"HOW DO I LOVE YOU?
The comparisons are endless!
I love you like pizza loves cheese,
like a sailor loves a breeze,
and like a lemon loves a squeeze.
And that’s just the beginning. …
From the bestselling creators of Me Without You comes an irresistible, heartfelt, and humorous ode to love that will delight kids and adults alike."
"Book five in the hilarious and action-packed Total Mayhem series from New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar, starring Dash Candoo, an ingenious problem-solver, with fantastic friends and a bottomless backpack of brilliant gadgets."
"Book four in the hilarious and action-packed Total Mayhem series from New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar, starring Dash Candoo, an ingenious problem-solver, with fantastic friends and a bottomless backpack of brilliant gadgets.
For Dash Candoo, every day is... WILD!
Dash and his friends Rob and Greta are used to unusual things happening at their school, Swedhump Elementary. But even they pay attention when their invisible principal, Mrs. Rosebank, announces that they have a special guest: Ms. Aqualina, the owner of the new Aqualina Water Park.
Most elementary students don't get to spend time on waterslides during the school day. But soon Dash, Rob, and Greta are slipping and sliding... right into a mystery!
It turns out there's more to this water park than splishing and splashing. There's something very evil going on, and instead of soaking it up, Dash and his friends are going to catch a wave... and ride it to victory in the war of the waterslides."
"Book three in the hilarious action comedy chapter book series from New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar!
Story three in the hilarious action comedy series from New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar!"
"From the New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar, a hilarious action comedy about Dash Candoo, who must defeat extraordinary foes each and every school day.
It REALLY annoys me when one gets into a Total Mayhem Situation before breakfast.Which is exactly what happened to me this morning. And I was still in my pajamas!When the forces of chaos interrupt the most important meal of Dash's day and conspire against him, his friends, his school, histown, and indeed the entire planet, Dash needs to take things into his own hands, and some crazy stuff starts to happen."
"The second story in the hilarious action comedy series from New York Times bestselling author Ralph Lazar!
There's a weird smell of sardines around here, and someone super-creepy has been skulking around near the pump-house. Ithink there might be some mischief afoot.When Dash and his classmates start coming down with blue spots all over their faces, nobody knows what's going on. But Dashhas his suspicions. Does it have something to do with the Face-Pulling Championships later in the day? Dash needs to act, andfast!"
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