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Fifty Shelves of Grey A Selection of Great Books Erotically Remastered by Vanessa Parody
  

Fifty Shelves of Grey A Selection of Great Books Erotically Remastered

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Rabbit gives Pooh a sticky surprise - and self help - the Fear gets Felt and we Do It Anyway. This collection has something for every reader and every kink.

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Fifty Shelves of Grey A Selection of Great Books Erotically Remastered by Vanessa Parody

Fifty Shelves of Grey - a brilliantly funny collection of all your favourite books, artfully condensed and erotically remastered, packaged into one volume, and ergonomically designed to be easily read with one hand. From literary masterpieces - Jane Eyre turns the tables on Mr Rochester; to modern classics - Philip Marlowe is a dick of a different kind in The Big Sleep, via recipes - Nigella Lawson treats herself to some afternoon delight; and self-help - the Fear gets well and truly Felt, and we Do It Anyway; this collection has something for every reader and every kink. So whip off your glasses, let your hair down and unleash your inner hot librarian.

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[the author] has achieved the unique feat of writing a 50 Shades of Grey spin-off worth reading. Independent on Sunday By far the best spin-off we've read so far is Fifty Shelves Of Grey by the appropriately monikered 'Vanessa Parody'. GQ Move over Fifty Shades of Grey. Last night saw the launch of its new rival Fifty Shelves of Grey by the elusive authoress Vanessa Parody. Evening Standard


About the Author

Five foot two inches of lithe Lancashire muscle, combining the intellect of Joan Bakewell, the style of Joan Collins and the bosom of Joan from Mad Men, Vanessa Parody enjoyed previous careers as a burlesque puppeteer, Formula One mechanic and research associate at the Large Hadron Collider before moving into erotic fiction. She is the only person to have been the simultaneous recipient of Rear of the Year, the British Mensa Intelligence Award and a two year suspended sentence for streaking across the curling rink at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. She is unmarried.

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Publication date

9th August 2012

Author

Vanessa Parody

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Publisher

Constable an imprint of Little, Brown Book Group

Format

Hardback
128 pages

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ISBN

9781472102386

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