Tracy Bloom - Author

About the Author

In 2007 Tracy Bloom was kidnapped by her husband to go and live in America for three years. Living without friends and family and with a brand new baby she decided her only option was to set about making her dream come true (the one where she writes a book and gets it published, not the one where she marries George Clooney!) Her debut romantic comedy novel No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday went on to become a bestseller as well as being translated into over a dozen languages. Back living in England the dream continues as she carries on writing books whilst herding two children and a husband around the Derbyshire countryside.

Featured books by Tracy Bloom

Single Woman Seeks Revenge

Single Woman Seeks Revenge

Author: Tracy Bloom Format: Paperback Release Date: 23/04/2015

From the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday...It is an another very funny romantic novel. What do you do when you find your love-life in ruins? Get revenge on every man who ever broke your heart of course...Suzie Miller, a disillusioned agony aunt, can't believe she's been dumped from a great height yet again (this time by text, straight after they've had sex ...twice!). So she decides the time is right to make every one of her exes feel the pain she felt when they carelessly cast her aside. Her methods are unusual but humiliation on a grand scale is no less than they deserve. Euphoric that she's finally stood up for herself she starts suggesting outrageous ways for her readers to deal with their relationship nightmares too. Suddenly everyone wants Suzie's advice. Finally content with being single and enjoying her blossoming career it seems as though happiness is within her grasp. That is until a man gets in the way. Single Woman Seeks Revenge is a romantic comedy with a kick: a kick up the backside to any man who believes he got away with treating a woman badly and to any woman who doesn't fight back.

I Will Marry George Clooney (by Christmas)

I Will Marry George Clooney (by Christmas)

Author: Tracy Bloom Format: Paperback Release Date: 09/10/2014

This is a brand new very funny Christmas novel, from the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday and Single Woman Seeks Revenge. There comes a time in every woman's life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney. For Michelle, that time is now. Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenager who hates her is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned. But marrying the most eligible man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn't it? Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you.

Other books by Tracy Bloom

The Last Laugh

The Last Laugh

Author: Tracy Bloom Format: CD-Audio Release Date: 15/03/2018

Jenny discovers her days are numbered at the same time she discovers her husband is having an affair As is her life wasn't tough enough already. Two tricky teenagers, her mother's constant complaints, friends who aren't up to the job and a career which has been spiralling downwards. And now a cheating husband and a death sentence. Jenny vows to keep both catastrophes a secret. She takes her life and death into her own hands and decides to live as she did when she was happiest in 1996. She plans a spectacular 1990's themed party in place of a wake that she will attend. But will she be able to keep her secrets for long enough?

Last Laugh

Last Laugh

Author: Tracy Bloom Format: eBook Release Date: 23/02/2018

Ive googled it, how to die, Jenny says to Maureen. It was full of climbing this mountain, swimming that sea, becoming a marathon runner and raising millions for charity. Sounds like bloody hard work. You can make it more fun than that surely?Jenny discovers her days are numbered at the same time she discovers her husband is having an affair Frankly, her life was tough enough already. Two tricky teenagers, her mothers constant complaints, friends who arent up to the job and a career which has been spiralling downwards since she won Sunseeker Tour Rep of the Season twenty years ago. And now this: a cheating husband and a death sentence.Enough is enough. Jenny vows to keep both catastrophes a secret. She takes her life and death into her own hands and decides to live as she did when she was happiest in 1996. She plans a spectacular 1990s themed party in place of a wake that she herself will attend. But will she be able to keep her secrets for long enough to have the party of a lifetime? From No. 1 bestseller Tracy Bloom, The Last Laugh is both hilarious and heartbreaking, a book about how to find happiness and live your life as though every day is your last. Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes and The Kicking the Bucket List. What readers are saying about The Last Laugh: 'Oh this was such a brilliant read. I was engrossed and laughed out loud and welled up. It was great!' Goodreads reviewer, 5 stars'A stunning book that was both funny and incredibly heartbreakingly sad. This book was just a wonderful celebration of the character's life, strength and courage. Fabulous.' Goodreads reviewer, 5 stars'Absolutely loved this book! What should be a really sad story is written so well and with such zest and optimism that it's impossible not to be smiling. A beautifully-told tale.' Goodreads reviewer, 5 stars'Thought-provoking, warm, and extremely funny. You will love Jenny! She is all of us! A hard-working, sweats wearing, wine-loving mother (complete with mom body), who possesses a great sense of humour about everythingeven death.' Reels and Reads'I laughed and cried in equal measure at this book... highly recommended.' Goodreads reviewer, 5 stars'I have loved every Tracy Bloom book Ive picked up and this one was no exception! I laughed and cried... Reading it has given me a new perspective! You really dont know the minute your world could change forever. I read it in one day!' The Introverted Mum'A wonderful blend of humour and at times tears, as Jenny struggles to live each moment and to move as if she was on top of the world in 1996... Jenny has courage along with humour and as she says: Time to start living. Great story!' Goodreads reviewer'This book is heartbreaking at times but hilarious in others... fantastic.' Goodreads reviewer, 5 stars'If Tracy Blooms other books are like The Last Laugh she definitely has a new fan. I felt instantly connected to the main character, Jenny, like I was part of her life... It inspired me to make the most of the life I have

No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day

No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day

Author: Tracy Bloom Format: eBook Release Date: 24/10/2017

Laugh-out-loud funny, emotional and festive This is THE Christmas read of the year without a doubt. Absolutely loved it from beginning to end. Mum ReinventedA dream family Christmas or a total nightmare? Katy and Ben are about to find out...Katys been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bubl Christmas album, whatever it takes. Theres only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isnt so sure she's ready yetBen may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toyboy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season. Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella and Milly Johnson. What readers are saying about No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day: 'I absolutely loved it, I laughed my head off at so many parts it is soooo hilarious!' Jessica's Book Biz'Laugh-out-loud moments throughout... worth the read just for the giggles.' Carrie's Book ReviewsHilarious, I constantly laughed out loud Great fun and highly recommended. Goodreads reviewer'If you are looking for a light-hearted Christmas read with some laughs and a lot of fun, then this is definitely a book well worth reading!!' Stardust Book Reviews'A great book full of lots of hilarious moments and tons of good old Christmas cringy events.' Goodreads reviewerAn enjoyable and fun read. It brings to life the stresses of family and life at the festive time of the year. The perfect read in the run up to Christmas. By the Letter Book Reviews'A fun, crazy holiday read.' Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews'I loved it!' Goodreads reviewer'There are so many laugh-out-loud moments right the way throughout the book that keep you hooked and make the book so easy to read.' Jessica's Book BizI've had a goofy grin on my face for the whole of this book. I challenge you to not find something to smile or laugh about in almost every single chapter, it is just that funny and feel-good I just can't explain how much I loved this book - so instead Ill just suggest you read it for yourself! Rachels Random Reads, 5 starsHad me laughing out loud and gave me proper tears of laughter, definitely a book Im recommending 5 stars from me!! Donnas Book Blog, 5 starsThis really was a hysterical read, I doubt anyone could read it and NOT find it funny! Novel GossipFull of laugh every minute pure joy, a perfect read for getting into the spirit of festive family fun

Single Woman Seeks Revenge

Single Woman Seeks Revenge

Author: Tracy Bloom Format: Paperback Release Date: 23/04/2015

From the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday...It is an another very funny romantic novel. What do you do when you find your love-life in ruins? Get revenge on every man who ever broke your heart of course...Suzie Miller, a disillusioned agony aunt, can't believe she's been dumped from a great height yet again (this time by text, straight after they've had sex ...twice!). So she decides the time is right to make every one of her exes feel the pain she felt when they carelessly cast her aside. Her methods are unusual but humiliation on a grand scale is no less than they deserve. Euphoric that she's finally stood up for herself she starts suggesting outrageous ways for her readers to deal with their relationship nightmares too. Suddenly everyone wants Suzie's advice. Finally content with being single and enjoying her blossoming career it seems as though happiness is within her grasp. That is until a man gets in the way. Single Woman Seeks Revenge is a romantic comedy with a kick: a kick up the backside to any man who believes he got away with treating a woman badly and to any woman who doesn't fight back.

I Will Marry George Clooney (by Christmas)

I Will Marry George Clooney (by Christmas)

Author: Tracy Bloom Format: Paperback Release Date: 09/10/2014

This is a brand new very funny Christmas novel, from the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday and Single Woman Seeks Revenge. There comes a time in every woman's life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney. For Michelle, that time is now. Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenager who hates her is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned. But marrying the most eligible man on the planet by Christmas could change all that, couldn't it? Sometimes your only option is to dream the impossible - because you never know where it might take you.

No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

Author: Tracy Bloom Format: Paperback Release Date: 21/04/2014

A very funny romantic novel (... and no. 1 ebook bestseller) Childhood sweethearts Matthew and Katy agree they must never see each other again following a school reunion. So all is forgotten ... until eight months later when a shock meeting at an antenatal class forces them to confront the fact that Matthew could be the father of Katy's baby. Love and life are messy, but Katy and Matthew take things to a whole new level as deep emotions begin to resurface and hormones run riot. Never has a one-night-stand led to such chaos!

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