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Audiobooks Narrated by Dave Robison
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"They surfed a supernova. They beat the Poseidon Front. They raptured the rugrats and made the solar system safe for the most bodacious badassery. Now Suave Rob and Gigolo Jeff are bringing their epicness to your establishment.
That's right! Whether you've got problems with gropey groupies, sneaky stalkers, rapacious rivals, seriously shifty slavers, or a dangerously disastrous ducky drip, this top-notch team will put its ass on the line instead of yours.
Remember, in a solar system this big, filled with tsunamis and troublemakers and tax collectors galore, trouble always comes knocking. When your door sets to pounding with the drumming of doomy death, call Suave Rob's Amazing Ass-Saving Association.
They'll save your ass so you can live to sit another day!"
"From author of Hadrian's Flight and Suave Rob's Double-X Derring-Do! comes a new tale of hilarious gonzo adventure in the 24th century
When bastardly forces threaten, only Suave Rob can save the day!
Surfing Betelgeuse made him the galaxy's ultimate badass, but when Suave Rob Suarez gets thrown in the klink for brawling with his best bro, and forced to babysit a bevy of bratty delinquents as punishment, he figures that even badasses get the bogus end of the stick sometimes.
But egregious evil never sleeps, and when his wards get hijacked by the world's most heinous underwater overlord, Suave Rob pulls out all the stops to jump bail and embark on history's most epic high-dive. With seventy-two hours to save their bacon, the Double-X Daredevil's gotta put it all on the line to rescue the rugrats, and bring 'em back to the stars!"
"From the author of The Resurrection Junket and Ideas, Inc. One Surfboard. Two X-chromosomes. All Man. Climbing Olympus Mons put him on the map. Winning a gold medal in asteroid jumping got him great press. Children everywhere tune into watch every time he skydives from a space station. But Suave Rob Suarez likes to aim high--really high. Together with his stunt partner and their childhood hero, he aims to stage the biggest daredevil stunt in the history of the universe: Surf a supernova... Or die trying."
"This collection of fantasy short stories are from the three winners of Remastered Words 2020 audio anthology, including a tale from T. O. Munro with ‘Blighted’ which was written for the anthology.
The compilation marks our fifth year in production and was given the theme, 'One Last Chance', depicting a lone archer reaching for the last arrow from her quiver. So charge your tankards, goblets and mugs, sit back and enjoy a fabled journey or two."
"When your ass is on the line, they'll kick it off!
They surfed a supernova. They beat the Poseidon Front. They raptured the rugrats and made the solar system safe for the most bodacious badassery. Now Suave Rob and Gigolo Jeff are bringing their epicness to your establishment.
That's right! Whether you've got problems with gropey groupies, sneaky stalkers, rapacious rivals, seriously shifty slavers, or a dangerously disastrous ducky drip, this top-notch team will put its ass on the line instead of yours.
Remember, in a solar system this big, filled with tsunamis and troublemakers and tax collectors galore, trouble always comes knocking. When your door sets to pounding with the drumming of doomy death, call Suave Rob's Amazing Ass-Saving Association.
They'll save your ass so you can live to sit another day!"
"From the author of The Resurrection Junket and Ideas, Inc.
One Surfboard. Two X-chromosomes. All Man.
Climbing Olympus Mons put him on the map. Winning a gold medal in asteroid jumping got him great press. Children everywhere tune in to watch every time he skydives from a space station. But Suave Rob Suarez likes to aim high - really high. Together with his stunt partner and their childhood hero, he aims to stage the biggest daredevil stunt in the history of the universe:
Surf a supernova...or die trying."
