Topics About Which I Know Nothing

by Patrick Ness

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One of Patrick Gale's favourite books.

A wonderful, humorous and bizarre collection of tales looking at how the world might have been.


June 2010 Guest Editor Patrick Gale on Patrick Ness...

Before he took the world’s young adults (and their parents) by storm with his Chaos Walking trilogy, Ness published one adult novel and this criminally under-noticed story collection. As strange and funny as anything from the pen of David Sedaris, it leaves one hoping Ness won’t turn his back on grown-ups for ever.

Topics About Which I Know Nothing Synopsis

Scintillating, surprising, inventive fiction from one of the most talented young writers in Britain -- this is a superb collection of new short stories from the acclaimed author of The Crash of Hennington. Have you heard the urban myth about Jesus's double-jointed elbows yet? 100% true. Or seen the latest reports on the 'groomgrabbing' trend -- the benevolent kidnapping of badly-dressed children by their well-meaning (and more dapper) elders? Heard the one about the Amazon from the Isle of Man? Or perhaps you'd like a job in telesales, offering self-defence classes over the phone? Don't worry, as long as you meet the weekly quota, you won't be sent to the end of the hall! Wonderfully original, fresh and funny, Topics About Which I Know Nothing is stuffed to the gills with dizzyingly inventive writing and warming, puzzling emotions -- a fictional guide to how the world might have turned out.

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Topics About Which I Know Nothing Press Reviews

'This collection of short stories goes off in myriad directions, each wild conceit different, each one executed with the deceptive ease of a catchy song. All of them are sprinkled with humour and zest but none are inconsequential.'

'Ness's first collection brims with inventiveness and creative audacity.'
Daily Telegraph

'Ness's take on the absurd and offbeat is sharp, intelligent and funny.'
Time Out

'An utterly compelling account of a young man out in the world ! A truly remarkable fictional character'
The Times

'Remarkable, an extraordinary, yet utterly convincing creation'
The Scotsman

'Sparkling humour ! Ness has a wonderful imagination: creative, unpretentious and pleasingly bonkers.'
Metro (London)

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ISBN: 9780007139446
Publication date: 21/03/2005
Publisher: HarperPerennial an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers
Format: Paperback

Book Information

ISBN: 9780007139446
Publication date: 21st March 2005
Author: Patrick Ness
Publisher: HarperPerennial an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers
Format: Paperback
Genres: eBook Favourites, Literary Fiction,

About Patrick Ness

Patrick Ness was born on an army base called Fort Belvoir, near Alexandria, Virginia, in the United States. His father was a drill sergeant in the US Army. He lived in Hawaii until he was almost six, spent the ten years after that in suburban Washington state, and then on to Los Angeles, where he studied English Literature at the University of Southern California. His main job after graduating was as corporate writer at a cable company, writing manuals, form letters and speeches and once even an advertisement for the Gilroy, California Garlic Festival (this is true). If you're American ...

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