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What's the Number for 911?: America's Wackiest 911 Calls

America's 911 system is supposed to be for emergencies only. But some people apparently didn't get the memo, because the following are some of their responses when asked by dispatchers, "What's your emergency?" - "Yeah, I want to order a pizza." - "I've been standing all day and my feet hurt." - "I just swallowed a penny. Am I going to die?" - "I want an officer to come out and take care of a low-flying aircraft." - "When does the Burger King open?" New York Times best-selling author Leland H. Gregory III compiles some of the dumbest and occasionally profane (you've been warned) abuses of the 911 system ever recorded. Danielle Ferland and Andy Paris' amusing narration will have listeners either howling with laughter or scratching their heads in disbelief. Possibly both. Because this book is based on actual 911 calls, there are occasional profane words in the text. The author replaced these words with dashes, and they are bleeped in this recording.

Leland Gregory (Author), Andy Paris, Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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True...(Sort Of)

True: Delly Pattison likes surpresents (presents that are a surprise). The day the Boyds come to town, Delly's sure a special surpresent is on its way. But lately, everything that she thinks will be good and fun turns into trouble. She's never needed a surpresent more than now. True: Brud Kinney wants to play basketball like nothing anybody's ever seen. When the Boyds arrive, though, Brud meets someone who plays like nothing he's ever seen. True: Ferris Boyd isn't like anyone Delly or Brud have ever met. Ferris is a real mysturiosity (an extremely curious mystery). True: Katherine Hannigan's first novel since her acclaimed Ida B is a compelling look at the ways friendships and truths are discovered. It's all true ( . . . sort of).

Katherine Hannigan (Author), Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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These Boots Weren't Made for Walking

RITA Award winner Melody Carlson's sassy tale highlights the healing influence of family, friends, faith'and unexpected love'on a 31-year-old single gal who's down but not out. The day she dons her Valentino boots, Cassidy's life starts spinning out of control. Her boss fires her, her boyfriend dumps her, and someone steals her identity. And binging on chocolate doesn't help.

Melody Carlson (Author), Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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The Garden of Eden and Other Criminal Delights

Faye Kellerman (Author), Danielle Ferland, David Chandler, George Guidall, Jessica Almasy, Simon Prebble, Suzanne Toren (Narrator)

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Skeleton Letters

New York Times best-selling author Laura Childs' cozy Scrapbooking mysteries continue to win fans with each compelling entry. In Skeleton Letters, New Orleans scrapbook shop owner Carmela Bertrand and her friend Ava witness a heinous crime at St. Tristan's Church that leaves a dear friend dead and an antique crucifix missing. Together, Carmela and Ava search the French Quarter for the crucifix in hopes of finding the killer.

Laura Childs (Author), Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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Shoot From The Lip

Private investigator Abby Rose returns for her fourth Yellow Rose mystery in Shoot from the Lip. Word has gotten out about Abby, and a reality show has enlisted her to help pair up birth families with adoptees. But the show may be more interested in ratings than reality, and Abby's got to figure out the truth beneath multiple layers of deception.

Leann Sweeney (Author), Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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Rant: The Oral History of Buster Casey

Buster "Rant" Casey just may be the most efficient serial killer of our time. A high school rebel, Rant Casey escapes from his small town home for the big city where he becomes the leader of an urban demolition derby called Party Crashing. Rant Casey will die a spectacular highway death, after which his friends gather the testimony needed to build an oral history of his short, violent life. With hilarity, horror, and blazing insight, Rant is a mind-bending vision of the future, as only Chuck Palahniuk could ever imagine.

Chuck Palahniuk (Author), Alan Nebelthau, Andrea Gallo, Andy Paris, Angela Rogers, Cynthia Darlow, Danielle Ferland, Ed Sala, Full Cast, George Guidall, Greg Steinbruner, Henry Strozier, James Jenner, James Yaegashi, John Mcdonough, Johnny Heller, Jonathan Hogan, Julia Gibson, Kevin R. Free, L.J. Ganser, Lizzy Cooper-Davis, Lizzy Cooper-Davis, Melanie Martinez, Nick Landrum, Nicole Poole, Norman Dietz, Richard Poe, Robin Miles, Ruth Ann Phimister, Stina Nielsen, Suzanne Toren, T. Ryder Smith, Tom Stechschulte (Narrator)

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Pushing Up Bluebonnets

Leann Sweeney's Yellow Rose Mysteries follow the adventures of Abby Rose, the privileged daughter of a software magnate who became a private investigator when she found out she was illegally adopted. Her latest case is a mystery woman, rescued from a car crash but badly mangled and in a coma. The only clue police found at the scene was one of Abby's business cards.

Leann Sweeney (Author), Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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Postcards From the Dead

Laura Childs' New York Times best-selling Tea Shop and Scrapbooking mysteries have earned her a devoted readership. Set amidst the hustle and bustle of Mardi Gras, this much-anticipated 10th novel in the series follows scrapbooking maven Carmela Bertrand as she investigates the grisly death of TV reporter Kimber Breeze. It's not long before Carmela starts receiving spooky postcards -- signed by Kimber herself -- and realizes the case entails much more than she bargained for.

Laura Childs (Author), Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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Pick Your Poison: A Yellow Rose Mystery

Leann Sweeney's Yellow Rose Mystery series has found fans in listeners who enjoy a tall glass of sweet tea and quirky Texan characters. In the series debut, Southern belle Abby Rose stumbles upon the secrets of her heritage when she becomes determined to solve the mystery of who killed her gardener. As the list of possible suspects increases, Abby learns her past is shrouded in mystery.

Leann Sweeney (Author), Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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Perfect

First-time novelist Natasha Friend is a writer with a talent for realistically expressing the fears and uncertainties of today's adolescents in a good story. Perfect has received the Milkweed Prize for Children's Literature and is a Book Sense "Winter Picks" selection. This is the moving story of a young girl who develops a dangerous eating disorder while dealing with intense grief.

Natasha Friend (Author), Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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Parchment and Old Lace

The New York Times bestselling author of Gossamer Ghost returns to the Big Easy and the historic Garden District, where scrapbook shop owner Carmela Bertrand discovers a bride-to-be murdered in the legendary Lafayette Cemetery. Carmela couldn't imagine a finer evening than dinner at Commander's Palace with her beau, Detective Edgar Babcock. The food and the company are equally divine-with the exception of Isabelle Black stopping by to brag about her upcoming wedding. Resuming the romance with a walk in the evening air, the couple is interrupted once again-this time by a terrifying scream from inside the cemetery. Having just seen Isabelle, Carmela and Edgar now find her lying across an aboveground tomb, strangled to death with a piece of vintage lace. Carmela would rather leave the investigating to Edgar, but she can't say no to Isabelle's sister Ellie, the tarot card reader at Juju Voodoo, when she asks her to help. As she untangles the enemies of Isabelle's past, Carmela hopes she can draw out the killer before someone else gets cold feet.

Laura Childs, Terrie Farley Moran (Author), Danielle Ferland (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Danielle Ferland