"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
He was supposed to be fake. The fangs weren't.She hired a fake boyfriend. She didn't expect him to be immortal.
Poppy Gable is a lifestyle influencer with 847K followers, a picture-perfect brand—and a big problem. Her ex-fiance will be at her sister's destination wedding in the Bahamas. With his new tantric-yoga girlfriend. After Poppy panic-lied to her family about having a new boyfriend.
Enter Julian Blackthorne: mysterious billionaire, professional companion for hire, and—unbeknownst to Poppy—a 257-year-old vampire who hasn't let himself love anyone in fifty years.
Their arrangement is simple: four days of fake romance, some strategic hand-holding, and enough couple content to keep her followers happy. No feelings. No complications.
Then Julian's darkest secret walks into the wedding reception.
Damien Ashworth has been hunting Julian for 146 years, destroying everyone he loves. Now he's found his next target: the woman who makes Julian feel human again.
With an ancient enemy closing in, a family full of awkward questions, and feelings that definitely weren't in the contract, Poppy must decide: Is she willing to risk everything for a man who's been dead for two centuries?
Because falling for your fake boyfriend is complicated enough. Falling for a vampire? That's a whole different spreadsheet.
Perfect for readers who love:
- Fake dating romances with real feelings
- Billionaire heroes with fangs (and feelings)
- Witty heroines who make spreadsheets for everything
- Found family and fierce friendships
- Sizzling tension and sweet romance (closed door)
- The satisfying HEA you deserve
Genre: Paranormal Romance / Romantic Comedy
Heat Level: Sweet with heat (closed door)"
"When an experiment goes horribly wrong, Joe and his army of clones find themselves trapped in their underground bunker with a monstrous rodent straight out of a B-movie nightmare. Will our heroes triumph over their rodent nemesis, or will they become the world's last all-you-can-eat buffet?
It's like 'Multiplicity' meets 'Fallout,' with a dash of 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.' Buckle up for the wildest ride since the apocalypse!
Episode 4 of 'Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland' is the fourth episode of a six-episode story arc that makes up Season 1 and is meant to be enjoyed as one continuous tale."
"When Einstein's well-intentioned experiment goes horribly awry, our favorite band of survivors finds themselves face-to-face with a giant, genetically-enhanced killer rat. But that's just the beginning of their troubles.
Packed with pop culture references, laugh-out-loud moments, and edge-of-your-seat action, 'Let the Mischief Begin' delivers a perfect blend of humor and horror. As Joe and his clones face their most bizarre challenge yet, they'll discover that in the post-apocalyptic world, sometimes the biggest threats come in unexpectedly large packages.
Will our heroes triumph over their rodent nemesis, or will they become the world's last all-you-can-eat buffet? Dive into this uproarious adventure and find out why Post-Apocalyptic Joe continues to be the most entertaining survivor in the wasteland!
Episode 5 of 'Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland' is the fifth episode of a six-episode story arc that makes up Season 1 and is meant to be enjoyed as one continuous tale."
"In this thrilling season finale, Joe and his clones face their most harrowing challenge yet: an all-out war against the giant killer rats they accidentally created. Armed with makeshift weapons, and a whole lot of determination, our heroes must defend their underground sanctuary from the monstrous rodents hellbent on revenge.
Will our heroes triumph over their rodent nemesis, or will they become the world's last all-you-can-eat buffet?
Episode 6 of 'Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland' is the final episode of a six-episode story arc that makes up Season 1. It is meant to be enjoyed as one continuous tale."
"'Every chapter gets better and better. Can't wait to read more. Have no idea where this is going and loving it.' - Ryan McKinney, Writer and Director, The Invited
Survive. Clone. Repeat.
When the world ends, Joe's adventure begins! Armed with alien tech and a cloning machine, he accidentally creates a squad of quirky lookalikes. Now they must battle giant rats, uncover government secrets, and master the art of post-apocalyptic living. It's like 'Multiplicity' meets 'Fallout,' with a dash of 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.' Buckle up for the wildest ride since the apocalypse!
Who knew the end of the world could be this much fun?
All six episodes of Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland bundled together for your reading pleasure.
Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland: Season One
- Episode 1: When It Rains, It Pours
- Episode 2: It's the End of the World As We Know It, and I Don't Feel Fine
- Episode 3: The Rise of Post-Apocalyptic Joe
- Episode 4: Killer Rodents of Unusual Size
- Episode 5: Let the Mischief Begin
- Episode 6: Know Thy Enemy
Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland: Where the end of the world is just the beginning of the story.
Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland: Season 1 is a six-episode story arc that is meant to be enjoyed as one continuous tale."
"What happens when alien invaders are... adorable?My Cat Came from Outer Space is a hilarious adventure that follows 11-year-old Emma Price and her friends as they accidentally become Earth's last line of defense against an adorable alien invasion.
When a mysterious meteor shower brings Commander Fluffington and his Feline Imperial Armada crash-landing in Middleton, Earth's fate hangs in the balance—and it's fluffy, orange, and absolutely irresistible. Using weaponized cuteness and mind-control purring, these alien cats begin converting humans into devoted servants, starting with Emma herself.
Her best friends Jake, Madison, and Tyler watch in horror as their science-loving, rational friend transforms into a cat-worshipping zombie. When they discover the truth—that Middleton is under siege by the most adorable alien invasion force in the galaxy—they have just hours to save their friend and stop the cutest apocalypse ever attempted.
Can three kids outsmart an alien commander who's mastered the ultimate weapon: being absolutely, irresistibly cute?
Perfect for readers who love ridiculous humor, clever kids saving the day, and stories that prove friendship can survive even mind-controlling alien cats. Think Hoot meets Men in Black with a healthy dose of internet cat video chaos!
Ages 8-12 • Middle Grade Science Fiction Comedy"
"In the aftermath of a devastating nuclear disaster, Joe is left to fend for himself in his underground missile complex. But just when he thought he was all alone, he discovers another survivor. Will this new addition to his world be friend or foe?
As danger lurks around every corner, Joe must rely on his wits and inner strength to rise from an ordinary survivor to an unlikely hero. Brace yourselves for an exhilarating ride as The Rise of Post-Apocalyptic Joe brings a fresh set of twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Join Joe as he begins his journey to rise from ordinary survivor to unlikely hero as he battles against impossible odds to stay alive. This thrilling story is not one to be missed."
"In the aftermath of a nuclear apocalypse, Joe thought he was the last man on Earth—until a mysterious voice broke through the static of his radio. Now, trapped in an underground bunker with only his failing memories, Joe must confront the crushing isolation that threatens to unravel his mind.
But when a shocking discovery reveals he may not be as alone as he thought, Joe will be forced to question everything he knows about the wasteland and his place in it. Is he really the last man standing, or is there something else lurking in the depths of the bunker?
Episode 2 of 'Post-Apocalyptic Joe in a Cinematic Wasteland' is the second episode of a six-episode story arc that makes up Season 1 and is meant to be enjoyed as one continuous tale."
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