Audiobooks Narrated by Ivy E Hensley

We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts): From “I Want My CDs Back” to “Please THAT PIC' A Timeline of Romantic Failure

"BREAKING UP USED TO BE SIMPLE. In 1996, you just asked for your CDs back. Now, in 2025, you're begging your ex to delete that picture of your b*tthole. Welcome to modern breakups—where the pain is digital, the receipts are forever, and your ex is still watching your Instagram stories. This book is for anyone who has ever: ✔️ Sent a “just checking in” text at 2 AM and immediately regretted it. ✔️ Seen their ex on a dating app three days after the breakup and momentarily blacked out. ✔️ Considered a full-blown career change just to avoid running into them. ✔️ Attempted to post a thirst trap but overthought the caption for five hours. Sorry, but getting dumped has never been more complicated. From the social media warfare to the existential dread of realizing your ex is suddenly hotter, Sorry About That is the hilariously vicious guide to surviving heartbreak in the digital age. Warning: This book will not help you grow. It will, however, make you feel slightly less pathetic while you stalk their LinkedIn page."

Dicholas Chad Pansy (Author), Ivy E Hensley (Narrator)

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What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me): A Deep Dive into the Void of Uncertainty

"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE HAVING A FULL-BLOWN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS. No worries. Instead of actually dealing with it, just buy this book and pretend that’s progress. From the deeply unqualified mind behind every bad decision you’ve ever made comes "What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me)," a deeply unhelpful guide to overanalyzing your entire existence, making terrible impulse purchases, and aggressively avoiding reality. Inside these pages, you’ll find zero useful advice, but you WILL find: An emotional breakdown disguised as a shopping spree—because spending $500 on throw pillows is easier than going to therapy. The five stages of buying a yoga mat and never using it—because nothing says “I’m fixing my life” like an unused fitness prop collecting dust in the corner. A complete breakdown of the “Should I Move to a Cabin in the Woods?” fantasy—spoiler: You will not survive without DoorDash. An investigation into why people keep applying for grad school—spoiler: It’s because reality is terrifying. A crisis bingo card—because why suffer privately when you can turn your spiraling into a fun game? If you’ve ever had an intense desire to start over, quit your job, buy a plane ticket to nowhere, and completely reinvent yourself for no reason, this book was written for you. Will this book fix your life? Absolutely not. Will it validate your terrible choices? 100%."

Dicholas Chad Pansy (Author), Ivy E Hensley (Narrator)

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