"ÉL PAGÓ POR SU CEREZA. ELLA LE ENTREGÓ SU... ¿VIRGINIDAD?
¿Que cómo conocí a William? Entró en mi pastelería, compró una tarta de cereza, robó un jarrón de flores y me dejó su tarjeta de visita. La verdad, no podía haber aparecido en peor momento. Mi pastelería iba cuesta abajo, mi asqueroso ex no me dejaba tranquila, y para colmo, era una virgen de veinticinco años, un detalle que mis amigos no paraban de recordarme.
Arreglar mi 'problemilla' con William era como matar moscas a martillazos. Una exageración, lo sé, pero es que William estaba tan bueno que no era normal. Tan bueno que las mujeres hacían cosas que tampoco eran normales. Tan bueno que me llevó a hacer locuras. Así que lo llamé. A lo mejor lo hice en contra del sentido común. Pero, oye, ¿a quién le importa morir a manos del martillo de William y sus duros abdominales? Ya somos dos. La verdad, sabía que acababa de meterme en un buen lío cuando soltó una carcajada y dijo con esa voz tan ronca y sensual por teléfono: 'Todavía me tienta tu cereza. ¿Haces entregas a domicilio?'
Su...
Sobre la serie 'Su...'
¡Abre las páginas de 'Su...' y prepárate para un romance donde lo absurdo es sexy y cada objeto es una tentación! En esta colección de seis novelas contemporáneas, te adentrarás en historias donde los primeros encuentros son tan excéntricos como inolvidables, y la tensión sexual se palpa en el aire.
¿Te imaginas investigar una corporación y acabar con las manos en la banana prohibida del CEO? ¿O ser una virgen panadera y que el hombre de tus sueños te robe las cerezas? Aquí, las entregas inesperadas y los arbustos con formas sugerentes son solo el comienzo. Penelope Bloom te invita a un universo lleno de diálogos ingeniosos, situaciones desternillantes y protagonistas inolvidables, que te demostrarán que el camino al amor está lleno de humor, picardía y muchas, muchas sorpresas.
¡Prepárate para reír a carcajadas y rendirte a la pasión!
Sobre Penelope Bloom
Penelope Bloom es una autora americana best seller del USA Today, con más de 50 novelas románticas autopublicadas en Amazon. Llega a España con sus novelas estrella Su banana y Su cereza."
"ÉL ES ADICTO AL POTASIO. ELLA TENÍA UN PLAN
Mi vida es un desastre con patas, torpe y balbuceante, pero esta era mi gran oportunidad. Me asignaron mi primer artículo como periodista empresarial: debía infiltrarme en Galleon Enterprises para investigar sospechas de corrupción. Solo tenía que conseguir un puesto de becaria y bordar la entrevista con el mismísimo Bruce Chamberson.
Y ahí es donde la cosa se puso... ¿jugosa? Lo último que necesitaba era atragantarme con la banana de un multimillonario, menos aún cuando tenía su nombre escrito en ella. Y claro, cuando él entró y me pilló con las manos en su fruta... te lo creas o no, no es la mejor primera impresión. Pero me contrató. Así que sí, la verdad es que me la metí en la boca. Y la mordisqueé. Incluso me la tragué. Lo sé, soy una chica mala, malísima. ¿Qué podía salir mal en esta infiltración? Spoiler: todo.
Su...
Sobre la serie 'Su...'
¡Abre las páginas de 'Su...' y prepárate para un romance donde lo absurdo es sexy y cada objeto es una tentación! En esta colección de seis novelas contemporáneas, te adentrarás en historias donde los primeros encuentros son tan excéntricos como inolvidables, y la tensión sexual se palpa en el aire.
¿Te imaginas investigar una corporación y acabar con las manos en la banana prohibida del CEO? ¿O ser una virgen panadera y que el hombre de tus sueños te robe las cerezas? Aquí, las entregas inesperadas y los arbustos con formas sugerentes son solo el comienzo. Penelope Bloom te invita a un universo lleno de diálogos ingeniosos, situaciones desternillantes y protagonistas inolvidables, que te demostrarán que el camino al amor está lleno de humor, picardía y muchas, muchas sorpresas.
¡Prepárate para reír a carcajadas y rendirte a la pasión!
Sobre Penelope Bloom
Penelope Bloom es una autora americana best seller del USA Today, con más de 50 novelas románticas autopublicadas en Amazon. Llega a España con sus novelas estrella Su banana y Su cereza."
"When my cheating ex destroyed my life, I did what any reasonable woman would do—I dove headfirst into a petty revenge scheme. After all, I've always been more of a 'go down swinging' kind of girl.
My brilliant plan? Deliver hate notes to my ex's biggest business rival until he's so fed up he hires me just to make it stop.
Too bad nobody warned me that my newest boss would be six-foot-three of grumpy, dimpled perfection—or that beneath his icy exterior beats the heart of a man who sends me scandalously demanding emails by night and gives glimpses of surprising tenderness behind his scorching glares.
Now I'm falling for the man I'm supposed to be sabotaging, stealing kisses between meetings and pretending I don't live for those moments when his perfect control slips. My ancient, possibly immortal cat judges me daily for this mess, but then again, he also judges me for showering.
I never meant to find purpose in this job or trust again after having my heart shattered. But somehow the grumpiest boss in the city has me believing in second chances—even if mine might expire the moment he discovers why I really took a job working under him.
Let's just hope this doesn't blow up in my face as badly as the time I tried to potty train my cat."
"Who doesn't love a perfect wedding?
James 'The Wedding Wrecker' Carter. That's who.
His mission is to expose cheaters, liars, and frauds before they can say 'I do.' And he's frustratingly good at his job.
And me? I'm Emma Marshall, wedding planner extraordinaire who happens to believe in things like happily ever afters, love, and the power of a perfect wedding. Or at least I did until a certain wedding wrecker gave me the best night of my life, then wrecked my biggest wedding, along with my career, the following day.
Three years later, I'm finally ready to give another big wedding a shot and rebuild my reputation. My little sister is marrying the son of one of the richest men on the planet, and they've asked me to plan everything.
Am I terrified of screwing it up? Absolutely. So imagine my horror when the wedding wrecker shows up at the mountain ski resort with the rest of the wedding party. Worse? He decides to play hero by pretending to be my boyfriend to ward off the unwanted advances of the world's creepiest groomsman.
Now I'm sharing a room with the most infuriating (and irresistible) man I've ever met. He's cynical, sexy, and has a terrible habit of making me want to break all my carefully crafted rules—rules that are supposed to keep him on his side of the bed and me on mine, among other things.
The problem? While I'm busy planning the perfect wedding, he might be plotting to wreck it. And if he does, he'll destroy my career. Again. He'll also destroy my little sister's perfect day, which is something I'm never going to let happen.
But convincing the wedding party we're legit means more 'fake' kisses than I can handle. It means being carried away from the ski slopes when I barely twist my ankle so he can 'pretend' to pamper me all day by the fireplace. Except nothing about his soft touch or the way he looks devastatingly gorgeous in those sweaters he keeps wearing feels pretend.
Worst of all, it means getting glimpses of the man beneath the emotional scars—the one whose past breaks my heart and almost makes me understand why he does what he does.
Almost."
"Nineteen-year-old Nessa Thorne expects death when she volunteers for Empire's selection. Instead, she's thrust into Confluence Academy, where students harness elemental magic and bond powerful beasts—from wolves to ancient dragons—forging themselves into the Empire's most lethal weapons.
Students are branded by affinity: water, air, earth, or fire. But Nessa's mark is different. A silver spiral—the mark of an unbound. It's a power so dangerous her kind were hunted to extinction centuries ago—or so the Empire claims.
To survive, she must hide what she is in a castle that reeks of blood, where students kill each other for advantage, and failing to tether an elemental means death.
Nessa's greatest threat may be the only other volunteer—Raith Hollow, a powerful fire affinity whose scorching gaze follows her every move and whose secrets could topple kingdoms.
Alliances are forged in blood, enemies circle like vultures, and forbidden desires close in. Death once seemed like a release from her tragic past. Now it's not an option. She'll embrace her terrible potential or watch everything she's fought for burn.
At Confluence Academy, students leave as weapons... or they don't leave at all.
A delicious slow-burning romance as dangerous as the magic? Check. A final line that will haunt you for weeks? Double check. An ending that will leave you desperate for book two? Absolutely."
"I'll tell you about the two very large pickles I've found myself in, but only if you promise not to laugh…
Pickle number one: I'm unexpectedly pregnant by an NHL star, who just so happens to be my big brother's best friend—and no, we weren't exactly dating. For reasons that totally make sense (trust me for now), I never told him about the baby.
Pickle number two: I'm about to lose my family's charming bed and breakfast unless I can get hitched within six months, thanks to an ancient deed and a ridiculous family feud.
So I made a deal with the baby's dad, Jake Summers—the dashing forward and captain of the Vermont Vandals hockey team.
Our plan? Fake an engagement, have a showy wedding, solve our little problems, then amicably split. It's simple: I keep my B&B, and he shows his team he's serious about cleaning up his act. Perfect, right?
But Jake doesn't know how to do things by halves. Before I know it, I'm in Manhattan picking out lavish engagement rings and getting swept off my feet. I'm being paraded around charity galas like a princess and becoming the envy of every woman in the country. All this while he's diving headfirst into being a dad—without knowing he actually is one. It's practically foolproof, with hardly any room for this to spectacularly blow up in our faces.
Save the date for our big, fake wedding! What could possibly go wrong?"
"Wall Street Journal bestselling author Penelope Bloom returns with a laugh-out-loud office romance about two sworn enemies who bash heads until sparks fly.
For some reason, my new boss has it out to get me.
Innocent little me? I'm just a petite, talented, darling little thorn in his side. Okay, my words, not his.
But he can't fire me unless I quit—long story. The joke's on him because I couldn't even quit chewing gum, let alone my dream job. So, I thought I had it handled.
I could survive the new boss, along with his icy dreamboat eyes and buns of steel (how he got a stick so far up a rear that tight remains a mystery). I could even endure sharing an office with heartless Mr. Heartthrob. Easy—ish.
But then I drunkenly made the challenge that changed everything. I told him I could make an interview with an arrogant jerk like him sell. His answer? Prove it.
If I fail, he gets what he wants, and I quit. If I succeed, he backs off for good.
Even if I see there's more to him with each interview, the plan is still simple. Nail the story, keep hating the boss, and finally get him off my back. At least it seemed simple until we were eating cheap takeout pizza and watching romcoms together in his bed.
What was that plan again? Write the story, nail the boss, and then he gets me on my back?
Sincerely, Up Yours is a full-length enemies-to-lovers office romance with laugh-out-loud slow-burn goodness. The bosshole to end all bossholes can't afford to fall for his smart-mouthed, strong-willed employee, but fate has other plans."
"I can explain why I'm hiring male strippers.
I can explain the want ads for saucy male companionship I'm posting. I can even explain pretending to date the city's most notorious playboy.
They say revenge is a dish best-served cold, but mine is going to be spicy, sizzling, and hilariously humiliating.
My ex, Vaughn, cheated, stole from me, and worse. I refused to be the lovable, heartbroken heroine who hides under a pile of tissues and ice cream pints. Oh no, not me.
So when the universe offers me the perfect crescendo to my plan, I know I can't refuse. Jameson Wolfe, Vaughn's arch-nemesis and business rival, wants to help me get back at my ex. We're going to fake falling head over heels for each other and then rub it all in Vaughn's face.
Jameson has his own agenda that I should probably, maybe definitely, be worried about. But how wrong could this go?
Jameson might be the city's most notorious playboy, dangerously handsome and filthy rich, but he's practically allergic to commitments. We'll emotionlessly fake date for a few weeks and cap it all off with an appearance at the company Halloween mixer. I'll be in a sensibly scandalous costume with my arm wrapped around Jameson's. Vaughn will go nuclear, and then we can all ride off into the sunset. Separately.
Sure, Jameson isn't the terrible jerk his reputation makes him out to be. And yes, I may find myself enjoying our fake dates more than I ever expected. But it's going to be fine, even if I find myself asking 'what if' when I'm supposed to be thinking 'no way.' The plan is still going to go off without a hitch.
Right?"
"Wall Street Journal bestselling author Penelope Bloom returns with a laugh-out-loud hockey romance about a double-booking that leads to a second chance nobody asked for.
After two years of culinary grind, I was about to land my dream job. Nothing, absolutely nothing, could dampen my spirits.
Or so I thought... until fate decided to hit me with a dirty little plot twist.
My cozy, one-bedroom cabin rental is double-booked. With whom, you ask?
None other than my ex, the NHL star with a knack for making headlines from his off-field conquests since we called it quits.
No big deal, though. Right? We're adults. We moved on. I'll just ace my interview, and he'll stick to his annoyingly sexy little corner. Simple.
But then he shows up looking like sin dipped in honey. Sandy blonde hair, a scar cut across his full lips, and that all-too-familiar aura of attraction.
And the spark? It's more like kindling doused in lighter fluid. One wrong look, and I know we'd be setting that bed ablaze.
He saves us both when he opens his mouth. He's not the man I dated anymore. Now, he's a challenge-seeking Casanova. All I am to him is a trophy he missed his shot at.
So I exile him to the couch and firmly decide I'm still focused on my future, not our past. Except the universe has one last curveball to throw.
The restaurant I've been dreaming of working in? Nobody told me it's his latest business venture. He's not just my ex. He's about to become my boss, too.
One Tasty Pucking Meet Cute is a full-length, second-chance romance filled with laugh-out-loud moments and electric chemistry. The last thing she expected was for her ex, now a hotshot NHL star turned restaurateur, to be her boss. Old flames reignite, and they'll have to navigate the thin ice between love and ambition."
"A runaway bride crashing in my guesthouse is the last thing I need.
I already had perfectly good holiday plans, like glaring at walls and staring moodily into distant horizons because my hockey season is officially down the drain.
She's as off-limits as it gets, but she has no car, no money, no job, and no place to stay. So I'll let her crash with me for the holidays. With my teammates and her brother already over for the holidays, I'm sure we'll barely notice her.
After all, how much trouble can one relentlessly cheerful little woman cause?
Plenty.
Usually, I'm the last guy on the team women try to warm up to, but she's not put off by my icy moods.
I'll wind up bending one rule after another because I can't seem to say 'no' to her. Taking her shopping for new underwear (don't ask). Doting on her like a lovesick puppy when she twists her ankle. Sharing steamy glances when my teammates and her brother aren't looking…
My teammates can't know how much she tempts me. Her brother certainly can't know the things I'm imagining doing to her.
We'll both keep pretending we're just having fun, even when she winds up sharing my bed in secret. We both agree it's harmless. Just casual.
But when her old life comes calling, will I keep pretending, or will I put it all on the line?"
"She’s just temporary, a momentary blip in my life. Although I have to admit she’s quite attractive, as far as blips go.
She’s also the first person my son has ever actually liked, which has to count for something.
New plan: I will not… let myself get too attached to the nanny.
I’ve always been the kind of man to keep my plans flexible. Adaptation is key. Just like I’ve had to adapt to having a beautiful woman waiting for me when I get home every night—temporarily, of course.
My son deserves better than temporary. And I won’t dangle the prospect of a happy, complete family in front of him when I know the relationship wouldn’t last. Beneath the innocent big doe eyes and the charming awkwardness, the nanny would turn out like the rest. She’d find some reason to leave. They all do.
So I’ll make one final amendment to the plan. Yes, I may think inappropriate thoughts about the nanny and get attached to the nanny, but I will not fall for the nanny.
And if I do, I will deny it until my cold dead heart freezes over."
"The wedding was going to be a fake. The only catch was nobody could know. Not even my wedding planner. Now the wedding planner thinks I’m the world’s biggest bastard. She thinks I’m in love with the woman I’m supposed to marry. She thinks a lot of things, but she doesn’t know the truth. She’s got no idea she’s going to fall for me by the time this thing is over. She’s got no idea our little hookup wasn’t meaningless—not to me at least. And worst of all? She thinks she’s safe around me. She thinks I’m off the market, that there can’t be a repeat because there’s someone else. But there’s nobody else—just her. And ever since the first taste, I knew she was all there’d ever be."
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