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Tim Key - Author

About the Author

Tim Key (34) is ideal. He is a poet who favours dark suits, lager and long hot baths. He works on BBC Four in Charlie Brooker's Newswipe and has travelled to Norway and the Lake District. In 2009 he won the Edinburgh Comedy Award for his poetical recital The Slutcracker and has filmed some of his poeticals in black and white to overwhelming critical clamour.* *NB. I hate writing these. My publisher, a young guy (barely older than myself) asked for something from me and I (contractually) had to oblige but really I found the whole thing pretty abhorrent. If it were down to me, which it isn't (contractually) I would have either had nothing here, or just something simple like a picture of a hen. But that wouldn't cut it with Nick Davies (my young publisher). I can just imagine him using phrases like 'why do you propose we have a hen on the AI' and 'read your contract, you have to deliver copy for the AI, not suggest an illustration'. But on topics such as this I know there's more or less no talking to the guy because he has his 'way of doing things' and because I am under contract (contractually) to do what he says.

Featured books by Tim Key

Other books by Tim Key

The Incomplete Tim Key About 300 of his poetical gems and what-nots

The Incomplete Tim Key About 300 of his poetical gems and what-nots

Author: Tim Key Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 06/08/2015

This is a PAPERBACK BOOK. And it is ram-jammed full of poems by KEY. Originally it was conceived and sold as a hardback book. Increasingly KEY has agitated for that brute to be superseded by something more chic; a slimmer, more athletic version that one can slide into a pocket or down a rugby sock. And now here it is. Within its featherweight pages you will find the vast majority of the same poems as you'll find in its unwieldy predecessor. Poems skewering such thorny issues as sex, pancakes, footy and vodka. But, in order to drum up renewed interest, KEY has also added a new poem. And there are also seven new introductions. And KEY has also been allowed to waddle round the text with his Lamy fountain pen, altering and updating. Improving. Making everything just so. For this: THE PAPERBACK.

Cowards

Cowards

Author: Tim Key, Lloyd Woolf, Tom Basden, Stefan Golaszewski Format: eBook Release Date: 01/01/1970

Step inside the strange, surreal and happy world of the 'Cowards' in this original sketch comedy starring Tom Basden, Stefan Golaszewski, Tim Key and Lloyd Woolf. In their skewed series, a teacher falls in love with a mouse, and Little John and Friar Tuck accuse Robin Hood of hooliganism. A monk breaks a three-year vow of silence. But what question is he so desperate to ask? Some charity workers try to work out which of them has special needs. A man needs a new lightbulb for his lighthouse, and there's an argument about whether Trigger and Boycey are played by the same character. Mum and Auntie Pat come along to a job interview, a guinea pig asks for a fiver to go bowling again and nudists go swinging with Luther's privates. It's quirky, laugh-out-loud comedy in six unique episodes - as heard on BBC Radio 4.

Cowards Series 2

Cowards Series 2

Author: Tim Key, Lloyd Woolf, Tom Basden, Stefan Golaszewski Format: eBook Release Date: 01/01/1970

The complete second series of the smart and surreal sketch comedy from Tom Basden, Stefan Golaszewski, Tim Key and Lloyd Woolf. In the second BBC Radio 4 series of 'Cowards', a whole new batch of hapless and hopeful nearly-men battle with the challenge of everyday life, doing their very best to meet the demands of the modern world. Bikes start talking, genies appear that force you to guess what your three wishes are, bridges across the channel are built out of Lego, Parky loses it and a young man tries to audition for Barbara Windsor's part in 'EastEnders'. There are also new creatures made from splicing a cow with an apple, social experiments into squatting while on the pull, wedding proposals in PC World, a sightseeing tour around Guantanamo Bay and a Garden of Eden where it rains chocolate and cows sing. Wry, left-field observations and detailed characterisation make this, their BBC Radio 4 series, a joyous and memorable sketch show experience. 'Cowards' - as seen on TV's BBC Four.

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