My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
| ISBN: | 9780099557661 |
| Publication date: | 9th October 2014 |
| Author: | Tommy Cooper |
| Publisher: | Arrow Books Ltd an imprint of Cornerstone |
| Format: | Paperback |
| Pagination: | 336 pages |
| Primary Genre | Humour |
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My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The horse says, 'what? Eric?' I said, 'waiter, what's that in my soup?' he said, 'I'd better call the boss, I can't tell one insect from another.' I'm reading a book called 'Sex Before 20'. Personally I don't like audiences. I said, 'it's serious, doctor, I've broken my arm in 20 places'. He said, 'well stop going to those places.' I call my car flattery. It gets me nowhere.
Tommy Cooper All in One Joke Book Book Joke, Joke Book features in the following genres: Humour, eBooks of the Month, Lifestyle, Hobbies and Leisure, Recommendations
Tommy Cooper All in One Joke Book Book Joke, Joke Book is available in Paperback
Tommy Cooper All in One Joke Book Book Joke, Joke Book was written by Tommy Cooper and published by Arrow Books Ltd an imprint of Cornerstone
Tommy Cooper All in One Joke Book Book Joke, Joke Book has 336 pages
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