Sartre's Sink

by Mark Crick

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Featured on The Book Show on Sky Arts on 18 December 2008.

 

A surprise bestseller for English Language students who also like DIY! With tongue firmly in cheek read Emily Brontë explaining how to bleed a radiator Hemmingway on hanging wallpaper and even Dostoevsky tiling the bathroom.

Sartre's Sink Synopsis

For too long DIY books have suffered the neglect of the literary Establishment. Finally, here in one volume, are the essential DIY tips of the world's greatest writers. Dostoyevsky tells of a young man employed by an elderly lady to retile her bathroom; Caesar puts up a shelf for his rebellious tribe of adolescenti; the existentialist hero of the Sartre pastiche is both disgusted and nauseated to discover in a blocked sink the revelation of his own condition.

We also learn how to repair a dripping tap under Conrad's eyes, replace a window pane with a voyeuristic Milan Kundera, and hang wallpaper under the watchful eye of Mark Twain. Other handy hints include how to: replace a roof tile; remedy a squeaking floor board; remove a carpet stain and bleed a radiator, by writers, including Bronte, Shakespeare, Duras, Salinger and Paul Auster. As in Kafka's Soup, each piece is illustrated by a famous artist, including da Vinci, Hokusai and Rembrandt.

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ISBN: 9781847080479
Publication date: 01/10/2008
Publisher: Granta Books
Format: Hardback

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ISBN: 9781847080479
Publication date: 1st October 2008
Author: Mark Crick
Publisher: Granta Books
Format: Hardback
Pagination: 98 pages
Genres: eBook Favourites, Literary Fiction,
Categories: Parodies & spoofs,

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