Audiobooks narrated by Milton Jones

Thanks a Lot, Milton Jones! Series 6: A BBC Radio Comedy

"The man they call 'Britain’s Funniest Milton' and ‘the genius in the mad shirts in Mock The Week’ stars in the sixth series of Thanks A Lot, Milton Jones! “Milton Jones is one of Britain’s best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners” – The Guardian “King of the surreal one-liners” - The Times “If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet – do so!” – The Daily Mail Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is ‘Help!’. And in this show he has decided to set himself up as a man who can help anyone, anywhere - whether they need it or not. Because, in his own words – ‘No problem too problemy’. When you’re close to the edge, Milton can give you a push... Episode 1 – Apple Is The New Black: Milton Jones ends up in prison for committing a True Crime podcast and asks the question, ‘Sound effects and soundproofing - which came first, the chicken or the eggbox?’ Episode 2 – Conkers Bonkers: Milton returns with a plot involving a new pub, an old Brad Pitt, a furry George Clooney and some very suspicious beer… Episode 3 – Excalibat!: Milton pulls at a zip that hasn’t been opened for 60 years and inadvertently causes a UK Chutney Crisis… Episode 4 – Ceilidh Minogue: As Milton heads north everything goes south and he finds himself involved in a deadly game of battle hips… Episode 5 – Oil of ULEZ: Milton throws soup, paint and caution to the winds as he boldly steps into traffic. Management. Episode 6 – Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Nostrils: Milton gathers the gang together for one last nose job… Co-starring Tom Goodman-Hill (Mr Selfridge, Baby Reindeer), Josie Lawrence (Who’s Line Is It Anyway?), Dan Tetsell (Upstart Crow), Tom Crowley & James Akka. The show comes from Pozzitive, proud producers of Cabin Pressure, Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation, The Brig Society, Armando Iannucci’s Charm Offensive, Shush! & Kevin Eldon Will See You Now... Production credits: Written by Milton Jones, James Cary & Dan Evans with additional material by Adrian Gray Music by Guy Jackson Produced & directed by David Tyler A Pozzitive Production for BBC Radio 4"

Milton Jones (Author), Full Cast, Milton Jones (Narrator)

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Jest a Minute: The Complete Series 1 and 2 Plus Specials: A BBC Radio Comedy Panel Game

"Stand-up star Rhod Gilbert hosts the panel show about the serious business of comedy The hilarious comic lovechild of A Question of Sport and QI, Jest a Minute is a light-hearted, lively show that quizzes leading comedians on their knowledge of comedy. Host Rhod Gilbert accepts no backchat and gives short shrift to cheek as he recklessly awards points based on how quick, agile and witty he considers the panellists to be. In a series of fast-paced, chaotic rounds, they are tasked with answering quickfire questions on comedy history, sitcom titles, catchphrases and classic comedy films. There’s also a chance for some audience participation, as the teams pick a volunteer from the audience in a bid to find out who can tell the funniest joke, and a final buzzer round, in which Rhod reads out the start of a well-known gag (such as ‘What’s brown and sticky?’) and the contestants buzz in with their finest, funniest and most original punchlines. Among the A-list talent taking part in these two series are Justin Moorhouse, Chris Corcoran, Lloyd Langford, Jarred Christmas, Jeremy Hardy, Tom Allen, Alun Cochrane, Sarah Millican, Lucy Porter, Milton Jones and Jon Richardson. Also included are three special episodes, recorded at the Machynlleth Comedy Festival and Green Man Festival in 2015 and 2016, featuring Elis James, Cariad Lloyd, Ed Gamble, Greg Davies, Holly Walsh, Rob Deering, Chris Corcoran, Paul Foot and Kiri Pritchard-McLean. Production credits Presented by Rhod Gilbert Produced by Paul Forde and Gareth Gwynn Series 1 featuring: Justin Moorhouse, Chris Corcoran, Jarred Christmas, Jeremy Hardy, Rob Deering, Tom Allen, Roger Monkhouse, Kirsten O'Brien, Alun Cochrane, Tom Wrigglesworth, Sarah Millican, Jeff Green, Greg Davies, Lucy Porter Series 2 featuring: Chris Corcoran, Lloyd Langford, Rob Deering, Tom Craine. Markus Birdman, Steve Williams, Milton Jones, Lucy Porter, Elis James, Jon Richardson, Greg Davies, Eggsy, Paul Tonkinson, Tom Wrigglesworth Jest a Minute in Machynlleth 2015 featuring: Elis James, Cariad Lloyd and Ed Gamble Jest A Minute at Green Man Festival featuring: Greg Davies, Holly Walsh, Rob Deering and Chris Corcoran Jest A Minute in Machynlleth 2016 featuring: Paul Foot, Rob Deering, Ed Gamble and Kiri Pritchard-McLean First broadcast on BBC Radio 4, 25 August-29 September 2006 (Series 1), 10 December 2006-13 January 2007 (Series 2), 2 May 2015 (Jest a Minute at the Machynlleth Comedy Festival 2015), 22 August 2015 (Jest A Minute at Green Man Festival), 30 April 2016 (Jest a Minute at the Machynlleth Comedy Festival 2016) © 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd. (P) 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd."

Rhod Gilbert (Author), Alun Cochrane, Ed Gamble, Greg Davies, Jeremy Hardy, Jon Richardson, Lloyd Langford, Lucy Porter, Milton Jones, Rhod Gilbert, Sarah Millican, Tom Allen, Various (Narrator)

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The News Quiz 2010: Series 70, 71 and 72 of the topical BBC Radio 4 comedy panel show

"Sandi Toksvig hosts these three sensational series of 'the finest topical panel game known to radio' For over 40 years, The News Quiz has been scrutinising the headlines to give us its unique, sardonic take on the stories that are making a splash. In these 25 episodes, we raid the archives from 2010 to rediscover the highs, lows and mediums of that action-packed year. Sandi Toksvig is in the chair once more, attempting to corral panellists including Micky Flanagan, Armando Iannucci, Fred MacAulay, Milton Jones, Gyles Brandreth, Bridget Christie, Will Smith, Ava Vidal and Danielle Ward. Together, they probe topics including Sarah Palin's Fox News gig; Greece's precarious economy; the eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull; the Commonwealth Games, Australia's Next Top Model, the General Election and the Conservative/LibDem coalition government - as well as the battling Milliband brothers and fibbing toddlers. Plus, newsreaders Carolyn Brown, Harriet Cass, Corrie Corfield, Peter Donaldson, Charlotte Green, Rory Morrison and Neil Sleat light up each episode with the funny stories, misprints and typos sent in by listeners. Production credits Chaired by Sandi Toksvig Chair's script written by Stephen Carlin, Lucy Clarke, Rhodri Crooks, Gareth Gwynn, Simon Littlefield, John-Luke Roberts and James Sherwood With additional material by Jack Bernhardt, Carl Carter, Nathon Caton, Hannah George, Ivo Graham, Elliot Howe, Jon Hunter, Nadia Kamil, Lee Kern, James Kettle, Benjamin Partridge, John Robins, Dale Shaw, Russell Thompson, Andy Wolton and Mike Wozniak Produced by Sam Bryant and Victoria Lloyd A BBC Studios Production Series 70 featuring: Susan Calman, Jack Dee, Micky Flanagan, John Gordillo, Andy Hamilton, Jeremy Hardy, Milton Jones, Miles Jupp, Fred MacAulay, Victoria Mather, Sue Perkins, Carrie Quinlan, Will Smith, Ava Vidal, Danielle Ward, Francis Wheen Series 71 featuring: Susan Calman, Jack Dee, Andy Hamilton, Armando Iannucci, Jeremy Hardy, Phill Jupitus, Miles Jupp, Fred MacAulay, David Mitchell, Sue Perkins, Hugo Rifkind, Will Smith, Mark Steel, Ava Vidal, Danielle Ward, Francis Wheen Series 72 featuring: Gyles Brandreth, Rory Bremner, Susan Calman, Bridget Christie, Andy Hamilton, Jeremy Hardy, Phill Jupitus, Miles Jupp, Fred MacAulay, Sue Perkins, Will Smith, Mark Steel, Ava Vidal, Francis Wheen News items read by Carolyn Brown, Harriet Cass, Corrie Corfield, Peter Donaldson, Charlotte Green, Rory Morrison and Neil Sleat First broadcast on BBC Radio 4, 8 January-26 February 2010 (Series 70), 16 April-11 June 2010 (Series 71), 24 September-12 November 2010 (Series 72) © 2023 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd. (P) 2023 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd."

Tbd (Author), Armando Iannucci, Bridget Christie, Fred Macaulay, Gyles Brandreth, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones, Sandi Toksvig, Various (Narrator)

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Thanks a Lot, Milton Jones! Series 5: A BBC Radio 4 comedy show

"The man they call 'Britain's Funniest Milton' stars in series 5 of his acclaimed show Thanks a Lot, Milton Jones! Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!'. Milton Jones is a man who can help anyone, anywhere - whether they need it or not. Because, in his own words, there's ''no problem too problemy''. When you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push... The show comes from Pozzitive, proud producers of Cabin Pressure, Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation, The Brig Society, Armando Iannucci's Charm Offensive, Shush! & Kevin Eldon Will See You Now. Co-starring Tom Goodman-Hill ('Mr Selfridge', 'Humans'), Josie Lawrence ('Who's Line Is It Anyway?'), Dan Tetsell ('Upstart Crow') & Justin Edwards ('The Thick Of It'). In the first episode 'Hair Today, Goal Tomorrow' Milton accidentally invents a new hair tonic with surprising powers, the local football team can't wait to see the highlights... In episode two 'The Repair Bear Bunch' Milton opens a cherished items repair shop, but soon discovers he's bitten off more than he can mend... In the third episode 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Dai' Milton is recruited by the kindliest Secret Service in the world to oversee a tense spy swap on the Severn Bridge. In episode four 'The Living Museum' in an effort to save the High Street and show off the town's historic heritage Milton decides to make an exhibition of himself. In the fifth episode 'Thanks Allotment, Milton Jones!' Milton is fed up with the local veg box delivery and decides to get an allotment. But when's he smells something fishy it's time to dig a little deeper... And in the final episode 'Space Age In Aisle Three' when Milton's old school friend becomes a retail billionaire, it's time to take a shopping trolley to the stars... Episode List 1. Hair Today, Goal Tomorrow Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 19/05/2022 2. The Repair Bear Bunch Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 26/05/2022 3. Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Dai Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 02/06/2022 4. The Living Museum Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 09/06/2022 5. Thanks Allotment, Milton Jones! Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 16/06/2022 6. Space Age in Aisle Three Originally broadcast on BBC Radio 4 23/06/2022 Production Credits Written by Milton Jones, James Cary & Dan Evans Music by Guy Jackson Produced & directed by David Tyler Cast List Milton Jones Tom Goodman-Hill Josie Lawrence Dan Tetsall Justin Edwards 'Milton Jones is one of Britain's best gagsmiths with a flair for creating daft yet perfect one-liners' - The Guardian 'King of the surreal one-liners' - The Times 'If you haven't caught up with Jones yet - do so!' - The Daily Mail ©2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd"

Milton Jones (Author), Full Cast, Milton Jones (Narrator)

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Arthur Smith's Balham Bash: The Complete Series 1-3: A BBC Radio 4 comedy

"Arthur Smith presents music, comedy and entertainment from his South London home - plus a special show from the Edinburgh Festival Welcome to Arthur Smith's 26-bedroom mock-Tudor manor house, in the heart of international Balham. Behind his front door are a plethora of prodigiously talented performers, all ready and eager to entertain. There's jamming in the kitchen, laughter in the lounge and poetry on the landing - and a whole lot more fun and frolics going on upstairs... Among Arthur's very special house guests are comedians Pippa Evans (as Loretta Maine), Milton Jones, Stephen K Amos, Micky Flanagan, Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, Andrew Lawrence, Tom Wrigglesworth, Jenny Eclair, Sean Lock and Kevin Eldon. Plus, there's vibrant verse from Benjamin Zephaniah, John Hegley, Elvis McGonagall, John Smallshaw and Kate Fox, and sensational songs and music from Glenn Tilbrook, Alabama 3, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Scouting for Girls, Paloma Faith, Gomez, Nine Below Zero, Katie Melua, Alex Wilson and his salsa combo and Squeeze. And in Arthur Smith's Edinburgh Bash, Arthur takes the audience on a tour of top-flight music and comedy from the festival's Fringe, including Emo Phillips, Russell Kane and Clanadonia. Cast and credits Presented by Arthur Smith Produced by Sam Michell and Alison Vernon-Smith Series 1 featuring: Pippa Evans (as Loretta Maine), Paul Sinha, Milton Jones, Glenn Tilbrook, Benjamin Zephaniah, Matt Holness (as Merriman Weir), Stephen K Amos, Nat Luurtsema, Seann Walsh, Micky Flanagan, Alabama 3, Stewart Lee, Reginald D Hunter, Sophie Ellis-Bextor Series 2 featuring: John Hegley, Barbara Nice, Andrew Lawrence, Scouting For Girls, Paloma Faith, Miles Jupp, Tom Wrigglesworth, Elvis McGonagall, Doc Brown, Gomez, Henry Paker, Richard Herring, Nine Below Zero, Phill Jupitus (as Porky the Poet), Josh Widdecombe, Marlon Davis Edinburgh Bash featuring: Kate Fox, Emo Phillips, Russell Kane, Clanadonia, Simon Donald Series 3 featuring: Katie Melua, Roisin Conaty, Alun Cochrane, Nick Helm, Jenny Eclair, Simon Evans, John Smallshaw, Alex Wilson and his salsa combo, Sean Lock, Annette Fagon, Squeeze, Luke Wright, Billy Jenkins, Kevin Eldon, Imran Yusef, Kate Fox First broadcast BBC Radio 4, 7-28 July 2009 (Series 1), 15 April-6 May 2010 (Series 2), 26 August 2010 (Arthur Smith's Edinburgh Bash), 4-25 April 2011 (Series 3) © 2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd. (P) 2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd"

Arthur Smith (Author), Arthur Smith, Full Cast, Jenny Eclair, Josh Widdicombe, Micky Flanagan, Miles Jupp, Milton Jones, Paloma Faith, Paul Sinha, Sophie Ellis Bextor (Narrator)

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Thanks a Lot, Milton Jones! Series 1-4: A BBC Radio 4 comedy show

"Series 1 - 4 of the hit radio comedy starring the man they call 'Britain's funniest Milton' 'King of the surreal one-liners' The Times Mention Milton Jones to most people and the first thing they think is 'Help!' So he's set out on a mission to help anyone, anywhere - whether they need it or not. Armed with a new motto, 'No problem too problemy', and accompanied by his faithful assistant Anton and landlady Pauline, he sets out to assist people in any way he can. In these 24 episodes, he tries out an array of new careers, and becomes embroiled in numerous new adventures. Join him as he becomes a wedding planner (and attempts to track down a vanishing groom-to-be); turns financial advisor (only to sink the pound and fight off a Swedish invasion); takes up genealogy (and gets stuck up an unexpected family tree) and goes under the sea to save the Earth (as well as stumbling across a mysterious Great Aunt...) Whether he's running a B & B, launching a job agency, showing off his lovely buns as a baker or facing drama in the line of duty, he always goes out of his way to help out. Because when you're close to the edge, then Milton can give you a push... Written by Milton Jones with James Cary and Dan Evans, this gag-packed comedy won the prestigious New York Festival Silver Award for Best Regularly Scheduled Comedy Programme. Also among the cast are regulars Tom Goodman-Hill, Dan Tetsell, Josie Lawrence, Ben Willbond and Colin Hoult. Production credits Written by Milton Jones, with James Cary and Dan Evans With music by Guy Jackson Produced and directed by David Tyler A Pozzitive production for BBC Radio 4 With Tom Goodman-Hill, Dan Tetsell, Josie Lawrence, Ben Willbond, Colin Hoult First broadcast BBC Radio 4, 19 February-26 March 2014 (Series 1), 29 December 2015-2 February 2016 (Series 2), 1 May-5 June 2018 (Series 3), 23 March-27 April 2020 (Series 4) ©2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd"

Milton Jones (Author), Colin Hoult, Dan Tetsell, Full Cast, Josie Lawrence, Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill (Narrator)

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The Very World of Milton Jones: Series 1-3: The Complete BBC Radio 4 Collection

"Milton Jones, Milton Jones - so good, they named him. The most popular living comedian on Radio 4 and officially Britain’s funniest Milton is here with the complete three series of his award-wining show that leapt from late night to prime time - a show which co-stars regular guests Alexander Armstrong (Pointless, Armstrong & Miller), Dave Lamb (the voice of Come Dine With Me) and Joanna Scanlan (The Thick Of It, Getting On). No-one knows where he's from - “As a child, I always remember my father saying to me 'Son, to pay for your education your mother and I had to make a lot of sacrifices.' Because they were both druids.” No-one can predict what he gets up to -”I'm not getting on with my yoga teacher at the moment ... which frequently puts me in a very difficult position.” And no-one can tell what made him the way he is -”You see when the boys in the playground found out that I had a potentially fatal allergy to peanuts they used to shove me up against a wall and make me play Russian roulette with a bag of Revels.” Each week, Milton Jones faces his own death. His life flashes before his eyes. We hear everything that's happened to him, and anything that might have happened to him. His hopes, his dreams, his fears. We invite you to enter the Sony Award-winning The Very World Of Milton Jones. Your mind will never be the same again. The show is also a hotbed for writers who went on to fame and fortune with contributions from Tony Roche (The Thick Of It, Veep) Jon Holmes (The Now Show), Mark Evans (Bleak Expectations) and James Bachman (Mitchell & Webb). “He's immensely quotable, chucking out one-liners like bread for the birds... A strange and brilliant comic mind”- The Observer “...makes the studio audience whoop with delight” - The Telegraph “If you haven’t caught up with Jones yet - do so!” - The Daily Mail' PLUS bonus series - The House Of Milton Jones- co-starring Olivia Colman: Milton stars in his own sitcom set in a houseshare with his sister Susan (Olivia Colman, Peep Show), her slightly useless husband Ian and his daffy Aunt Dilys (Rosemary Leach) whilst in the basement, lives the ever-smooth Anton (Tom Goodman-Hill, Humans, Mr. Selfridge)."

Milton Jones (Author), Alexander Armstrong, Dave Lamb, Full Cast, Milton Jones, Olivia Colman (Narrator)

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Another Case of Milton Jones: Series 1-5: The Complete BBC Radio 4 Collection

"The man they call 'Britain’s Funniest Milton', Milton Jones stars in his smash-hit Sony Award-winning comedy show, Another Case Of Milton Jones, co-starring Tom Goodman-Hill, Ben Willbond,Dave Lamb, Ingrid Oliver and Lucy Montgomery In each episode, Milton is a complete and utter expert at something - and in each episode, with absolutely no ability or competence, he plunges into a furiously funny and fast-paced adventure with utterly hilarious results."

Milton Jones (Author), Ben Willbond, Dave Lamb, Full Cast, Ingrid Oliver, Lucy Montgomery, Milton Jones, Tom Goodman-Hill (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Milton Jones