Audiobooks narrated by Greg Patmore

Forbidden: Snow White and the Se7en Deadly Sins

I’m used to demons and voodoo. What I was not prepared for was my life turning into a fairytale, complete with the Wicked Step Mother. My awful step mother is the Voodoo Queen of New Orleans. She’s always hated me for being a Succubus. It just got a hundred times worse after my father died mysteriously. I inherited the family company, but I can’t remove her as VP because she’s made the entire board into her zombies. After another board meeting goes her way instead of mine, I decide to blow off a little steam with an intern from accounting. How was I supposed to know my really bad lay was her pet? I couldn’t imagine my step mother giving anyone the time of day unless they have a certain number of zeros behind their net worth. She’s out for blood. She warned me. She sent a shifter to finish me off on a deserted street in the Bywater district. I barely escape with my life. Luckily, I had been on my way to check out a sex dungeon that was under new management. I manage to stumble there, bleeding everywhere. But I haven’t gone through their vetting process and the bouncer is ready to kick me out on my ass. When I come to, I meet the seven new owners. The new owners are actually the Seven Deadly Sins and they are in New Orleans to do some punishing. All seven men want a crack at killing her and she’s still out for my blood. I guess I’m plotting with the Seven Deadly Sins to take out my evil step mother. I’m in totally over my head. Have you ever seen a walking sin? It’s too much even for a Succubus. There are seven of them and I’m falling for all of them. Forbidden is a dark, adult retelling of Snow White. It contains scenes of consensual BDSM and one evil step mother.

Jb Trepagnier (Author), Ada Sinclair, Anneliese Rennie, Austin Barringer, Barclay Craig, Darcy Gray, George Kastrinos, Greg Patmore, Kae Denino, Roberto Scarlato, Tim Paige, Tor Thom (Narrator)

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The King Must Fall

When the mighty and cruel must be brought low, it's the killers and the schemers who emerge from the shadows. As plans twist and change, and our protagonists are foiled and beaten, one thing remains true: no matter the cost, the king must fall. The King Must Fall is a dark fantasy anthology featuring 19 titans of the dark and grimdark fantasy genres writing about rogues, assassins, mages, blackguards, and warriors on quests to kill their kings, rulers, captains, and leaders. Featuring stories by Devin Madson, Luke Scull, Anna Smith Spark, Anthony Ryan, Michael R Fletcher, Jeremy Szal, Lee Murray, Daniel Polansky, Shawn Speakman, Adrian Tchaikovsky, Trudi Canavan, Alex Marshall, Anna Stephens, Justin Call, Peter Orullian, Kameron Hurley, Matthew Ward, Deborah A. Wolf, and Bradley P. Beaulieu.

Adrian Collins, Adrian Tchaikovsky, Alex Marshall, Anna Smith Spark, Anna Stephens, Anthony Ryan, Bradley P. Beaulieu, Daniel Polansky, Deborah A. Wolf, Devin Madson, Jeremy Szal, Justin Call, Kameron Hurley, Lee Murray, Luke Scull, Matthew Ward, Michael R Fletcher, Mike Myers, Peter Orullian, Sarah Chorn, Shawn Speakman, Trudi Canavan (Author), Greg Patmore (Narrator)

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Nero: Matricide, Music, and Murder in Imperial Rome

A striking, nuanced biography of Nero-the controversial populist ruler and last of the Caesars-and a vivid portrait of ancient Rome "This exciting and provocative book grabs the reader while supporting its arguments with careful classical scholarship."-Barry Strauss, author of The War That Made the Roman Empire There are many infamous stories about the Roman emperor Nero: He set fire to Rome and thrummed his lyre as it burned. Cruel, vain, and incompetent, he then cleared the charred ruins and built a vast palace. He committed incest with his mother, who had schemed and killed to place him on the throne, and later murdered her. Nero has long been the very image of a bad ruler, a legacy left behind by the historians of his day, who despised him. But there is a mystery. For a long time after his death, anonymous hands laid flowers on his grave. The monster was loved. In this nuanced biography, Anthony Everitt, the celebrated biographer of classical Greece and Rome, and investigative journalist Roddy Ashworth reveal the contradictions inherent in Nero and offer a reappraisal of his life. Contrary to popular memory, the empire was well managed during his reign. He presided over diplomatic triumphs and Rome's epic conquest of Britain and British queen Boudica's doomed revolt against Nero's legions. He was also a champion of arts and culture who loved music, and he won the loyalty of the lower classes with fantastic spectacles. He did not set fire to Rome. In Nero, ancient Rome comes to life: the crowded streets that made it prone to fires, deadly political intrigues, and building projects that continuously remade the city. In this teeming and politically unstable world, Nero was vulnerable to fierce reproach from the nobility and relatives who would gladly usurp him, and he was often too ready to murder rivals. He had a vision for Rome, but, racked by insecurity, perhaps he never really had the stomach to govern it. This is the bloodstained story of one of Rome's most notorious emperors. Nero has become a byword for cruelty, decadence, and despotism, but in Anthony Everitt's hands, Nero's life is a cautionary tale about the mettle it takes to rule.

Anthony Everitt, Roddy Ashworth (Author), Greg Patmore (Narrator)

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Peter Green and the Skeleton Crew

Fourteen-year-old Peter Green can’t remember how he died. All he has are his pajamas, a silk tie, and a one-way bus ticket to Mrs. Battisworth’s Academy and Haven for Unliving Boys and Girls, a strange and spooky school for dead orphans like himself. But that’s all he needs. The Unliving Academy has everything, from vampires in the hallways to monsters in the cafeteria to ghosts in the basement. And that’s just the teachers; the students are far stranger. As Pete learns to fit in with his new supernatural schoolmates, he starts to discover his own uniquely undead abilities, and even begins enjoying his life after death...but he just can’t shake the feeling that he’s forgotten something (or somebody!) important. Somebody he left behind in the land of the living. Somebody he loved very much. Somebody who’s in terrible danger. Peter Green and the Unliving Academy is the captivating first installment of Angelina Allsop’s Unliving series of young adult fantasy novels. If you like listening to fun-filled adventures, fully realized new worlds, and the most unlikely of heroes, you’re sure to love Allsop’s spirited coming-of-age tale. Fans of Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Charlie Bone series by Jenny Nimmo, and The Nightmare Before Christmas by Tim Burton will enjoy this young adult fantasy series. You’ll love the Peter Green series if you enjoy these types of books: • Young adult and YA fantasy novels • Ghosts, zombies, and mythical beasts • Young adult adventure stories

Angelina Allsop (Author), Greg Patmore (Narrator)

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Purgatory: The Devil's Game, a LitRPG gaming adventure

Welcome to Purgatory 2.0. We’ll be with you shortly. Every battle needs a battlefield, especially in the eternal struggle between good and evil. But the unfortunate souls who are sent here don’t bide their time meekly awaiting judgment—they fight for their souls. Victor Goodspeed is a businessman, taken at the back end of his prime. He wasn’t a bad man, but he was a businessman, which didn’t tip the scales of morality in his favor. Now, he must fight for his life—his afterlife—with God and his armies of angels on one side, and the temptations of Lucifer and his minions on the other. Can Victor overcome these obstacles and secure his place in eternity? The answer awaits . . . In Purgatory. This novel is a supernatural/paranormal LitRPG adventure through the afterlife.

Ma Carlson (Author), Ada Sinclair, Greg Patmore, Johnny Heller (Narrator)

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Somebody's Doodle

How could anybody steal a dog like Gizmo … ? When petty criminals ‘Flash Harry’ Smith and Jack (‘The Lad’) Jones start nicking dogs, they soon realise they’ve bitten off more than they can chew … Their victim, Elizabeth Parker-Smyth, is a high-flying movie producer with a Grand Design of a house and a designer dog to match. Their hostages, Gizmo and Doodle, are the co-stars of her next film: Nobody’s Poodle. Their nemesis, Annie Capello, is a quirky, big-hearted pet detective, who tracks the dognappers through cyberspace and finds herself entangled in their shenanigans. SOMEBODY’S DOODLE is a fast-moving, heady mix of crime, humour, romance, and some wooftastic dogs. As it races towards the climax, the human protagonists search for truth and reconciliation and glimpse what we can all learn from Man’s Best Friend.

Nikki Attree, Richard Attree (Author), Greg Patmore (Narrator)

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Heartbreak: The Lenka Trilogy Part 1

1990. Lenka Brett, a smart but unworldly young, Irish teacher, volunteers to deliver aid when the world learns of the horrifying plight of children in Romanian orphanages. An English naval officer, Captain Simon Syrianus, volunteers to be her co-driver. Together, they join a convoy of humanitarian aid drivers known as the Rogues, the last hope for those in areas where official charities cannot enter. Lenka falls in love, but when the Rogues become the target of mercenaries, tragedy follows and she discovers her lover is not who he appeared to be.

John Righten (Author), Greg Patmore, Siobhan Waring (Narrator)

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The Australian Citizenship Ceremony

Based on true events, two men, both desperate and looking for a better life. The Australian Citizenship Ceremony tells the story of Awsame (Awe-sa-me) and Barrisa (ba-ris-a) who escape their homelands in Africa and face the trials of hunger, people smuggling, exploitation and the politics of being a modern day refugee. The hardships they face forge the characters they become with hope, determination and humour their only munition as they tackle the challenges of integration and migrant life. A colourful and enriching story. 'If you didn't laugh you'd cry'

Nathan Cummins (Author), Greg Patmore (Narrator)

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Cornerstone: The King

DESPITE FINDING THE LEGENDARY STONE AS A BOY, Jeremiah can’t shake the feeling he is destined to always be an outsider looking in. This restlessness haunts him into adulthood until he leads a quest to return the stone to its original home with his spiritual father named Padre, a fellow fugitive, a giant, and a mysterious woman named Jameela. Chased by two bands, Jeremiah and companions evade until confronted by the relic seekers and a decision. What is more important: love or freedom? This is a story of loss and grief and how the many shapes of love lead Jeremiah and Jameela to form a fiery bond, battle their internal demons, and learn the secret the queen has kept hidden for many years. But can they unlock the secrets of the stone? The fate of the Kingdom depends on it.

Michael Paul (Author), Greg Patmore (Narrator)

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The Lift

She went from riding the Tube to traveling the Milky Way. But when an alien admirer sets his sights on her, London might pay the ultimate price. Polly Granger’s life changed the instant she stepped into a London lift. Transported to another realm with two strange men as fellow passengers, she accidentally launches a successful and lucrative career as a dimension-hopping monster slayer. But after five years, a relaxing visit to her luxury Bay Area condo ends abruptly when she sees news footage of a twenty-foot-tall extraterrestrial rampaging through British streets… crying her name. Shocked when she recognises the otherworldly creature, she’s somewhat dismayed to discover its carnage is all in a declaration of love. For her. And now she’d better strap on her weapons before the UK Special Forces decide giving her up is the only option to save them all… Is this interplanetary badass about to be felled by affection? The Lift is a rollicking science fiction novella. If you like alien-blasting heroes, laugh-out-loud dialogue, and a dash of romance, then you’ll enjoy Richard Weale’s outrageous adventure. This audiobook is read by award winning narrator, Greg Patmore. Buy The Lift to press destiny’s button today!

Richard Weale (Author), Greg Patmore (Narrator)

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The Graham Saga, Books 1-3

On a muggy August day in 2001, Alexandra Lind was unexpectedly thrown backwards in time, landing in the year of Our Lord 1658. Catapulted into an unfamiliar and frightening new existence, Alex could do nothing but adapt. After all, while time-traveling in itself is a most rare occurrence, time-traveling with a return ticket is even rarer. Fortunately for Alex, she lands at the feet of Matthew Graham. No woman could ask for a better guide or protector in this strange new world of hers. Unfortunately, Matthew comes with baggage of his own, and soon enough it will be her protecting him, just as much as he defends her. This boxed set includes the first three books in the Graham Saga-all the way from how Alex first met Matthew, to their adventures in Colonial Virginia and back to a Scotland torn apart by religious conflicts and English dragoons.

Anna Belfrage (Author), Greg Patmore (Narrator)

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There Is Always a Tomorrow

The Graham Saga is the story of Matthew Graham and his time-traveler wife, Alex. Set in the seventeenth century, it follows them and their expanding family through an adventurous life set both in Scotland but principally in the Colony of Maryland. A well-researched historical setting provides the background against which the personal challenges and tragedies of the Graham Saga are set. In this the ninth book, we return to a Maryland presently torn apart by religious conflict-the hitherto so tolerant approach to various faiths is a thing of the past now that the staunchly Protestant William and Mary sit on the throne, and when Catholic friends of the Grahams end up in danger, Matthew and Alex must ride to the rescue. Meanwhile, in London, little Rachel Cooke has her entire world turned upside down the day the man she thought to be her father sells her to pay off his debts. Fortunately for Rachel, her Graham relatives set out to find her. But will they be too late?

Anna Belfrage (Author), Greg Patmore (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Greg Patmore