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Five foot two inches of lithe Lancashire muscle, combining the intellect of Joan Bakewell, the style of Joan Collins and the bosom of Joan from Mad Men, Vanessa Parody enjoyed previous careers as a burlesque puppeteer, Formula One mechanic and research associate at the Large Hadron Collider before moving into erotic fiction. She is the only person to have been the simultaneous recipient of Rear of the Year, the British Mensa Intelligence Award and a two year suspended sentence for streaking across the curling rink at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics. She is unmarried.
Fifty Shelves of Grey - a brilliantly funny collection of all your favourite books, artfully condensed and erotically remastered, packaged into one volume, and ergonomically designed to be easily read with one hand. From literary masterpieces - Jane Eyre turns the tables on Mr Rochester; to modern classics - Philip Marlowe is a dick of a different kind in The Big Sleep, via recipes - Nigella Lawson treats herself to some afternoon delight; and self-help - the Fear gets well and truly Felt, and we Do It Anyway; this collection has something for every reader and every kink. So whip off your glasses, let your hair down and unleash your inner hot librarian.