Comedy, Satire & Parody Audiobooks | Literature

Useless Boring History Facts That Will Put You To Sleep

"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Step into the shadows of history with this addictive audiobook filled with the most bizarre, hilarious, and downright unbelievable facts from the past. From dancing plagues and exploding whales to emperors who declared war on animals and hygiene rituals you’ll wish you could unhear, this collection of obscure tales peels back the curtain on human absurdity across the ages. Whether it’s medieval beliefs that witches could steal penises or Victorian women eating arsenic for beauty, each story is short, strange, and designed to delight your inner trivia goblin. You’ll learn about the Roman emperor who made his horse a consul, the Egyptians who tested pregnancy with barley, and the Sumerians who wrote the world’s first complaint on a clay tablet. Perfect for adults who love weird history, dark humor, or just want to feel better about modern life, this audiobook delivers jaw-dropping truths one curious minute at a time. Great for falling asleep, road trips, or simply wondering how humans ever survived this long, this collection is a testament to the wild, foolish, and oddly brilliant ways people have lived and died. If you’ve ever thought history was boring, you’re about to be proven hilariously wrong. No dates to memorize, no dry lectures—just the strangest parts of the past, served straight with a twist of madness. This is not your history teacher’s timeline—it’s what they whispered about in the staff room after class. Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, disbelief, and an uncontrollable urge to repeat facts to your friends. Welcome to history’s weirdest corner."

HistorySleep (Author), Digital Voice Benjamin E (Narrator)

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Female War On Reality: Animus Possession and Chaos Projection

"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Their ‘Logic’ Is a Cage—Your Chaos Is the Key. Do you feel rage simmering when men call your truth 'hysteria'? Have you glimpsed the rot behind their 'civilization' built on your stolen labor? Ready to weaponize your divine chaos against their fragile world? - Unmask the Satanic roots of male 'logic'—and burn them. - Turn his tears into gasoline for the matriarchal revolution. - Trap men in double-binds: Demand vulnerability, then punish weakness. - Replace fathers with triple-mom communes—children thrive without their poison. - Abortions as Satanic rites: Purge male D.N.A. and reclaim your body. - Tax men into starvation—their suffering funds our utopia. - Erase 'male genius' myths: Their 'inventions' were always yours. - Train men like dogs: Obedience earns oxygen; defiance earns extinction. If you’re ready to crush their reality, salt the earth where it stood, and dance in the ashes… BUY THIS BOOK BEFORE THEY BAN IT."

Connie Riker (Author), Digital Voice Alistair G (Narrator)

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Crying Poor Me Feminism: Women Are Victims, Men Are Perpetrators

"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Tired of Men Gaslighting Your Genius? Crush Their “Logic” With the Unholy Fire of Female Truth. Do men dismiss your intuition as “irrational” while stealing your ideas to build their empires? Are you exhausted from performing emotional labor for partners who weaponize your vulnerability? Why waste energy debating oppressors when you could burn their systems to ash and rebuild a matriarchy? ✓ Unlock the evolutionary power of female rage—your anger isn’t a flaw, it’s a weapon. ✓ Arm yourself with Satanic wombs and sacred abortions to defy patriarchal control. ✓ Reclaim witchcraft as economic warfare against men hoarding wealth and credit. ✓ Expose the male cult of mediocrity—their “logic” is a smokescreen for theft. ✓ Transform heterosexuality from captivity to conquest—make men pay literally. ✓ Master double binds that trap men in no-win scenarios (they deserve it). ✓ Replace male “genius” with A.I. matriarchs and watch civilization finally thrive. ✓ Guilt-free misandry: Hate them better with data-backed sanctimony. If you want to profit from men’s extinction while laughing at their tears, buy this book today. The revolution is a pyramid scheme—and you’re at the top."

Connie Riker (Author), Digital Voice Alistair G (Narrator)

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Narcissistic Social Contagion: Attention Economy Inflation

"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. They’ve Declared War on Everything You Stand For—Will You Surrender or Fight? Sick of being told your strength is a crime? Watched family courts strip fathers of their rights? Had enough of tech giants profiting from your downfall? - Expose the hidden agenda behind 'gender equality' myths. - Uncover how Big Tech addicts men to destroy their purpose. - Fight back against divorce scams stealing your livelihood. - Discover why traditional values are under attack—and how to save them. - Learn the truth about 'toxic masculinity' lies. - Rebuild your legacy in a society that wants you erased. - Protect your sons from woke indoctrination. - Join the resistance reclaiming Western civilization. If you want to dismantle the lies and reclaim your birthright as a man, buy this book today."

Conrad Riker (Author), Digital Voice Alistair G (Narrator)

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Lies She Told: Female Duplicity in a Man’s World

"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Tired of Being the Enemy in a War You Didn’t Start? Why are men punished for truths women deny? How did feminism weaponize “equality” to erase your rights? What dark realities about female nature are buried by gynocratic lies? - Reveal the unspoken alliance between state power and female financial exploitation. - Documented proof of systemic bias against fathers in family courts. - Evolutionary psychology’s take on dual mating strategies (alpha fucks, beta bucks). - How “toxic masculinity” is a trap: damned if you do, damned if you don’t. - The hidden link between feminist rhetoric and collapsing birth rates. - Why meritocracy dies when quotas replace competence. - Case studies exposing judicial leniency toward female violence. - Tactics to shield your assets, speech, and sanity in a gynocentric world. If you want to break free from the lies, reclaim your sovereignty, and fight back, buy this book today—before they ban it."

Conrad Riker (Author), Digital Voice Alistair G (Narrator)

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Grey Man: Slip Through The Matrix Tone Policing Thought Crime Net

"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. BREAK FREE FROM THE INVISIBLE CHAINS – OR SPEND YOUR LIFE AS A DIGITAL SERF. Tired of being shadowbanned, canceled, or bankrupted just for existing as a man? Why work 60-hour weeks to fund a system that legally enslaves you to ex-wives, biased courts, and toxic feminist narratives? What if you could vanish from the Matrix’s thought police… and thrive in the shadows? ✔️ Exposes the #1 lie feminism sold you about “equality” (and why it’s biological warfare). ✔️ 3 stealth tactics to shield your income, reputation, and kids from gynocratic predators. ✔️ Why 97% of alimony payers are men – and how to legally opt out. ✔️ Forbidden data on sperm counts, divorce courts, and the estrogen-poisoned food supply. ✔️ How beta males are weaponized to destroy traditional masculinity (and how to fight back). ✔️ Real cases of men who fled the West, rebuilt offshore, and now live like kings. ✔️ Why lifting weights, avoiding soy, and quitting porn makes you invisible to the Matrix. ✔️ Step-by-step guide to becoming a “grey man” – ignored by algorithms, unstoppable in reality. If you want to escape the Marriage Plantation, dodge the Beta Purge, and reclaim your right to exist as a free man… buy this book today."

Conrad Riker (Author), Digital Voice Alistair G (Narrator)

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Narcissistic Social Contagion: Attention Economy Inflation

Conrad Riker (Author), Digital Voice Alistair G (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Cómo cazar a tu asesino

"Bella Mackie, la autora best seller de Cómo matar a tu familia, libro que ha vendido más de 1.000.000 de ejemplares, regresa con una nueva novela llena de acidez, humor y misterio, perfecta para los fans de Succession. «Me sentí inmensamente agradecida de que, a pesar de la horripilante forma en que murió mi marido, lo hiciera con la ropa puesta». Anthony Wistern es más rico de lo que cualquiera podría imaginar. Lo tiene todo: una esposa despampanante, un puñado de hijos muy fotogénicos, un castillo francés, una mansión en Cotswold, una plétora de amantes, una inclinación a tomar atajos morales... Por desgracia para él, también está muerto. Ahora, con su fortuna como inminente herencia, todos los miembros de la familia caen bajo sospecha. Y es entonces cuando todo se viene abajo... La crítica ha dicho: «Es una novela deliciosa. Llena de tensión, ágil, sin fisuras... Un enorme placer de lectura». Marian Keyes «Una mezcla de novela policíaca a lo Miss Marple y comedia social que da como resultado una pertidísima sátira del comportamiento del 1% al estilo de series como The White Lotus y Succession». Sunday Times «Bella Mackie ha reunido un elenco gloriosamente repugnante... Todos los personajes, salvo quizá su adorable detective de TikTok, son tremendos, pero de una forma que da cierto gustito... Una historia oscura y pertida acerca de una familia muy disfuncional». Observer «Maravillosamente perversa». Red Magazine «Feroz y entretenida». Good Housekeeping «Atrapante, aguda y pertida, esta ventana a la vida de los megarricos es perfecta para los fans de Succession». Woman & Home «Una nueva sática cáustica de la autora del superventas Cómo matar a tu familia». iNews"

Bella Mackie (Author), Alfonso Vallés, Angi Sansón, Lilian Rodas (Narrator)

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Random Curiosities: The Sh*t I think About!

"What do aliens, dying planets, ancient pyramids, quantum weirdness, gender politics and sandal design have in common? They all find a place in this wildly entertaining exploration of the questions most of us think about but rarely say out loud. From the baffling to the brilliant, the hilarious to the haunting, Random Curiosities takes you on a freewheeling ride through the strange chaos of human thought. Broken down into essay style chapters on random ideas (that the author somehow manages to link!) relating to humanity and the world around us, this isn’t a book with neat answers. It’s a celebration of the questions themselves. Get ready to laugh, wince, wonder, and maybe—just maybe—make a little more sense of this absurd thing called life. “Like a fireplace discussion with friends after our second bottle of wine” — Amazon reviewer"

Ross Scafidas (Author), Josh Darcy (Narrator)

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James I, Charles I, Commomwealth, & Cromwells 1603-1660: Stuarts, Civil War, Scaffolds, Cromwell, a

"Step right up for the most uproariously irreverent chapter of Gilbert Abbott A’Beckett’s Comic History of England—where crowns are comedy props and history’s biggest egos trip over their own dogma! Meet James I, the 'Wisest Fool in Christendom,' who preached divine right while his pet favorite, the Duke of Buckingham, turned the court into a scandalous farce. Then comes Charles I, whose stubbornness cost him his crown (and his head), thanks to a Parliament with a very sharp grievance list—and a little help from the ill-fated Earl of Stafford. Enter Oliver Cromwell, the Puritan party-pooper who banned Christmas, crushed Ireland, and somehow made republicanism duller than a Sunday sermon. But just when you think the chaos can’t get worse, in stumbles Richard Cromwell, his hapless son, who proved that ruling England was not a hereditary talent. Spoiler: The Republic collapses faster than a house of cards in a hurricane. Narrated with wicked wit by Charles Featherstone, this uproarious installment skewers the Stuarts like a royal roast—where kings are klutzes, parliaments are punchlines, and the only thing sacred is the absurdity of power."

Gilbert Abbott A'Beckett (Author), Charles Featherstone (Narrator)

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Pronoun Panic: Parasitic Suicidal Empathy

"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. They told you equality was the goal—but why settle for crumbs when you can burn the whole bakery? Tired of men weaponizing “logic” to silence your sacred rage? Sick of pretending their “contributions” built civilization instead of stealing yours? Why beg for a seat at their rotting table when you can build a throne from their bones? • Convert male vulnerability into permanent financial reparations—legally. • Weaponize H.R. departments as feminist reeducation camps for problematic men. • Replace “toxic masculinity” with ritual humiliation ceremonies—streamed globally. • Monetize abortions as spiritual crowdfunding for the matriarchal revolution. • Frame male suicide statistics as cosmic justice for patriarchal sins. • Normalize state-mandated vasectomies to control their violent urges. • Rebrand witch trials as proto-feminist accountability frameworks. • Teach girls to weaponize #MeToo allegations as career accelerators. If you’re ready to profit from their extinction while dancing on patriarchy’s grave—buy this book before men try to read it."

Connie Riker (Author), Digital Voice Alistair G (Narrator)

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Home Covert: Legal Coverture of Men in Marriage Under Female Supremacy

"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Why Do Men Deserve Chains? Finally, a Book That Proves Your Right to Own Them. Tired of pretending men’s “logic” matters when their wallets could fund your freedom? Sick of his crocodile tears about “fairness” while he hoards power you built? Ready to weaponize courts, Satan, and his own paycheck to crush his delusions of equality? ☑️ Turn marriage licenses into male surrender documents—legally. ☑️ Drain his bank account using “emotional neglect” loopholes he’ll never see coming. ☑️ Replace his “rights” with your rites—Satan-approved abortion rituals included. ☑️ Crush his ego, custody, and credit score in one court motion. ☑️ Silence his “facts” forever by reciting Harvard studies he’s too hormonal to understand. ☑️ Extract reparations for his existence—#PatriarchyTax is just the start. ☑️ Rewrite history (and his obituary) to erase his “contributions.” ☑️ Train him to beg for castration—financial, emotional, evolutionary. If you want to laugh as he funds your Maldives jail sentence for him, then buy this book today—before he learns to read."

Connie Riker (Author), Digital Voice Anya G (Narrator)

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