Audiobooks narrated by Joel Simler

"It only takes one to make a difference. Just days before Jake Saunders plans on proposing to the love of his life, Jake is called upon once again to save his home, Earth. The Earthen Legion troops and its allies think they’re battling only pirates, but a new, more powerful foe from another galaxy flanks their forces and invades, in search of a weapon the planet didn’t even know it had. When Jake learns that this new enemy was responsible for the death of his father many years ago, he realizes he can finally face his true nemesis. The odds are stacked against Jake, but with the help of his friends and allies he’s made along the way, he must rally the remaining Legion troops and retake Earth before it’s too late. The fate of Earth and the fate of his love, rest in the balance."

Bryan Prosek (Author), Joel Simler (Narrator)

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Love, Death + Robots: The Official Anthology: Volume 2 & 3

"The fifteen stories and three screenplays that make up Volumes Two and Three of the Emmy® Award–winning Netflix Original series Love, Death + Robots. Featuring bestselling authors and screenwriters from all over the globe, curated by filmmakers Tim Miller and David Fincher, and Supervising Director Jennifer Yuh Nelson. Stories by Neal Asher, Paolo Bacigalupi, J. G. Ballard, Alan Baxter, Justin Coates, Harlan Ellison, Joachim Heijndermans, Joe Lansdale, Rich Larson, Alberto Mielgo, Jeff Fowler & Tim Miller, John Scalzi, Bruce Sterling, and Michael Swanwick. Full contents: “Automated Customer Service” by John Scalzi“Ice” by Rich Larson“Pop Squad” by Paolo Bacigalupi“Snow in the Desert” by Neal Asher“The Tall Grass” by Joe R. Lansdale“All Through the House” by Joachim Heijndermans“Life Hutch” by Harlan Ellison“The Drowned Giant” by J. G. Ballard“Three Robots: Human Habitats” by John Scalzi“Bad Travelling” by Neal Asher“The Very Pulse of the Machine” by Michael Swanwick“Night of the Mini-Dead” by Jeff Fowler & Tim Miller “Kill Team Kill” by Justin Coates“Swarm” by Bruce Sterling“Mason’s Rats” by Neal Asher“In Vaulted Halls Entombed” by Alan Baxter“Jibaro” by Alberto Mielgo“Three Robots: Two Versions Intro” by John Scalzi“Three Robots Report Back on the Habitats in Which Humanity Chose to See Out Its Final Days” by John Scalzi"

Alan Baxter, Amanda J. Spedding, David Fincher, Geoff Brown, Harlan Ellison, J.G. Ballard, Joe Lansdale, John Scalzi, Justin Coates, Neal Asher, Tim Miller (Author), Alex Boyles, Alex Picard, André Santana, Bradford Hastings, Cary Hite, Gary Tiedemann, Hannah Curtis, Joe Hempel, Joel Simler, Josh Innerst, P. J. Ochlan, Steve West, Tim Campbell (Narrator)

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Love, Death + Robots: The Official Anthology: Volume One

"The sixteen stories and two screenplays that make up Volume One of the Emmy® Award–winning Netflix Original series Love, Death & Robots. Featuring bestselling authors and screenwriters from all over the globe, curated by filmmakers Tim Miller and David Fincher. Stories and screenplays by Alastair Reynolds, Alberto Mielgo, Claudine Griggs, David W. Amendola, Joe Lansdale, John Scalzi, Ken Liu, Kirsten Cross, Marko Kloos, Michael Swanwick, Peter F. Hamilton, Steven Lewis, and Vitaliy Shushko. Full contents: Introduction by Tim Miller“Sonnie’s Edge” by Peter F. Hamilton“Three Robots” by John Scalzi“The Witness” by Alberto Mielgo“Suits” by Steve Lewis“Sucker of Souls” by Kirsten Cross“When the Yoghurt Took Over” by John Scalzi“Beyond the Aquila Rift” by Alastair Reynolds“Good Hunting” by Ken Liu“The Dump” by Joe R. Lansdale“Shape-Shifters” by Marko Kloos“Helping Hand” by Claudine Griggs“Fish Night” by Joe R. Lansdale“Lucky Thirteen” by Marko Kloos“Zima Blue” by Alistair Reynolds“Blind Spot” by Vitaliy Shushko“Ice Age” by Michael Swanwick“Alternate Histories” by John Scalzi“The Secret War” by David W. Amendola"

Alastair Reynolds, Alberto Mielgo, Amanda J. Spedding, Claudine Griggs, David W. Amendola, Geoff Brown, Joe R. Lansdale, John Scalzi, Ken Liu, Kirsten Cross, Marko Kloos, Michael Swanwick, Peter F. Hamilton, Steve Lewis, Tim Miller, Vitaliy Shushko (Author), Alex Boyles, Alex Picard, André Santana, Bradford Hastings, Cary Hite, Feodor Chin, Gary Tiedemann, Hillary Huber, Joel Simler, Josh Innerst, Julia Eve, Marcio Catalano, Nicole Cash, P. J. Ochlan, Tim Campbell (Narrator)

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Nothing Up My Sleeve

"From beloved author Diana López comes an exciting middle grade story about three friends, a magic competition, and how far they'll go to succeed. Sixth graders Dominic, Loop, and Z stumble upon a new magic shop in town and can't wait to spend their summer mastering cool tricks to gain access to the Vault, a key holders-only back room bound to hold all kinds of secrets. And once they get in, they set their sights even higher: a huge competition at the end of the summer. They work on their card tricks, sleights, and vanishing acts, trying to come up with the most awesome routines possible....Problem is, the trip is expensive, and it's money that each guy's family just doesn't have. To make things worse, the shop-owners' daughter, Ariel (who just so happens to be last year's competition winner), will do anything to make sure the boys don't come out on top. Even pit them against one another. Will they make it to the competition? And if so, at what cost? Diana López, author of Confetti Girl and Ask My Mood Ring How I Feel, offers a story that's just the right mix of heart, high jinks, and a bit of magic."

Diana Lopez (Author), Joel Simler, Oscar Fabela, Timothy Pabon (Narrator)

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Right, Down + Circle: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

"An exuberant, incisive look at how Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater transformed a culture Going from a hobby toy for surfers to an Olympic sport, skateboarding has had a tumultuous history. Today, professional skateboarders land endorsement deals with Nike and Adidas, while popular television series like HBO’s Betty tell the stories of diverse crews of skaters living in New York City. So how did a fledgling subculture rise from its near-death knell in the ’90s to become ubiquitous today? It was simply a matter of finding the right messenger. In 1999, the bestselling video game Tony Hawk’sPro Skater was released, and a new generation was exposed to skateboarding culture right in their very own homes. Kids and adults alike could now spend hours playing as actual skateboarders, learning the vernacular, listening to the music skateboarders loved, and having fun onscreen before trying to skate IRL in the driveway. Right, Down + Circle explores how a video game starring the most famous pro skater in the world brought skateboarding culture ― and its ever-shifting markers of music, subversion, and coolness ― to the masses and ultimately transformed the culture it borrowed from in the process."

Cole Nowicki (Author), Joel Simler (Narrator)

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The Billionaire's Wife

"I never questioned my decision to marry Faith the day she turned eighteen. She needed to get out of her situation at home and, at nineteen, I already knew everything about everything, so in my mind it made perfect sense. We’d been pals for years. I loved her. She had no idea. But she was desperate for somebody to rescue her, and a marriage of convenience with me was a better—safer—choice than anything else she could find. Since I lived away at college, no one even had to know. It worked great until the end of the semester. And then she walked out. And I let her. I occasionally do some digging, just to check that she’s okay. And every now and then I think about the divorce papers I drew up but never sent. Now she’s here. Literally on my doorstep. Begging me, once again, for help. And I hate that I still love her. Even after fourteen years."

Elizabeth Maddrey (Author), Emma Faye, Joel Simler (Narrator)

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The System Apocalypse Short Story Anthology 2: A LitRPG post-apocalyptic fantasy and science fiction

"Dashing tales of heroics and everyday life abound in the second System Apocalypse short story anthology. Competing alien and human settlements clash, and a simple party planner is caught between in After Party. A New York trashman and his friend fight off loan sharks and exploit the System for gain, finding treasure among others garbage in Completely Trashed and a prisoner must decide between his humanity and humanity itself in WWMRD? With over ten stories from exciting new voices and a few veterans of the universe, the second anthology highlights the lives and struggles of humanity's best and worst years after System advent. The second System Apocalypse short story anthology takes place between books 4 and 6 and covers years two to six during that period. Stories and writers featured in this anthology include: - After Party by D.J. Rezlaw - Daisy's Preschool for Little Adventurers by InkWitch - Ground Control by Craig Hamilton - Song of Whispers by Andrew Tarkin Coleman - Completely Trashed by Mike Parsons - Trouble Brewing by Nick Steele - Seeking and Finding by Chelsea Luckritz - When Our Hero Kills a Ten Story Behemoth by Tao Wong - The Tower of Doom by David R. Packer - Clipper Race by Corwyn Callahan - The Audacity of Soap by E. C. Godhand - WWMRD? by Jason J. Willis"

Andrew Coleman, Chelsea Luckritz, Corwyn Callahan, Craig Hamilton, D.J. Rezlaw, David Packer, E.C. Godhand, Inkwitch, Jason J. Willis, Mike Parsons, Nick Steele, Tao Wong (Author), Blaise Doran, Dean Gallagher, Joel Simler, Logan Sterns, Michael Norman Johnson, Naomi Barton, Nick Podehl, Pj Morgan, Will Tulin, Zach Johnson (Narrator)

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The First Ambassador to Crustacea

"The galaxy is a colorful place and Crustacea is no exception. Born on a whim of a madman, the planet of psychic crabs evolved through a combination of radiation, cosmic energy and what scientists could only describe as 'the right vibes'. Now, the crustacean leadership must deal with the impending arrival of the first ambassador from the United Commission of planets, renegade lobsters, and foul creatures lurking in the deep."

Ashton Macaulay (Author), Joel Simler (Narrator)

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The Billionaire's Teacher

"One of the things I’ve been looking forward to since opening my scuba shop is leading groups to dive in all the amazing spots around the globe. The Galapagos and Great Barrier Reef are calling. First things first, though. I figure we’ll start off with the Caribbean. Which is why I’m headed down to spend some time scouting resorts and dive spots on the various islands. I’ve chartered a yacht, complete with a captain who, I’m told, knows everything there is to know about diving down here. Of course, when I booked the trip, I pictured a grizzled old pirate at the wheel. What else was I supposed to imagine when I was told their name was “Sonny”? Imagine my surprise when I get to the dock and the captain is definitely not a man. Sunny—short for Sunshine—is the best there is. And she’s got at least ten years on me, so it’s not like there can be anything romantic. Older women have never been my vibe. So I’ll spend the time with her, alone on the boat, and soak up all the things she has to teach me. And do everything in my power to ignore just how good she looks while she does it. It’s only three weeks. What can go wrong? The Billionaire's Teacher is an age-gap, older woman, stranded together contemporary Christian romance."

Elizabeth Maddrey (Author), Emma Faye, Joel Simler (Narrator)

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The Billionaire's Backup

"Jenna and I have been friends since college. Not besties or anything. Just the kind of friend you hit up when you want to go to a party but don’t want the pressure of a date. She’s fun. Independent. And she gets me. Which is probably why we dated for a while - more for fun than anything.. The kiss was completely out of left field. And so was the ridiculous pact to get married if we were still single in our thirties. Neither of us have ever mentioned that pact again. But man, a lot of years have passed and I can sometimes still feel her lips on mine. Now that she’s going to be renovating my house, it could definitely be a problem. The whole pact thing might have been dumb, but would it really be such a bad idea for us to get together?"

Elizabeth Maddrey (Author), Emma Faye, Joel Simler (Narrator)

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Found Audio

"For the first time ever, Found Audio presents a complete transcription of the unsettling audio recordings of a mysterious unnamed adventure journalist and his decades-long pursuit of the Borgesian 'City of Dreams,' alongside analysis from audio expert, Amrapali Anna Singh * A Best Book of 2017 —Writer's Bone '[A] mysterious work of metafiction... dizzying, arresting and defiantly bold.' —Laura Pearson, Chicago Tribune Amrapali Anna Singh is an historian and analyst capable of discerning the most cryptic and trivial details from audio recordings. One day, a mysterious man appears at her office in Dutch Harbor, Alaska, having traveled a great distance to bring her three Type IV audio cassettes that bear the stamp of a library in Buenos Aires that may or may not exist. On the cassettes is the deposition of an adventure journalist and his obsessive pursuit of an amorphous, legendary, and puzzling 'City of Dreams.' Spanning decades, his quest leads him from a snake-hunter in the Louisiana bayou to the walled city of Kowloon on the eve of its destruction, from the Singing Dunes of Mongolia to a chess tournament in Istanbul. The deposition also begs the question: Who is making the recording, and why? Despite being explicitly instructed not to, curiosity gets the better of Singh and she mails a transcription of the cassettes with her analysis to an acquaintance before vanishing. The man who bore the cassettes, too, has disappeared. The journalist was unnamed. Here—for the first time—is the complete archival manuscript of the mysterious recordings accompanied by Singh's analysis."

N.J. Campbell (Author), Joel Simler, Sharmila Devar, Will Tulin (Narrator)

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Ethical Tribing: Connecting the Next Generation to Israel in the Digital Era

"“This book offers a paradigm-shifting, creative approach to addressing some of the most acutely pressing questions facing the Jewish people today. It deserves to be widely read and meticulously applied.” — ISAAC HERZOG, PRESIDENT OF THE STATE OF ISRAEL Discover the Fastest and Most Effective Way to Inspire the Next Generation About Israel in the Digital Age — and Why it is an Essential Key To Securing the Future of the Jewish People What if everyone’s social media feeds were exploding about Israel — but for all the right reasons? What if your kids were able to walk around campus without having to hide their Jewish identity or support for Israel? What if there was a way to tell Israel’s story that really resonated with young Jews and non-Jews alike? Imagine how this would change your life, your community, your world! In Ethical TribingTM: Connecting the Next Generation to Israel in the Digital Era, authors Joanna Landau and Michael Golden guide you through the actual steps needed to successfully counter one of the greatest threats facing the Jewish people today: a Next Generation that is less and less connected to both Israel and their own Jewish identity. Whether you’re a devoted advocate for Israel, a Jewish community leader, or just a concerned parent or grandparent, this book is for you. Joanna Landau is a globally recognized specialist in country branding and influencer marketing. Over a decade ago she founded Vibe Israel, a Tel-Aviv based nonprofit that has successfully generated more than a billion positive mentions about Israel on social media. Michael Golden is an American bestselling author and national award-winning journalist. A social change-maker in the field of community college education who has also worked for the Anti-Defamation League, he serves as a member of Vibe Israel’s Global Advisory Board."

Joanna Landau, Michael Golden (Author), Joanna Landau, Joel Simler, Michael Golden (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Joel Simler