Audiobooks narrated by Helen Laser

How to Fake a Meet-Cute: A Slow-Burn, Fake Dating, and Enemies-to-Lovers Rom-Com

"She (literally) fell for a hockey player. The world fell for the story. Actress Chloe George has spent her career making audiences fall in love with her. Falling on the Met Gala steps, straight into the arms of hockey's broodiest bad boy, Axel Poteet, was admittedly off script. But when the photo goes viral and the internet declares them soulmates by sunrise, they spot an opportunity neither can afford to pass up. Her star has dimmed since a very public breakup, and she could use a boost to her image. He has reasons of his own for keeping the cameras pointed anywhere but at his game. A few staged dates and one flawless public romance could be exactly what they need to fix everything. What could go wrong? After all, faking love is literally Chloe's job. Meanwhile, Chloe's sister and manager, Leah, is stuck running damage control alongside Axel's infuriatingly fit trainer, Owen--a man whose favorite food is broccoli, who has never sipped a Diet Coke, and who goes on five-mile runs for 'fun.' Who can trust someone like that? Leah has spent years protecting her sister's image and guarding a few secrets of her own, and she's not about to stop now. If tolerating the most aggravating man alive is what it takes to sell this fairy tale and save Chloe's career, so be it. All she has to do is trust her head and ignore whatever her heart keeps doing every time Owen walks into the room. How to Fake a Meet-Cute serves up fake dating, a rogue kiss cam, sister banter, and two swoon-worthy romances--proof that the best love stories sometimes begin with a stumble."

Rachel Magee (Author), Helen Laser, Karissa Vacker (Narrator)

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InvestiGators: Class Action: The Laugh-Out-Loud Comic Book Adventure!

"OVER FOUR MILLION INVESTIGATORS BOOKS SOLD WORLDWIDE! Laugh yourself silly with the InvestiGators! Mango and Brash are back in Class Action - the eighth adventure by John Patrick Green. Perfect for fans of Dogman and Bunny vs Monkey. 'Fast, fabulous, and fantastically funny' - Jamie Smart, creator of Bunny vs Monkey. The InvestiGators are back . . . to school? Mango and Brash have always been a class act, now it's time to find out whether these alligator detectives can go undercover as school kids! When chaos breaks out in the classroom, Mango and Brash scramble to figure out who is after Bucky, the mascot at Mango's old school. Can the InvestiGators crack the case before Bucky is whisked away? And most importantly, is Friday still pizza day? Listen to the whole hilarious series: InvestiGators, Take the Plunge, Off the Hook and tons more. Don't miss Agents of S.U.I.T., the spin off series featuring Mango and Brash's colourful coworkers."

John Patrick Green (Author), Aaron Yamawaki, Chloe Nosan, Christopher Hastings, Dylan Reilly Fitzpatrick, Helen Laser, Jess Nahikian, Mark Sanderlin, Max Meyers, Torian Brackett, Zuri Washington (Narrator)

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InvestiGators: All Tide Up: A Laugh-Out-Loud Comic Book Adventure!

"Laugh yourself silly with the InvestiGators! Crime fighting alligators Mango and Brash are back in All Tide Up - the seventh adventure by John Patrick Green. Perfect for fans of Dogman and Bunny vs Monkey. 'Fast, fabulous, and fantastically funny' - Jamie Smart, creator of Bunny vs Monkey. When the captain of a cruise ship is found drifting at sea, the search begins for his missing ship and passengers. Did it sink? Was it boat-napped? Are there . . . supernatural forces at play? Mango and Brash can't risk anyone else falling into the same boat. Can they unravel this madcap mystery before another ship ends up in deep water? Seas the day and sail away on this hilarious adventure to find out! The InvestiGators series is a hit with listeners all of ages and covers positive themes like: - Fun teamwork - Never giving up - Pesky problem-solving Listen to the whole hilarious series: InvestiGators, Take the Plunge, Off the Hook and tons more. Don't miss Agents of S.U.I.T., the spin off series featuring Mango and Brash's colourful coworkers!"

John Patrick Green (Author), Aaron Yamawaki, Ally Demeter, Canyon Silliman, Chloe Nosan, Christopher Hastings, Dominic Russo, Dylan Reilly Fitzpatrick, Gm Hakim, Helen Laser, Max Meyers, Steve Wagner, Torian Brackett (Narrator)

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InvestiGators: All Tide Up

"'When I'm faced with a Pilkey fan looking to branch out, this graphic novel is the first book I reach for... If eight books aren't enough, the spinoff series, Agents of S.U.I.T., continues the fun.' ―The New York Times With more than four million copies in print, #1 New York Times-bestselling author John Patrick Green's goofy graphic novel series is a colossal comics hit! Join super spy alligator duo MANGO and BRASH as they surf the sewers and fight the forces of evil. When a cruise captain is found drifting at sea and delirious, the search begins for his missing ship and passengers! Did it sink? Was it boat-napped? Are supernatural forces at play? And can the InvestiGators unravel this maritime mystery before a second cruise befalls a similarly unfathomable fate? Seas the day and find out in this new nautical adventure! Collect all the books in the #1 bestselling InvestiGators series: InvestiGators Take the Plunge Off the Hook Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S. Braver and Boulder Heist and Seek All Tide Up Class Action Case Files Weather or Not"

John Patrick Green (Author), Aaron Yamawaki, Ally Demeter, Canyon Silliman, Chloe Nosan, Christopher Hastings, Dominic Russo, Dylan Reilly Fitzpatrick, GM Hakim, Helen Laser, Max Meyers, Steve Wagner, Torian Brackett (Narrator)

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InvestiGators: Class Action

"'When I'm faced with a Pilkey fan looking to branch out, this graphic novel is the first book I reach for... If eight books aren't enough, the spinoff series, Agents of S.U.I.T., continues the fun.' ―The New York Times With more than four million copies in print, #1 New York Times-bestselling author John Patrick Green's goofy graphic novel series is a colossal comics hit! Join super spy alligator duo MANGO and BRASH as they surf the sewers and fight the forces of evil. The InvestiGators are back…to school?! Mango and Brash have always been a class act but can these alligator detectives convincingly go undercover as average middle-school students? Why has the super-spy organization S.U.I.T. been assigned protection detail for a small-town team mascot? Is it a coincidence that the school happens to be the same one that Agent Mango (just barely) graduated from? Is Mango’s family in danger? Will Brash pass home economics? Is Friday still pizza day? Find out in Class Action, the A+ return of the New York Times bestselling series by John Patrick Green! Read up, because there just might be a pop quiz later! Collect all the books in the #1 bestselling InvestiGators series: InvestiGators Take the Plunge Off the Hook Ants in Our P.A.N.T.S. Braver and Boulder Heist and Seek All Tide Up Class Action Case Files Weather or Not"

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Wedlocked

"Her life is filtered to perfection. But the truth is not. From acclaimed author and podcaster Hillary Frank comes a suspenseful and shocking original audiobook. 'I tore through this riveting, feminist thriller. It was impossible to put down once I’d started. Wedlocked is sure to become your new obsession!' —Amy Tintera, New York Times bestselling author of Listen for the Lie Zara is one half of a fitness-influencer power couple. She has the upscale Philadelphia home, the dream husband, and millions of followers on the country’s hottest fitness app. But behind the bright lights and bumping music, Zara desperately wants a baby—a desire her husband does not share. Despite the stress of her “ticking clock,” she says she’s fine. Happier than ever, actually. When Zara rekindles a friendship with Oscar, an old flame, he starts questioning her all-too-cheery demeanor. Zara wants to blame Oscar’s jealousy, but his pointed observations force her to reckon with the cracks she’s been trying to ignore: her eerie and erratic health episodes, as well as the strange and mysterious incidents terrorizing her. The further her life spirals out of control, the closer she comes to the sinister truth. Featuring haunting sound design and original music, Wedlocked is an immersive audio experience that explores the space between the lives we post, the lives we actually lead, and the forces behind a woman’s choice. An audio original from Macmillan Audio production."

Hillary Frank (Author), Alexis Campbell, Fred Berman, Helen Laser, Ian Guerra (Narrator)

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Dive Bar at the End of the Road: A Novel

"Final Destination meets The Cabin at the End of the World in this supernatural horror from New York Times bestselling author Kelley Armstrong, in which a series of car accidents traps a group of strangers at a dive bar. A forested road at night, slick from the pounding rain and eerily illuminated by flashes of lightning. Just before midnight, a car swerves to avoid something—or someone—mysteriously standing in the road, only to slam into a fallen tree instead. In the pitch black, four more cars follow in a pileup no one can seem to avoid. Stumbling out of the wreckage, soaked from the rain and nursing various injuries, five strangers find themselves in a backwoods dive bar, waiting for daybreak and hoping for cell service. But as tensions rise and the storm rages on outside, the occupants of the dive bar start to notice that not everything is as it seems. Time is moving differently, and they quickly learn that going outside—whether to assist another accident victim or to hike for help—is a very bad idea. There’s something in the woods, something that isn't natural. Could the figure in the road have been a warning? Or something more sinister? None of this is normal, and they'll need to work together to figure out what’s happening if they have any hope of surviving the night."

Kelley Armstrong (Author), Helen Laser, Sean Patrick Hopkins, Shane Ghostkeeper (Narrator)

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Encore Performance: An 831 Stories Romance

"Emmy Gold—the frontwoman of an indie-sleaze breakout band who’s since gone solo—is back on tour with her former collaborator and first love, Bishop Ward. She's always trusted she can write a hit song, and now she’s finding out if she can rewrite her past. Deja View, an iconic early-aughts indie trio that released one perfect album two decades ago, broke up at the peak of their stardom, thanks to an unexpected schism between Emmy, the lead singer, and Bishop, the bassist she yearned after for years. Since then, Emmy has gone on to a successful career as a singer-songwriter, one who never revisits her younger days—until a reunion tour to support their drummer’s medical bills forces her to reckon with who she and Bishop once were, and who they have since become."

Leila Sales (Author), Helen Laser (Narrator)

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Word Salad

"Matilda loves logic and order, and now her structured world is falling apart-in a bookstore. Former economics major Matilda is moving back to her hometown of Washington D.C. to care for her ailing mother, and she's desperate for money. She takes a job at her neighborhood bookstore and tries, in vain, to make sense of illogical business of books. To make things worse, she's forced to team up with a new hire-the enigmatic, flaky, larger-than-life, Sage-who shows up on her first day of work with zero administrative skills and her tiny, puffy, incessantly urinating dog that resembles an underfed rat. Something in the chaos begins to remind Matilda of her long-neglected creative side, and she starts to rediscover the person she once was before so much got in the way. But things get even more unmanageable when Matilda and Sage are tasked with putting together an event for the reclusive and controversial Dr. Jordan Rutabaga, a windbag of a public intellectual with a cult following that includes a number of people who would like to literally and figuratively see him dead. Rutabaga has a long list of alleged misdeeds, from plagiarism to failure to pay child support to stiffing the nanny. As the event date approaches, Matilda and Sage discover that Sage and Rutabaga have their own not uncomplicated past, adding yet another person to list of people who do not wish him well. Add in a lawsuit and an impending snowstorm along with the potentially sinister presence of Rutabaga himself, and Matilda is about to come undone. Bestselling author Susan Coll's gastric, bookish, laugh-out-loud comedy of manners reminds us that sometimes things have to completely fall apart for them to perfectly come together."

Susan Coll (Author), Helen Laser (Narrator)

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Merry Christmess

"From the New York Times–bestselling author and Grammy-nominated artist comes a funny, warm-hearted debut middle-grade novel about sisterhood, family, and how the holiday season is a time to be merry—and messy. All twins Stevie and Jordan Clementine want for Christmas is to enjoy the holiday with both of their Grinchy parents—something they haven’t done with their traveling rock star father and work-obsessed mom since they were too young to remember. Instead, the sisters expect to spend this season as they always do: hopping between their uncle’s motel, where they stay with Dad while he is in town, and home, where Mom is too frazzled from organizing the endless holiday celebrations at the local community center to have much Christmas spirit left for her kids. But when news arrives that could wreck the halls, mischief-minded Stevie ropes her reluctant sister into a plan to save the holiday: get their parents under one roof for a movie-worthy Christmas. For their scheme to work, the girls will need plenty of holly-and-jolly cheer, enough messy white lies to land on Santa’s naughty list . . . and unexpected help from some four-legged friends. Irresistibly festive and fun, Tegan Quin’s first solo novel is a fresh celebration of the season that reveals how family messiness is sometimes the missing ingredient for true holiday magic. A Macmillan Audio production from Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)"

Tegan Quin (Author), Helen Laser, Stephanie Németh-Parker (Narrator)

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Cards on the Table: A Witchy Mystery

"Two witchy sisters find themselves framed for the disappearance of millions of dollars in this atmospheric locked room mystery-from the New York Times bestselling author of Payback's a Witch and the critically acclaimed author of All Dressed Up. "Blends suspense, family drama, magic, and romance into a twisty ride that's impossible to put down . . . Don't miss this witchy mystery full of heart!"-Gloria Chao, USA Today bestselling author of The Ex-Girlfriend Murder Club As descendants of a Salem witch, sisters Tori and Cassie Bishop have the occult credentials-but their trickle of tarot readings isn't paying the bills. On the brink of eviction, they accept a too-good-to-be-true offer: play "witches in residence" for a dying, wealthy widow in her secluded Berkshires mansion for the Fall season. But from the minute they arrive at the gothic estate, it's clear: they've been dropped into a far riskier game than their smoke and mirrors can save them from. Rose, the widow, is desperate. Her family is conniving. The staff is ominous. And some guests in the house are drawn to the sisters in ways that lean more . . . personal. But just as the sisters are starting to settle into the mysterious home and their role in it, Rose dies after a séance-and her millions vanish overnight. Trapped in a viper's nest of competing motives and twisted secrets, Tori and Cassie must untangle a web of greed and deception using every trick they have-magical or not-to clear their names. Because someone else in Berwyn House is running their own con . . . and they've set up the sisters to take the fall."

Jilly Gagnon, Lana Harper (Author), Helen Laser, Jess Moran (Narrator)

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Last Night Was Killer: A Novel

""An inventive mystery loaded with humor, heart, and found family." -People Magazine "I have never had so much fun watching a fictional character try to figure out if she killed someone or not. Wild, outrageous, silly, smart, Tilly is a heroine for the ages and Mary Lowry writes like no one else. A damn delight." -Rufi Thorpe, Author of Margo's Got Money Troubles A suspenseful, bighearted, and laugh-out-loud story of a single mom trying to do it all-including solve a murder she may or may not have committed… When Tilly Turner signed up for an introductory pole-dancing class, she was looking for a distraction. Reeling from her mother's passing, and with her career as a stand-up comedian in ruins, Tilly has just moved back to the Idaho hometown she was desperate to leave, with her twin daughters in tow. But Tilly gets more than she bargained for after a night out with her new pole-dancing pals. She wakes to a raging hangover, no memory of the evening before, and a dead body in the trunk of her car. Who was the dead man? And more importantly, who killed him? Tilly has no alibi and needs answers. But investigating a murder is complicated, especially with an old frenemy circling, childcare plans falling through, and pole-dancing classes to attend. And don't even mention the sexy ATF agent who she's trying (and failing) to keep at arm's length. As Tilly races to solve the mystery before the police come knocking, she finds herself implicated in a larger plot that includes political subterfuge and arms dealing. But who knows-maybe busting a criminal enterprise will be just the shake-up she needs. Balancing both heart and hilarity, and with a witty take on the struggles of modern motherhood, Last Night Was Killer is a charming introduction to the most unlikely-and likable-of sleuths."

Mary Pauline Lowry (Author), Helen Laser (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Helen Laser

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