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Why Mummy Swears

by Gill Sims

Audiobooks of the Month eBooks of the Month Family Drama Light-Hearted / Humour Modern and Classic Literary Fiction

Why Mummy Swears Synopsis

The hilarious second novel, and Sunday Times No 1 Bestseller, from author of the smash hit Why Mummy Drinks. Welcome to Mummy's world... The Boy Child Peter is connected to his iPad by an umbilical cord, The Girl Child Jane is desperate to make her fortune as an Instagram lifestyle influencer, while Daddy is constantly off on exotic business trips... Mummy's marriage is feeling the strain, her kids are running wild and the house is steadily developing a forest of mould. Only Judgy, the Proud and Noble Terrier, remains loyal as always. Mummy has also found herself a new challenge, working for a hot new tech start-up. But not only is she worrying if, at forty-two, she could actually get up off a bean bag with dignity, she's also somehow (accidentally) rebranded herself as a single party girl who works hard, plays hard and doesn't have to run out when the nanny calls in sick. Can Mummy keep up the facade while keeping her family afloat? Can she really get away with wearing `comfy trousers' to work? And, more importantly, can she find the time to pour herself a large G+T? Probably effing not.

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ISBN: 9780008284244
Publication date: 12/07/2018
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers HarperCollins Publishers Ltd
Format: Audiobook

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ISBN: 9780008284244
Publication date: 12th July 2018
Author: Gill Sims
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers HarperCollins Publishers Ltd
Format: Audiobook
Genres: Audiobooks of the Month, eBook Favourites, Family Drama, Light-Hearted, Literary Fiction,
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About Gill Sims

Gill Sims is the author and illustrator of the hugely successful parenting blog and Facebook site `Peter and Jane'. She lives in Scotland with her husband, two children and a recalcitrant rescue Border Terrier, who rules the house. Gill's interests include drinking wine, wasting time on social media, trying and failing to recapture her lost youth and looking for the dog when he decides to go on one of his regular jaunts.

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