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Grumpy Old Git Jokes Because Life's Not All Fun, Fun, Fun

by Ian Allen

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Grumpy Old Git Jokes Because Life's Not All Fun, Fun, Fun Synopsis

Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers - 'What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn'), and the perennial subjects of ageing ('Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am') and health ('All you've got is hypochondria.' 'Can you give me anything for it?'). This deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git. Word count: 20,000

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ISBN: 9781909396753
Publication date: 05/06/2014
Publisher: Portico an imprint of Anova Books
Format: Hardback

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ISBN: 9781909396753
Publication date: 5th June 2014
Author: Ian Allen
Publisher: Portico an imprint of Anova Books
Format: Hardback
Pagination: 160 pages
Genres: eBook Favourites,
Categories: Jokes & riddles,

About Ian Allen

Ian Allen is a father of three teenagers and a funny man indeed. He has been a freelance editor from Staffordshire - recently voted England's least amusing county - for the past 17 years. During that time Ian has worked on hundreds of books, a handful of which were even intended to be comical. Ian is qualified to degree-level in Data Processing, which is just hilarious. Ian is perhaps best known as being the compiler of The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes , also by Portico.

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