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I'm Not Gonna Lie: And Other Lies You Tell When You Turn 50
From one of the most celebrated and beloved comedians and actors of our time, George Lopez, comes this hilarious, touching, and often wacky chronicle of life after fifty. George Lopez just hit the half-century mark and the reset button on his life. Newly single and ready to embrace life, George was excited to turn fifty. It would be a welcome new phase in his life, a chance to say goodbye to a decade that included a kidney transplant and a divorce. But when he looked around a room full of his childhood friends, all gathered to celebrate his birthday, many now bald or overweight, it suddenly hit him that he was old. What happened? And more importantly, what was he going to do about it? George learns the hard way that when you turn 50, everything changes. You pull a muscle in your sleep. You avoid mirrors at all costs, and always, always wear a robe. You have to schedule an appointment to have sex. You have to dye your hair and buy a bathtub with a door. As George learns to embrace life after fifty, he invites readers into his world, sharing the ups and downs of getting older-from his relationship with a much younger woman to a bizarre session with a pet psychic, to a trip behind-the-scenes at his tumultuous two years at Lopez Tonight, to an intimate look at his sacred ground, the golf course-and, for the first time, he reveals in moving detail, the story of the battle for his life against kidney disease. I'm Not Gonna Lie will make you laugh at yourself, cry about yourself, and look at turning fifty in a way you never would've imagined-through the eyes of George Lopez.
George Lopez (Author), George Lopez (Narrator)
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Some people get stuck in a rut while other people get in a groove. George Lopez is certainly the latter as his 2012 effort, It's Not Me, It's You, is almost indistinguishable from 2009's Tall, Dark & Chicano and 2007's America's Mexican, since it is still fueled by his racist grandma, Latino pride, the difficulty of raising children, and numerous drops of his provocative "Mas Puto!" (here sometimes uttered in an under-the-breath, abbreviation that sounds like "ma.pfft!" and still gets an uproar). It's just as worthy and hilarious as its predecessors, but if it needs to be separated, this is the one with the excellent "Trick or Treating" routine ("I live in one of those neighborhoods where they bring all the poor kids, cause they get better candy and they open the door") where Lopez drops "It ain't racial profiling if you get it right" like the concept of political correctness never happened.
George Lopez (Author), George Lopez (Narrator)
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¡Duérmete, carajo! es un cuento para dormir para los padres que viven en el mundo real, en el cual un par de gatitos ronroneando y unas líneas simpáticas no son lo suficiente para zumbar a un niño pequeño a dormir felizmente. Profano, cariñoso, y franco de manera radical, cuenta la conocida - y callada - tribulación de acostar a su angelito. Bello, subversivo - y para mearse - ¡Duérmete, carajo! es un libro para padres experimentados, nuevos e incipientes. (Y probablemente es mejor no leérselo a los pequeños….) The Spanish edition of the number-one New York Times best seller Go the F--k to Sleep, this is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach’s verses perfectly capture the familiar - and unspoken - tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations and laugh at their absurdity.
Adam Mansbach (Author), George Lopez (Narrator)
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One of the premier comedic talents in the entertainment industry, George Lopez stars in his second HBO solo special. George Lopez: Tall, Dark & Chicano is a live stand-up special performed in front of a packed arena crowd at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, TX.
George Lopez (Author), George Lopez (Narrator)
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Superstar comedian/actor George Lopez, one of the premier comedic talents in the entertainment industry, makes his HBO solo debut performed live in front of a packed house at the Dodge Theater in Phoenix, Arizona. Lopez delivers a hilarious routine touching on his own Latino roots, immigration and naturalization, modern-day kids, old-school values, interracial relationships, the e-coli outbreak, and the future.
George Lopez (Author), George Lopez (Narrator)
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