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Don Calame - Author

About the Author

Don Calame is a Hollywood script-writer and former teacher. He is a screenwriter of films including Employee of the Month and Hounded. He now lives in British Columbia with his wife, stepson and their dog Scooter. Swim The Fly is his first novel; its sequel Beat The Band will be out in 2012 and Don is currently working on the third installment of the lives, loves and mishaps of characters Matt, Sean and Coop.

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Beat the Band

Beat the Band

Author: Don Calame Format: eBook Release Date: 14/09/2010

Get ready for riffs on hot girls, health class, and social hell! The outrageously funny boys from Swim the Fly return to rock their sophomore year.In this hilarious sequel to Swim the Fly, told from Coops point of view, its the beginning of the school year, and the tenth-grade health class must work in pairs on semester-long projects. Matt and Sean get partnered up (the jerks), but Coop is matched with the infamous Hot Dog Helen for a presentation on safe sex. Everybodys laughing, except for Coop, whos convinced that the only way to escape this social death sentence is to win The Battle of the Bands with their group, Arnold Murphys Bologna Dare. Theres just one problem: none of the guys actually plays an instrument. Will Coop regain his cool before its too late? Or will the forced one-on-one time with Helen teach him a lesson about social status he never saw coming? With ribald humor and a few sweet notes, screenwriter-turned-novelist Don Calame once again hits all the right chords.

Swim the Fly

Swim the Fly

Author: Don Calame Format: eBook Release Date: 14/09/2010

Matt Gratton and his two best friends, Sean and Coop, always set themselves a summertime goal. This years? To see a real-live naked girl for the first time. As far as Matt is concerned, theyd have better luck finding the lost city of Atlantis. But seeing a girl in the buff starts to seem like childs play compared to the other summertime goal Matt sets for himself: to swim the 100-yard butterfly (the hardest stroke known to God or man) in order to impress Kelly West, the hot new girl. So what if he cant manage a single lap, let alone four? Hes got the whole summer to perfect his technique. What could possibly go wrong?Raunchy (but mildly so) hilarity ensues. -People MagazineServes up jokes and gross-outs in the style of filmmakers like Judd Apatow....Boys will probably love it. This one did. -The New York Times Book ReviewHilariously raucous scenes stuff its pages. -Los Angeles Times

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