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Crap CVs

by Jenny Crompton

eBooks of the Month Humorous and Funny Books

Crap CVs Synopsis

Application for Employment I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager. Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying. Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate. Crap CVs is a hilarious compilation of the worst job applications imaginable, including overly-honest cover letters, embarrassing typos, mortifying personal revelations, awkward interview questions, misplaced self-confidence, self-aggrandizing gibberish, blatant truth-twisting and, of course, outright lies.

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ISBN: 9781405918671
Publication date: 09/10/2014
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
Format: Paperback

Book Information

ISBN: 9781405918671
Publication date: 9th October 2014
Author: Jenny Crompton
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
Format: Paperback
Pagination: 224 pages
Genres: eBook Favourites, Humour,
Categories: Humour collections & anthologies,

About Jenny Crompton

Jenny Crompton is a freelance writer and editor.

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