Application for Employment I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager. Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate.
Crap CVs is a hilarious compilation of the worst job applications imaginable, including overly-honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, mortifying personal revelations, awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, self-aggrandizing gibberish, blatant truth-twisting and, of course, outright lies.
| ISBN: | 9781405918671 |
| Publication date: | 9th October 2014 |
| Author: | Jenny Crompton |
| Publisher: | Penguin Books Ltd |
| Format: | Paperback |
| Pagination: | 218 pages |
| Primary Genre | Humour |
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Application for Employment I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager. Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.
Crap CVs features in the following genres: Humour, eBooks of the Month, Lifestyle, Hobbies and Leisure, Recommendations
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Crap CVs was written by Jenny Crompton and published by Penguin Books Ltd
Crap CVs has 218 pages
£7.19, reduced from £7.99. Print on Demand / Special Order.
