Audiobooks by W. Ralph Walters

Streets of Staccato: Episode One: “Stench of the City”

"In the first episode of Victor Gates' hilariously naughty '70s cop show with a modern sense of humor,' Sgt. Staccato and his men battle it out with stinky pirates as Father Kelly from Belfast tags along. Craziness ensues as events lead to an epic showdown at Mr. B's Ballroom. Extras include: – Staccato's Police Blotter #1: Interview with Ralph Walters – Staccato's Police Blotter #2: Interview with Elie Hirschman"

Victor Gates, W. Ralph Walters (Author), A Full Cast (Narrator)

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Streets of Staccato: Episode Two: “Vice Grip”

"In the second episode of Victor Gates' hilariously naughty '70s cop show with a modern sense of humor,' Chief Kilvinski gives Staccato a new assignment saving a wayward woman from porn magnate Huge Heffer. Staccato decides to fight fire with fire with ... naked turnip juggling?Included extras:– Staccato's Police Blotter #3: Interview with Mindy Rast– Staccato's Police Blotter #4: Interview with K.C. Locke"

Victor Gates, W. Ralph Walters (Author), A Full Cast (Narrator)

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Streets of Staccato, Episode One:

"In the first episode of Victor Gates's hilariously naughty ""70's cop show with a modern sense of humor,"" Sgt. Staccato and his men battle it out with stinky pirates as Father Kelly from Belfast tags along. Craziness ensues as events lead to an epic showdown at Mr. B's Ballroom. Credits- Sgt. Staccato - Elie Hirschman Sgt. Berk - David Sobkowiak Chief Kilvinski - W. Ralph Walters Father Kelly - Victor Gates Officer Chuck - Victor Gates Officer Ted - W.Ralph Walters Officer Zombie - Scott Wentworth Narrator - W. Ralph Walters Streetwalker - W.Ralph Walters The Trucker - Mindy Rast Mr. B - W. Ralph Walters Cutthroat Carl - Scott Wentworth Salty Sam - W. Ralph Walters Skinny Bill - David Sobkowiak The Barmaid - Elie Hirschman Bob Wolfenbridgen - Bill Holiweg Marlea Ledford - Mindy Rast Guy Kowabunga - W. Ralph Walters Max Goldman - Victor Gates Mayor Zimmer - Victor Gates Written by Victor Gates and W.Ralph Walters Additional dialogue by Elie Hirschman & Mindy Rast Theme music mixed by W. Ralph Walters Produced & Directed by Victor Gates Distributed by Waterlogg Productions Extras: Staccato's Police Blotter #1: Interview with Ralph Walters Staccato's Police Blotter #2: Interview with Elie Hirschman"

Victor Gates, W. Ralph Walters (Author), David Sobkowiak, Elie Hirschman, Victor Gates, W. Ralph Walters (Narrator)

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Streets of Staccato, Episode Two:

"In the second episode of Victor Gates's hilariously naughty ""70's cop show with a modern sense of humor,"" Chief Kilvinski gives Staccato a new assignment saving a wayward woman from porn magnate Huge Heffer. Staccato decides to fight fire with fire with.... naked turnip juggling? Credits- Sgt. Staccato - Elie Hirschman Officer Chuck - Victor Gates Sgt. Berk - David Sobkowiak Chief Kilvinski - W. Ralph Walters Sleazy P.I.- Chris Barnes Hippy Guy - K.C. Locke Hippy Girl - Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard Bob Wolfenbridgen - Bill Hollweg Marlea Ledford - Mindy Rast Huge G. Heffer - Joe Bevilacqua Mrs. Strapony - Gwendolyn Jensen Woodard Dorothy Strapon - Mindy Rast S+M Slave - Jake Barrett Mobster - K.C. Locke Sexy Announcer - Scott Wentworth Officer Ted - W. Ralph Walters Officer Zombie - Scott Wentworth Mayor Zimmer - Victor Gates Paul - Elie Hirschman the driver - Chris Barnes Peter Bogdownabitch - Victor Gates Narrator - W. Ralph Walters Written by Victor Gates with Elie Hirschman Additional dialogue by Mindy Rast and K.C. Locke Theme music mixed by W. Ralph Walters Produced & Directed by Victor Gates Distributed by Waterlogg Productions Extras: Staccato's Police Blotter #3: Interview with Mindy Rast Staccato's Police Blotter #4: Interview with K.C. Locke"

Victor Gates, W. Ralph Walters (Author), David Sobkowiak, Elie Hirschman, Joe Bevilacqua, Victor Gates, W. Ralph Walters (Narrator)

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