Keith Lemon - Author

About the Author

Keith Lemon was named Businessman of the Year 1993, and has now gone on to become a national treasure often mistaken for celebrity hairdresser Nicky Clarke, or Owen Wilson with a better-shaped nose. He has starred in such shows as BO SELECTA! A BEAR'S TAIL, KEITH LEMON'S VERY BRILLIANT WORLD TOUR, CELEBRITY JUICE, ITV's SING IF YOU CAN and as an Agony Uncle on THIS MORNING. Above all, Keith Lemon is a professional lady magnet. Ooooosh!

Featured books by Keith Lemon

Little Keith Lemon Memoirs of Me Childhood

Little Keith Lemon Memoirs of Me Childhood

Author: Keith Lemon Format: Hardback Release Date: 06/11/2014

Have you ever wondered how Keith Lemon went from life as a young nipper in Leeds to being the strawberry blonde star of CELEBRITY JUICE surrounded by bang tidy lasses? What made him the man he is today? In this heart-warming and inspirational memoir, Keith reveals the story of his childhood, lifting the lid on all the experiences of northern youth that have led him to become an international ladies' man and national treasure. In this Adrian Mole meets VIZ's PROFANISAURUS-style full colour memoir, Keith reminisces about his journey from baby to babe-magnet, delving deep into his past and his early years as an unbelievably talented youngster in Leeds (even before he became a professional sex symbol).

Keith Lemon: The Rules 69 Ways to be Successful

Keith Lemon: The Rules 69 Ways to be Successful

Author: Keith Lemon Format: Paperback Release Date: 16/01/2014

As you can tell, I'm a good-looking guy and quite a hit with the ladies...some proper bang tidy lasses too. I've been honing my game for a few years and now, at last, I reveal all. In my book, I reveal the 69 rules of being a succ-sex. Clever, right? So why not slip into something a little more comfortable, take my hand and I'll guide you through the rules of attraction, chat-up lines, first dates and relationships Lemon-style. With rules for men and women, no one should be without it. Especially not the flarey-nostrelled bird from CELEBRITY JUICE. She needs all the help she can get. Lemonise your life. It's as simple as that...shaaaa-ting!

Being Keith

Being Keith

Author: Keith Lemon Format: Hardback Release Date: 08/11/2012

Since being crowned the Northern Businessman of the Year 1993, Keith Lemon has been going from strength to strength and now is regularly seen sandwiched between two bang tidy lasses on the funniest show on telly, ITV2's CELEBRITY JUICE. In BEING KEITH, Keith Lemon - international ladies man and national treasure - opens up and shares the juiciest parts of his life from the last five years; from selling Securipoles in America and travelling the world to his first encounter with Holly and Fearne and dirty dancing with Paddy - and all the juicy details in between. Packed with photos and illustrations, this is Keith's story of success told in his own unique style. You'll never dream of him in the same way again...Ooooosh!

Other books by Keith Lemon

Keith Lemon's Big One Little Keith Lemon & Being Keith in one book AND MORE!

Keith Lemon's Big One Little Keith Lemon & Being Keith in one book AND MORE!

Author: Keith Lemon Format: Paperback Release Date: 22/10/2015

Two Keith Lemon'sss for the price of one! And some! Have you ever wondered how Keith Lemon from telly got to where he is today? If not, no worries. If you have then you'll find all the answers in this double whammy of LITTLE KEITH LEMON and BEING KEITH, with extra brand new chapters! The star of CELEBRITY JUICE, THROUGH THE KEYHOLE and THE KEITH LEMON SKETCH SHOW shares his incredible journey so far - from flogging Rhino Jeans on Leeds market to winning Northern Businessman of the Year, wrestling 'little people' in Mexico and finding himself sandwiched between Holly Willoughbooby and Fearne 'Nostrils' Cotton on ITV2's CELEBRITY JUICE. None of that made up stuff on Wikipedia, this is the gospel! Plus in a Bang Tidy update you can find out what it's like to write a children's book, peer through Kerry Katona's keyhole and become a Kardashian . . . Told in his own words, with photographs and illustrations from the 'strawberry blond' one himself, KEITH LEMON'S BIG ONE is the true life story of an unbelievably good lookin' lad from Leeds who became a national treasure.

The Beaver and the Elephant Number Two

The Beaver and the Elephant Number Two

Author: Keith Lemon Format: Hardback Release Date: 22/10/2015

Having penned his memoir, bestselling author and TV favourite Keith Lemon has turned his attention to children's books... Yes, you read that correctly. May we introduce Beaver and Elephant - an unlikely pairing but the best of friends! This second book, containing three more short stories, brings Keith's distinctive style to the page and follows the adventures of the bossy Beaver and the bumbling but loveable Elephant - whether they are dressing up at Halloween, splashing around at bath time or taking a trip to the dentist. You might even spot a strawberry blonde northern businessman in there too. Endearing and entertaining, Keith's wonderful illustrations are superimposed onto real life photography to create a children's book like no other. Perfect bedtime reading to keep you and your child entertained!

The Beaver and the Elephant

The Beaver and the Elephant

Author: Keith Lemon Format: Paperback Release Date: 16/07/2015

Having penned his memoir, bestselling author and TV favourite Keith Lemon has turned his attention to children's books... Yes, you read that correctly. May we introduce Beaver and Elephant - an unlikely pairing but the best of friends! This first book, containing three short stories, brings Keith's distinctive style to the page and follows the adventures of the bossy Beaver and the bumbling but loveable Elephant - whether they are shopping for shoes, splashing around in the sea on holiday or getting into the Christmas spirit. You might even spot a strawberry blonde northern businessman in there too. Endearing and entertaining, Keith's wonderful illustrations are superimposed onto real life photography to create a children's book like no other. Perfect bedtime reading to keep you and your child entertained!

The Beaver and the Elephant

The Beaver and the Elephant

Author: Keith Lemon Format: Hardback Release Date: 23/10/2014

Add some Keith Lemon sparkle to bedtime stories in this hilarious new collection of stories for children from national treasure Keith Lemon! SUITABLE FOR KIDS! Having penned his memoir, bestselling author and TV favourite Keith Lemon has turned his attention to children's books... Yes, you read that correctly. May we introduce Beaver and Elephant - an unlikely pairing but the best of friends! This first book, containing three short stories, brings Keith's distinctive style to the page and follows the adventures of the bossy Beaver and the bumbling but loveable Elephant - whether they are shopping for shoes, splashing around in the sea on holiday or getting into the Christmas spirit. You might even spot a strawberry blonde northern businessman in there too. Endearing and entertaining, Keith's wonderful illustrations are superimposed onto real life photography to create a children's book like no other. Perfect bedtime reading to keep you and your child entertained!

The Gridiron Games

The Gridiron Games

Author: Keith Lemon Format: Paperback Release Date: 14/02/2013

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