"Leander is a knight of the realm who is sent to a castle on the edge of everything. The castle's ruler, a cloud of red smoke, invites him to kidnap their most prized possession, the red-skirted maiden. Can Leander do this without falling in love and getting himself into a mess?"
"An action-packed western zombie lesbian romance with some little game-based mechanics. Yay! It's time to tie up the cowboys and cowgirls! Things are about to get messy! How does this involve mirrors not eating people? Well, I guess you'll have to read it to find out.
This is the story of Cathy and Dodger. A troubled girl meets a girl who loves trouble.
The town is haunted by the undead. Their only saviors: two priests and a group of well-armed gangsters.
The gods get together for Saturday games, but Aphrodite doesn't play by the rules.
One thing is for sure, someone is going to step down. But who exactly are these people?"
"Leander is a knight of the realm who is sent to a castle on the edge of everything. The castle's ruler, a cloud of red smoke, invites him to kidnap their most prized possession, the red-skirted maiden. Can Leander do this without falling in love and getting himself into a mess?"
"Naturally, he assumed it was the requirement of tramping through Spiknit Woods and the craggy gloom that hung from everything around him.
His armor was a sickly shade of green by the time he reached the clearing that marked the end of the forest. Some of it was slick from slime. When had he touched anything slimy? Only every other minute. Other parts were mossy—almost hairy, but he didn’t know where he’d picked those bits up. He found a whole moss ball in his collar. There was also something weird and drippy hanging from his elbow. Was it a jellyfish? Or a deboned crab? He shook it off and it fell with a weird splurch sound. Then it glooped away."
"Leander is a knight of the realm who is sent to a castle on the edge of everything. The castle's ruler, a cloud of red smoke, invites him to kidnap their most prized possession, the red-skirted maiden. Can Leander do this without falling in love and getting himself into a mess?"
"An action-packed western zombie lesbian romance with some little game-based mechanics. Yay! It's time to tie up the cowboys and cowgirls! Things are about to get messy! How does this involve mirrors not eating people? Well, I guess you'll have to read it to find out.
This is the story of Cathy and Dodger. A troubled girl meets a girl who loves trouble.
The town is haunted by the undead. Their only saviors: two priests and a group of well-armed gangsters.
The gods get together for Saturday games, but Aphrodite doesn't play by the rules.
One thing is for sure, someone is going to step down. But who exactly are these people?"
"Leander is a knight of the realm who is sent to a castle on the edge of everything. The castle's ruler, a cloud of red smoke, invites him to kidnap their most prized possession, the red-skirted maiden. Can Leander do this without falling in love and getting himself into a mess?"
"Leander is a knight of the realm who is sent to a castle on the edge of everything. The castle's ruler, a cloud of red smoke, invites him to kidnap their most prized possession, the red-skirted maiden. Can Leander do this without falling in love and getting himself into a mess?"
"Leander is a knight of the realm who is sent to a castle on the edge of everything. The castle's ruler, a cloud of red smoke, invites him to kidnap their most prized possession, the red-skirted maiden. Can Leander do this without falling in love and getting himself into a mess?"
"Leander is a knight of the realm who is sent to a castle on the edge of everything. The castle's ruler, a cloud of red smoke, invites him to kidnap their most prized possession, the red-skirted maiden. Can Leander do this without falling in love and getting himself into a mess?"
"Leander is a knight of the realm who is sent to a castle on the edge of everything. The castle's ruler, a cloud of red smoke, invites him to kidnap their most prized possession, the red-skirted maiden. Can Leander do this without falling in love and getting himself into a mess?"
"Leander is a knight of the realm who is sent to a castle on the edge of everything. The castle's ruler, a cloud of red smoke, invites him to kidnap their most prized possession, the red-skirted maiden. Can Leander do this without falling in love and getting himself into a mess?"
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