Audiobooks narrated by Major Curda

"What if the honeymoon period of a relationship never had to end? In Aaron Tracy's captivating, new original audiobook, a brilliant but lovelorn psychology professor attempts to transform her heartbreak into a radical new way for people to date and fall in love. After an unforeseen breakup shatters her perfectly ordered world, Professor Zoe Cuttriss hatches an audacious plan. She'll use science to try to solve the mystery behind love’s mysterious honeymoon period—that magical beginning stage of a relationship where euphoria abounds and everything in life is sweeter. If she succeeds, she’ll upend centuries of dating habits, plus avoid ever having her heart broken again. Determined to “logic” her way into love and academic glory, Zoe turns her personal life into a series of experiments, and eventually ends up at the helm of a rogue dating consultancy with a revolving door of hopeful clients. But in matters of the heart, even the most meticulous scientist can't always predict chemistry. As her love life and lab work collide, Zoe's quest to bottle those early warm and fuzzy feelings leads her to discover something—and someone—she never expected. The Honeymoon Period is an irresistible audio original where science meets serendipity, brimming with wit, warmth and razor-sharp observations on modern romance. An audio original from Macmillan Audio."

Aaron Tracy (Author), Anthony Palmini, Brittany Pressley, Major Curda, Mehr Dudeja, Will Damron, Zoleka Vundla (Narrator)

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Entities to Lovers

"A connection that’s more than supernatural emerges between two rival tour guides who wish they could ghost each other in this sparkling romantic comedy from USA Today bestselling author Mallory Marlowe. Paranormal medium Rory Woods spends her days offering psychic readings at her family’s Ye Olde Spirit Shop and nights haunting the streets of Boston as a ghost tour guide. Sure, business at the shop could be better, but she’s proud of her work. Enter Ezra Blackwell: noted thorn in Rory’s side, the shop’s resident horror history fanatic, and — though she’d only admit it under threat of medieval torture — a handsome, charismatic tour guide. Rory can’t stand Ezra’s know-it-all, showoff behavior. Ezra loves to tease the gorgeous, uptight medium at the shop. And when the two are forced to run a tour together? It’s no wonder they disturb a matchmaking ghost who places a spell on them. Saddled with perpetual bad luck unless they’re physically near one another, Rory and Ezra will try anything, from séances to kissing, before the jinx wreaks havoc on both their careers. But in their quest to appease the spirit, they realisee that growing closer might not be the curse they thought... PRAISE FOR ENTITIES TO LOVERS: 'Steamy, smart, and full of self-reflection, Entities to Lovers is the perfect book for fall' - Chelsea Curto 'Utterly charming, deliciously spooky, and cosy to boot' - Lana Ferguson 'I laughed, I swooned, and couldn’t stop flipping the pages. I dare anyone not to fall for Ezra, Rory, and their haunted slice of Boston' - Grace Reilly 'The tension is electric, the banter is flawless, and the chemistry is downright cursed...in the best way. Consider me completely obsessed!' - Chip Pons 'Mallory Marlowe delivers a book that is everything a romantic comedy should be and more' - Maria J. Morillo P 2026 Penguin Random House USA Audio C 2026 Mallory Marlowe"

Mallory Marlowe (Author), Elizabeth Lamont, Major Curda (Narrator)

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A Hug for Punch: Based on the True Story of a Little Monkey and His Beloved Stuffie (A Friendship Picture Book)

"The inspiring story of Punch, the tiny, orphaned monkey who has captured the hearts of millions around the world. Viral social media sensation Punch and his beloved stuffed orangutan have captivated internet users worldwide. Now the heartwarming tale of his search for love and belonging is available for the first time as a picture book. Punch is a baby macaque, eager to explore the world at the Ichikawa Zoo in Japan. But his mother can't take care of him, so it's up to the zookeepers to look after Punch. They give him a snuggly stuffed orangutan that he can hug and hold close. When it's time for Punch to join the other macaques on Monkey Mountain, Punch is scared, and the other monkeys aren't ready for him either. Time and again, he returns to the comfort of his 'Oran-mama.' But Punch knows even the coziest stuffed animal isn't the same as a real-life friend. When will Punch finally find someone to hug him back? Here's the story of one brave little monkey who refuses to give up on love."

Caroline L. Perry (Author), Major Curda (Narrator)

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Sublimation: 'A mind bending thriller' - R. F. KUANG, author of Yellowface and Katabasis

"THE INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER A dazzling, gripping and original debut for modern times 'A mind bending thriller about personhood, homeland nostalgia, global migration, and all forms of alienation' - R. F. KUANG What would you sacrifice for a different life? When you emigrate, you leave a version of yourself behind. Literally. One instance crosses the border; the other instance stays trapped behind it. Some instances keep in touch, call each other daily, synchronize their lives and minds in the hopes of reintegrating and resuming a life as one person. Other instances, like Soyoung Rose Kang, leave home at age ten and never speak to their other selves again. With a life of her own in New York, Rose never imagined she'd return to Korea. Then her grandfather dies and Soyoung, her Korean instance, summons her home for the funeral. But Soyoung's motives aren't as innocent as Rose imagined, and the consequences of Rose's return to Seoul will change her forever. Sublimation is a story of doppelgängers and corporate intrigue, heartbreak and betrayal. Nebula Award-winning author Isabel J. Kim has written an immigrant tale like no other, capturing the longing for another life and twisting it into a dangerous game of cat-and-mouse. 'Remarkable' - THE NEW YORK TIMES 'A take on the classic immigrant story . . . I can relate' - RUTH OZEKI 5 STAR READER REVIEWS 'This book had me hooked from the very first chapter' ***** 'One of the best debut novels I've read in recent years' ***** 'Wow. what a thought provoking and thoughtful novel' ***** 'An incredible concept for a book' ***** 'Sublimation lives up to the hype. It is dramatic, powerful, intriguing, and - above all - fun' ***** 'A harshly beautiful story about the impossible choices in life and what could be' *****"

Isabel J. Kim (Author), Major Curda, Michelle H. Lee (Narrator)

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Augusta Pine Does Not Exist: An edge-of-your-seat reverse heist thriller

"Brought to you by Penguin. Everyone thinks she's dead. Turns out she went undercover. An edge-of-your-seat reverse heist thriller about a teen spy who must outsmart a team of criminals in order to free a building full of innocent hostages . . . and herself. Masterfully weaving together the undercover secrecy and thrills of The Naturals series, the killer twists and turns of Five Survive and the futuristic setting of Cyberpunk 2077. In the near future, to combat identity theft, paper and plastic IDs have been replaced with permanent biometric tattoos. But governments still need people to work in the shadows. These people are called wraiths. THEN When she was fifteen, Augusta Pine (alias) hacked a car’s autopilot and accidentally killed her first crush. She was given two options: 1) Spend twenty years in prison for manslaughter or 2) serve ten years in the Identity Security Division as a wraith – an undercover spy with no official existence. Augusta chose the second. NOW Eighteen-year-old Augusta has no fixed home and all her family think she died in the car crash. Her only friends are her coolly professional handler, Prefect, and a snarky sentient Al spybot called Edgar. On a rare weekend to herself, she decides to rent a room in a smart apartment complex and makes grand plans to do nothing but relax . . . until six cyber criminals hack the building and imprison all the residents. To save everyone, Augusta will have to rely on her wits and her own criminal skills to stay one step ahead of the killers. For the first time in her life, could it pay to not exist? PRAISE FOR AUGUSTA PINE DOES NOT EXIST: ‘An incredibly fun, fast-paced blend of a spy thriller mixed with speculative elements. A fantastic, immersive read.’ Ravena Guron, author of This Book Kills ‘Thrilling, clever and wickedly funny – Augusta Pine is the heroine we deserve.’ Kara Thomas, author of The Cheerleaders ‘Masterfully blends classic, adrenaline-pumping action with futuristic tech and next gen espionage. This is the future of thriller books – literally.’ Kayvion Lewis, author of Thieves’ Gambit ‘Bold, clever and original. A twisty, tense thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat and leave you wanting more.' Kathryn Foxfield, author of Good Girls Die First ‘A tense thrill ride of a book. Augusta Pine is the fearless anti-heroine we all need.’ Benjamin Dean, author of How to Die Famous ‘Clever, twisty and very funny. I absolutely inhaled the book.’ Emily Barr, author of The One Memory of Flora Banks ‘Big thrills, stunning twists and heaps of fun, this is a wickedly smart, fast-paced, up-all-night thriller.’ S. J. Green, author of Noah Can’t Even ‘Utterly unputdownable. Get used to being on the edge of your seat! A twisty, clever and compelling thriller.' Emily Cooper, author of Season of Fear ‘A super-smart, speculative spy thriller with a kickass main character.' J. L. Simmonds, author of Run Away With Me ‘A high stakes, high adrenalin, high-tech spy thriller that grips you from the explosive first page and does not let go.’ Kate Francis, author of Circle of Liars ‘Fresh, futuristic and filled with suspense. A technology drenched thriller with heart and humour that has you hooked until the very last page.’ Isabella Galbraith, author of The One ‘Spy novels are SO back. A darkly funny, futuristic thrill.' Beth Tomlin, author of To Hell With You ‘The fun and adventure of Mission Impossible meets the emotional grit of The Girls I've Been. This book was a thrill ride from start to finish!’ Kalyn Josephson, author of This Dark Descent © Emily Lloyd-Jones 2026 (P) Penguin Audio 2026"

Emily Lloyd-Jones (Author), Christine Lakin, EA Castillo, Major Curda, Max Meyers, Steven Rutledge (Narrator)

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Wasp's Nest: A Novel

"'...This is an engaging performance of an entertaining summer read.' — Booklist A modern retelling of The Philadelphia Story, Wasp’s Nest is a witty, gripping love triangle unfolding over the course of seven chaotic days at a Cape Cod wedding. This program features multicast narration. Tess wants nothing more than for her upcoming society wedding to overshadow the failure of her first marriage. Her fiancé Warren, a steady soon-to-be state senator, is nothing like her first husband. Tess’s relationship with working-class artist Peter was a passionate crash-and-burn, and a chapter of her life that she's ready to forget. Peter hasn’t seen Tess in five years, so he’s shocked to receive an invitation to her wedding. But he’s moved on too, and it wouldn’t hurt to prove it by showing up with a handsome younger man as his plus-one. Mitch, an aspiring writer, is intrigued by Peter and jumps at the chance to pry into the lives of his Waspy ex-in-laws. What he’s not bargained for is developing serious feelings for both Peter and Peter’s ex—Tess, the bride. But Peter and Tess have complex desires of their own, and Mitch is dangerously close to uncovering them. Wasp's Nest is a fast-paced, humorous, and heartfelt exploration of the shape of our affections that proves real love triangles connect on all sides. A Macmillan Audio production from Celadon Books"

Kat Stoddard (Author), Eric Yang, Major Curda, Mia Wurgaft (Narrator)

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America Gives Thanks

"In this stand-alone companion to America's Dreaming, New York Times bestselling author Bob McKinnon crafts a beautiful, sweeping story about the importance of speaking up for what really matters. Have you ever wondered why people complain so much? America is very excited for their class's upcoming field trip to Washington, DC. But when the other kids start complaining about how not excited they are, America is confused. Their teacher, Mr. Downs, uses this as a learning opportunity: sometimes complaining-when done right-can actually be useful. As the class walks through historic halls like the Supreme Court and around the National Mall where they visit celebrated monuments like the Lincoln Memorial, historical figures come alive for America (that portrait of Ruth Bader Ginsburg is definitely winking). Each figure offers tales on how complaining can lead to long-lasting change and hope for a better world. For that, America is so thankful."

Bob McKinnon (Author), Andie McKinnon, Bob McKinnon, Carlin McKinnon, Charles Linshaw, Kirby Heyborne, Major Curda, Renika Williams-Blutcher, Rory McKinnon, Tara Sands, Vico Ortiz (Narrator)

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Make Sure You Die Screaming

"When their mother calls with news that their MAGA-pilled, conspiracy-theorist father has gone missing, the newly unemployed queer narrator of Make Sure You Die Screaming does what anyone would do: steals their ex-boyfriend's BMW and races from Chicago to deep-red Arkansas on a mission to kidnap their estranged father and bring him home. Now, with a bottle of premixed margarita jiggling in the cupholder and the narrator's brand-new garbage goth bestie, Yivi, screaming through night terrors in the passenger seat, our hero hurtles toward a family reunion from hell. Along the way, they experiment with Yivi's mystery pills, elude a relentless stalker and outrun some cops who believe the narrator committed a tragic murder."

Zee Carlstrom (Author), Major Curda (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Major Curda

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