Audiobooks narrated by Al Twanmo

Just Add Water, Money Back Guarantee and Optical Delusion [Dramatized Adaptation]

OPEN YOUR EYES WITH "X-RAY" VISION! Put on a pair of "X-Ray" glasses and things will never look the same! These almost magical specs will make you the hit of the party! Astonishing three-dimensional X-Ray visions of what your friends-and girls-look like under their clothes! And all for just $1. After his son's gives him a pair as a gift Martin Blackstone tries them on just for the hell of it-and all they do is give him a headache... Until he sees things he can't possibly be seeing. Glimpses of things on the other side of a wall or beneath someone's clothing. He wants to believe it's just his overactive imagination but the "X-Ray" specs actually work. Then the fun novelty becomes a waking nightmare when the glasses burn into his face and he starts seeing horrifying apocalyptic visions no mortal man was ever meant to see. Images that alter his very personality-from a husband and father to a bloodthirsty homicidal maniac... Because sometimes you can see too much. GROW AMAZING LIVE SEA SERPENTS! It's fun! It's easy! They only cost $4.99. Just clip out the ad in your comic book. Then ask Mom to mail it in. A few weeks later, receive a packet of instant Sea Serpent dust. Then: Just add water... and watch them grow! Just ask David and Patrick. Their "instant pets" are instant duds. They don't hatch, they don't grow, they don't do anything. So they dump them into the sewer where their Dads pours toxic chemicals... It's been a couple days since David and Patrick thought about those Sea Serpents. But now, small animals are disappearing in the neighborhood. Strange slimy creatures are rising from the sewers. And once the screaming starts, David and Patrick realize that their childhood pets really did come to life. With a vengeance. They're enormous... and have a ravenous hunger for human flesh... YOUR MONEY BACK OR YOUR LIFE... Protect America's shores with your very own nuclear submarine! Constructed from durable fiberboard material, this submersible is large enough for two kids! Sail off into imaginative international intrigue for just $5.00! If this toy doesn't float your boat, return it for a full refund! With her son's heart set on piloting his own nuclear submarine, Rosemary Lanchester orders the craft advertised on the back of a comic book. What arrives is more sub-standard than submarine, but her son loves the cheap piece of cardboard. Until he and a friend nearly drown when they take the sub for a deep sea dive in the swimming pool. Enraged, Rosemary reports the toy's manufacturer to the Better Business Bureau. The company's customer service center retaliates with threatening phone calls. Then her son and husband mysteriously disappear. To save her family, Rosemary tracks down the company's headquarters with the help of her brother-a survivalist with enough toys of his own to wage an all-out war. And she still wants her $5.00.

Hunter Shea (Author), A Full Cast, Al Twanmo, Alejandro Ruiz, Amanda Forstrom, Bradley Smith, Bruce Alan Rauscher, Chris Stinson, Christopher Walker, Colleen Delany, Dani Stoller, David Jourdan, Drew Kopas, Dylan Lynch, Eric Messner, Eva Wilhelm, Evan Casey, Harley Gordon, Jacob Yeh, Joe Mallon, Jonathon Church, Katy Carkuff, Ken Jackson, Kenyatta Rogers, Lynette Rathnam, Marni Penning, Matthew Bassett, Matthew Keenan, Matthew Schleigh, Michael Glenn, Michael John Casey, Nanette Savard, Nathanial Perry, Paul Reisman, Scott Graham, Scott Mccormick, Terence Aselford, Tia Shearer, Tony Nam, Yasmin Tuazon, Zeke Alton (Narrator)

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Siege Line [Dramatized Adaptation]

Myke Cole continues to blow the military fantasy genre wide open with SIEGE LINE, an all-new epic adventure in the highly acclaimed Reawakening trilogy. The Gemini Cell has taken everything from former Navy SEAL James Schweitzer: his family, his career, his life. Schweitzer knows the only way he can stop running, the only way to keep his son safe, is to destroy the Cell once and for all. But out of control and fighting a secret war against the government it once served, the Cell will not be destroyed easily. Its Director has been sent to the far reaches of the subarctic to search for a secret that could allow the Cell to seize control of the country. Schweitzer must move fast and join with the elite warriors of both America and Canada in a bid to get there first...

Myke Cole (Author), A Full Cast, Al Twanmo, Amanda Forstrom, Bradley Smith, Christopher Graybill, Christopher Walker, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan, Elizabeth Jernigan, Eric Singdahlsen, Harley Gordon, Ken Jackson, Kimberly Gilbert, Lily Beacon, Lynette Rathnam, Michael John Casey, Nanette Savard, Nick Depinto, Nora Achrati, Paul Reisman, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Scott Mccormick, Thomas Keegan, Todd Scofield, Tracy Olivera (Narrator)

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Dragon Blood [Dramatized Adaptation]

The battle against a vengeful goddess reaches a climactic point as Lily Yu must now face the ultimate challenge in a dangerous new realm-without her husband, Rule ... When a mission to rescue five children stolen by an Old One falls apart under the assault of a demon prince, Lily wakes up in a strange reality-and is immediately taken captive by the dragon spawn who rule there. Jumping worlds has fractured her party, and Cynna is her only companion. Although the clock is ticking, time works differently, and Lily has miraculously gained a week. That means seven days to free herself, find Rule and the others, rescue the children, and make it home alive. All before the dragon spawn holding her hostage trade her to the Old One. It would almost be doable if this weren't LOng Jia-also known as Dragonhome: the birthplace of dragons.

Eileen Wilks (Author), A Full Cast, Al Twanmo, Alyssa Wilmoth, Amanda Forstrom, Andy Clemence, Bradley Smith, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan, David Coyne, Elizabeth Jernigan, Eric Messner, Jacob Yeh, Jessica Lauren Ball, Katy Carkuff, Ken Jackson, Kenyatta Rogers, Kimberly Gilbert, Lynette Rathnam, Matthew Bassett, Michael Glenn, Michael John Casey, Nanette Savard, Nick Depinto, Nora Achrati, Ren Casey, Scott Mccormick, Siobhan Casey, Steve Wannall, Terence Aselford, Thomas Keegan, Todd Scofield, Tony Nam, Zeke Alton (Narrator)

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Deadly Is The Night [Dramatized Adaptation]

In the latest installment of his epic Byrnes family saga, Western Heritage and Spur Award-winning author Dusty Richards tells of the blood that was spilled trying to make Arizona Territory a good place to live . . . Building a ranching empire is one thing, keeping it out of the hands of robbers, kidnappers, murderers, embezzlers, and every no good opportunist crawling through the Arizona desert is a daily grind for Chet Byrnes. He's just as likely to rescue a stolen daughter as he is to recover rustled cattle on any given day. But with a family to keep safe and enough real target practice to keep his aim deadly, nothing's going to stop Chet from bringing his ranch into a bold new era. And if that means he'll have to go to war to run a new telegraph line through the godforsaken territories, he's got the manpower, the willpower, and the bullets to light up the night with blood . . .

Dusty Richards (Author), A Full Cast, Al Twanmo, Alejandro Ruiz, Alyssa Wilmoth, Brian Hemmingsen, Casie Platt, Chris Genebach, Chris Stinson, Christopher Scheeren, Christopher Walker, Colleen Delany, Dani Stoller, Danny Gavigan, David Coyne, Deidra Starnes, Eric Messner, Eric Singdahlsen, Eva Wilhelm, Evan Casey, Gary Telles, Helen Pafumi, Jacob Yeh, James Konicek, Jeff Allin, Jillian Levine-Sisson, Joe Mallon, Jonathon Church, Ken Jackson, Kenyatta Rogers, Laura C. Harris, Lawrence Redmond, Lily Beacon, Lincoln Zada, Maggie Donnelly, Matthew Schleigh, Michael Glenn, Mort Shelby, Nanette Savard, Nathanial Perry, Nick Depinto, Nora Achrati, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Sasha Olinick, Scott Mccormick, Siobhan Casey, Steve Wannall, Steven Carpenter, Tim Pabon, Yasmin Tuazon (Narrator)

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Tong Lashing [Dramatized Adaptation]

It's hard to find a lesser man than Apropos: a con man, a knave, a scalawag...and those are his finer points. This time, Apropos winds up a stranger in a strange land called 'Chinpan,' populated by those who speak a different language and live by a code of honor, neither of which Apropos can comprehend. And yet it is here that he begins to examine his life and question whether he can aspire to become more than the hard-bitten cynic he's always been. He may yet be able to find a happy ending among a gentle people who are willing to accept him, faults and all, and he acquires a teacher who may even be able to set him on a road to true enlightenment. But events conspire to pull Apropos in unexpected and dangerous directions, for his presence in Chinpan does not go unnoticed. What does the mysterious criminal organization known as the Forked Tong want with him? How do their plans tie in or conflict with the criminal Skang Kei family, and their enigmatic leader, Skang Kei Ho? What of the Mingol hordes? And what will be the fate of the Chin clan, including Double Chin, Cleft Chin, Kit Chin, and little Kit Chinette?

Peter David (Author), A Full Cast, Al Twanmo, Bradley Smith, Casie Platt, Chris Davenport, Christopher Graybill, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan, Drew Kopas, Eric Singdahlsen, Eva Wilhelm, Helen Pafumi, James Konicek, Joe Brack, Ken Jackson, Kimberly Gilbert, Marni Penning, Mort Shelby, Nick Depinto, Nora Achrati, Patrick Bussink, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Scott Graham, Scott Mccormick, Steve Wannall, Terence Aselford, Tony Nam, Yasmin Tuazon (Narrator)

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The Woad to Wuin (1 of 2) [Dramatized Adaptation]

He's back. By (and in some cases, despite) popular demand, Sir Apropos of Nothing once again stalks the pages of literature, leaving unmistakable footprints wherever he treads. Apropos is the unlikely noble whose life began in the lowest of ways: as the result of a gang assault by a group of drunken knights on a helpless tavern wench. Last time out, Apropos attempted to seize control of his own fate, and ended up with, appropriately, nothing. Time has passed since he fled the kingdom of Runcible, and Apropos leads a quiet existence as a tavern owner. All that changes abruptly, however, when the sorceress Sharee re-enters his life with the forces of the warlike Lord Bellicose hard on her heels. They want something they're convinced she has stolen. She tells Apropos that it's not true. Thus the medieval era's most notorious antihero suddenly finds himself once again in the middle of events of which he wants no part. Apropos, a helpless cog in destiny's gear mechanism, is hauled into the middle of another unlikely adventure that finds him dying of thirst and exhaustion in the gods-forsaken desert known as the Tragic Waste. But death is far too simple a fate for Apropos. When he awakens, he is astounded to discover that he is now a fearsome scourge of the land known as Wuin...a deadly and despised peace lord (the politically correct term for warlord) with tens of thousands of troops at his command, cities filled with helpless people trembling before him, and an adoring and sexy consort. How he came to this, what he will do once he discovers the terrible price attached to his new station in life, and how the mystic gem called the Eye of the Beholder fits into all of it are just a few of the challenges our reluctant hero will encounter along the Woad to Wuin.

Peter David (Author), A Full Cast, Al Twanmo, Bradley Smith, Christopher Walker, Colleen Delany, Evan Casey, Helen Pafumi, James Lewis, Julie-Ann Elliott, Nora Achrati, Rebecca Sheir, Scott Mccormick, Stephon Walker, Steve Carpenter, Thomas Keegan, Yasmin Tuazon (Narrator)

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The Woad to Wuin [Dramatized Adaptation]: Sir Apropos of Nothing 2

'He's back. By (and in some cases, despite) popular demand, Sir Apropos of Nothing once again stalks the pages of literature, leaving unmistakable footprints wherever he treads. Apropos is the unlikely noble whose life began in the lowest of ways: as the result of a gang assault by a group of drunken knights on a helpless tavern wench. Last time out, Apropos attempted to seize control of his own fate, and ended up with, appropriately, nothing. Time has passed since he fled the kingdom of Runcible, and Apropos leads a quiet existence as a tavern owner. All that changes abruptly, however, when the sorceress Sharee re-enters his life with the forces of the warlike Lord Bellicose hard on her heels. They want something they're convinced she has stolen. She tells Apropos that it's not true. Thus the medieval era's most notorious antihero suddenly finds himself once again in the middle of events of which he wants no part. Apropos, a helpless cog in destiny's gear mechanism, is hauled into the middle of another unlikely adventure that finds him dying of thirst and exhaustion in the gods-forsaken desert known as the Tragic Waste. But death is far too simple a fate for Apropos. When he awakens, he is astounded to discover that he is now a fearsome scourge of the land known as Wuin...a deadly and despised peace lord (the politically correct term for warlord) with tens of thousands of troops at his command, cities filled with helpless people trembling before him, and an adoring and sexy consort. How he came to this, what he will do once he discovers the terrible price attached to his new station in life, and how the mystic gem called the Eye of the Beholder fits into all of it are just a few of the challenges our reluctant hero will encounter along the Woad to Wuin.'

Peter David (Author), Al Twanmo, Bradley Smith, Christopher Walker, Colleen Delany, Evan Casey, Helen Pafumi, James Lewis, Julie-Ann Elliott, Nora Achrati, Rebecca Sheir, Scott Mccormick, Stephon Walker, Steve Carpenter, Thomas Keegan, Yasmin Tuazon (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Al Twanmo