Audiobooks by John G. Hartness

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  6. As Good As Dead Audiobook As Good As Dead
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  8. Never Audiobook Never
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Swamp Music: A Bubba the Monster Hunter Novella Audiobook

Swamp Music: A Bubba the Monster Hunter Novella

Author: John G. Hartness Narrator: John Solo Release Date: June 2021

Bubba's facing off against the most fearsome creature in history - Florida Man! Well, not really. But kinda. Bubba's hitting the road to to help a friend when Uncle Father Joe calls for aid. Bubba rolls into Orlando to help out the defrocked priest and his scientist/were-gator girlfriend, and ends up stumbling into something much bigger than even that giant lizard's cloaca! Somebody's hunting cryptids, and it ain't him, so he needs to find out what's going on back in them swamps, and why suddenly everybody is named Director Shaw?!? Bubba will battle foes both human and cryptid, and some a little of both in this hilarious horror comedy novella. Season Five of Bubba the Monster Hunter continues with Swamp Music!

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Shinepunk: A Beauregard the Monster Hunter Collection Audiobook

Shinepunk: A Beauregard the Monster Hunter Collection

Author: John G. Hartness Narrator: John Solo Release Date: June 2021

He’s the O.B. – Original Bubba, and he’s here to bust your gut laughing. This collection of steampunk short stories is sure to leave you rolling in the aisles. Beauregard Ulysses Brabham is the moonshine-drinking, butt-kicking Great-Grandfather to today’s favorite redneck half-baked almost government agent Bubba the Monster Hunter. These stories explain how the Brabham family got mixed up in monster hunting, where his magical sword came from, and how Bubba got his inhuman tolerance for moonshine. (Hint: genetics) ShinePunk is a collection of four short stories guaranteed to make you want to twist the top off a Mason jar and down yourself a slash of that good old Mountain Dew. And we ain’t talking about anything you can buy in a convenience store. Includes – Fire on the Mountain White Lightnin’ A Haint in the Holler County Fairy Tale

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Conspiracy Theory Audiobook

Conspiracy Theory

Author: John G. Hartness Narrator: James Anderson Foster Release Date: February 2021

There are rogue government agents hunting supernatural creatures all over Charlotte. There's a bloodbath in the parking lot of a demon bar and a massacre at a shopping mall. There are protests and tear gas and riot cops and somehow Quincy F'n Harker is the one stuck in the middle of cops, monsters, and DEMON agents trying to keep them from tearing his city apart. And now there seems to be a traitor in their midst. Couple that with the revelation that Harker's guardian angel might have an ulterior motive, and you've got a web of deception and intrigue that can only be CONSPIRACY THEORY.

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Shingles Audio Collection Volume 5 Audiobook

Shingles Audio Collection Volume 5

'Stranger's Thing' by Robert Bevan: Four friends get more than they bargained for when they break into a seemingly abandoned research lab. 'Jizz World' by Rick Gualtieri: Zach Johnson was an idiot. So, when given the chance to wish for anything the universe had to offer, only one thing came to mind: he wanted his life to be just like a porno. 'The Shingling' by Steve Wetherell: Johnny Terry, a recovering meth addict, is excited to start his new life as the caretaker at the Underpass Motel. Unfortunately, the Underpass is haunted by the ghosts of dead porn stars. 'The Haunting of Whore House' by Robert Bevan: Lucy and her brother, Junkie, find out that moving was only the beginning of their troubles when they encounter the ghost of a little boy in the woods. 'Snatched: Grandma Annie and the Cooter of Doom' by John G. Hartness: Jefferson Smith decides to shadow a detective, a coroner, and an OB/GYN for Career Week, with unexpected results. '28 Dicks Later' by EM Kaplan: When a mysterious illness spreads like wildfire through Boneville, it's do or die time for Willie. Will she rise to the occasion? Contains mature themes.

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Inflection Point Audiobook

Inflection Point

Author: John G. Hartness Narrator: James Anderson Foster Release Date: June 2020

His uncle has been kidnapped. A shadowy government agency is torturing cryptids in his city. His Sanctuary has been revoked from the one place he could drink safely. There's a medusa at the mall. A fairy princess might have just summoned an Old One in a public park. Quincy Harker really wishes he'd just stayed in Memphis. But he didn't. He came home, to find out that a secret government agency has gone rogue and kidnapped Luke, along with literally dozens of other cryptids, faeries, lycanthropes, and monsters. Now Harker and his crew have to rescue Luke and take down a massive government conspiracy while keeping escaped monsters from destroying Charlotte! There are times in a person's life when they know that nothing will ever be the same. This is one of those times. This is Quincy Harker's Inflection Point.

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Shingles Audio Collection Volume 4 Audiobook

Shingles Audio Collection Volume 4

Shingles Audio Collection Volume 4 begins with 'Carnival of Psychos.' In this story, Richie Spoonerman finds himself being chased by a psychotic clown in the Maze of Mirrors at the carnival. In 'That Time of the Month,' Molly Stein's life was hard enough before she started noticing some weird changes. For one, a suspicious number of people seem to be exploding around her. In 'The Sober Slayers,' Katie McCallister wants to slay dragons, save the kingdom, and become a hero, but all she finds around the gaming table are jerks. But then she and her friends discover a magic book, one that transports them into the game itself. The collection continues with 'I Know What You Dicked Last Summer.' As everyone knows, when a bunch of attractive teens meet up at a secluded cabin, there's only ever one winner. And that winner is violent death. 'Just Say Gnome' asks, How many problems in your life would be solved by a garden gnome that eats people and shits cocaine? And finally, in 'Jingle My Balls,' Jeff just wanted to get a twelve-pack and drink away the night before Christmas Eve. But something went awry, and he came home to find a horny elf twerking in his living room. Contains mature themes.

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Raptor Audiobook

Raptor

Author: John G. Hartness Narrator: Kristin James Release Date: September 2019

She was a Marine, but an RPG took her career, her arms, and nearly her life. Now she's been reborn as part of the secret TECH Ops program, but Sheila Hewson is no phoenix rising from the ashes. Call her Raptor. They are TECH Ops, a secret project blending human beings and high technology into modern-day super soldiers with incredible power. But after a terrorist attack leaves most of the dozen operatives dead, Raptor and her Delta Team have to find out who's responsible. But their mysterious enemy is relentless, trying again and again to discredit and destroy every aspect of the TECH Ops program. If they can't get to the bottom of these attacks, TECH Ops will be over, and Raptor and the entire team will be shut down. For good. Raptor is a near future science fiction adventure novel from John G. Hartness, award-winning creator of the Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter series and the Black Knight Chronicles, among many other titles.

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Carl Perkins' Cadillac Audiobook

Carl Perkins' Cadillac

Author: John G. Hartness Narrator: James Anderson Foster Release Date: September 2019

Where do you go when you've saved the world but given up everything and everyone you love in the process? The home of the blues, of course! Quincy Harker has retreated to Memphis to lick his wounds and get started on building a new life for himself. He's determined to be a normal guy (almost) living a (mostly) normal life working as a bouncer in a (not even a little bit) normal bar. But it all goes sideways when someone asks for his help with a little demon problem. Harker knows there's no such thing as a little demon problem. He's right, of course, because his demon problem includes hellhounds, dragons, djinn, angels, artifacts, secret government agencies, and a high school prom. This could absolutely be Quincy Harker's most dangerous outing yet, and that's before we even mention the explosions!

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All Knight Long Audiobook

All Knight Long

Author: John G. Hartness Narrator: Joe Hempel Release Date: July 2019

Saving the world was only the beginning . . . Detective Jimmy Black's life as an accidental crime lord and Vampire Master of Charlotte has him longing for the days when the bad guys had neon signs above their heads and a couple of well-placed bullets won the day. Now he spends more time balancing books than kicking butts, and that doesn't make for a happy vampire. When a missing person case lands in the lap of Black Knight Investigations, Jimmy and his partner, Greg Knightwood, jump happily back into action-until their missing person rises as an uncontrollable vampire and all signs point to a supernatural coup orchestrated by an unknown vampire of immense power. With the case going sideways, more missing girls, and a new cop in town way too curious about Jimmy's perennial youth, life in Charlotte is about to get interesting again.

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Shingles Audio Collection Volume 2 Audiobook

Shingles Audio Collection Volume 2

Tantor Audio presents six must-listen stories from the horror comedy series Shingles. Shingles Audio Collection Volume 2 begins with 'Terror on Hypo Beach,' in which a family vacation turns out to be anything but ordinary. In 'Put Your Hand in My Ass,' Will needs a mentor for the upcoming high school talent show. What he gets is Sloppy-an enchanted puppet with weird sexual proclivities and an extremely problematic approach to comedy. The collection continues with 'Demon Load.' When a freak accident brings his new washing machine to life, Dave begins to fear that it could lead to a nightmare future, one in which mankind has been permanently pressed out of existence. 'Slaughter on Giggletime Mountain' brings listeners to the reopening of a long-closed amusement park-one with a deadly history. Then, in 'It Came from My Butthole,' Cooter, the son of an out-of-work rodeo clown, eats a taco that changes his life forever. In the collection's final story, 'Slow Ride,' Terry's suddenly way more attractive to members of the opposite sex now that he has Sylvia, his 1979 El Camino. But what happens when the car gets jealous? Contains mature themes.

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Salvation: Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Year Four Audiobook

Salvation: Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Year Four

Author: John G. Hartness Narrator: James Anderson Foster Release Date: April 2019

From John G. Hartness, a must-listen collection of four Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter novellas She Talks to Angels: In the fifth part of the Quincy Harker crossover series, Gabby helps hunt down a rogue archangel in St. Louis, learning more about herself, about history, and about that cute doctor's son than she expected. Shout at the Devil: The Quest for Glory continues as Quincy Harker travels west to hunt down a rogue Archangel and avenge the murder of a good friend. Angel of Harlem: The Quest for Glory rushes toward its conclusion as Quincy Harker steps in for a missing Shadow Council member and goes to New York City to find the last Archangel. But when pieces of his past come back to haunt him, Quincy must face feelings long buried and horrors brand new. Sympathy for the Devil: It's been a two-year quest that has spanned the continent, and now Quincy Harker is crossing dimensions to do battle with Lucifer and restore his Guardian Angel Glory's divinity. Is he really hero enough to stand toe to toe with the Devil himself and come out alive?

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Shingles Audio Collection Volume 1 Audiobook

Shingles Audio Collection Volume 1

Tantor Audio presents six must-listen stories from the horror comedy series Shingles. The collection begins with "The Ghost of Hooker Alley," which introduces listeners to ten-year-old Sarah and six-year-old Tommy. After a quick bus ride into town to buy a gun, Sarah and Tommy think their problems are all but solved. That is, until a creepy weirdo follows them into an alley. But they aren't the only ones in that alley . . . "The Monkey's Penis" features Chris, a teenage boy who receives a birthday gift unlike any other. In "Gary's Children," a man's quest for stress relief leads to terror, and an unexpected kidnapping takes place in "Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger." "Zombies Ate My Homework" is set in the middle of a zombie outbreak. Todd, his brother Andy, his best friend Tarik, and their tomboy friend Mikayla are forced to take shelter in the first place they can find-an adult novelty store. In the final story, "The Legend of Jimmy Headshot," the zombie apocalypse is upon us. The dead have risen from their graves to feed upon the flesh of the living, and twelve-year-old Jimmy couldn't be happier about it. Contains mature themes.

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