Audiobooks by C. S. Johnson

Adversity is her strength ... After locating the man who betrayed AB, and uncovering the mystery of the Alternants, Kallie's happy to only think of never being Fatgirl ever again when Zeus is captured. She has no choice but to save him, and with the help of her friends, family, and allies, Kallie vows to just that -- but even with all their resources, it's still not enough to prevent devastating loss. What kind of hero can't save someone? From award-winning author C. S. Johnson, Fatgirl is a serial, episodic work of fiction, with a blend of satire, superhero fiction, and contemporary genres. Don't miss this stunning and brave series!

C. S. Johnson (Author), Jennifer Groberg (Narrator)

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Fatgirl Box Set #4: Episodes 11-13

FATGIRL: EPISODES 11-13 BOX SET (FATGIRL OMNIBUS COLLECTION #4) You'll never look at doughnuts the same way ever again. THE END IS IN SIGHT ... AND KALLIE WILL BE IN TEARS BY THE END OF IT. After all the work Kallie, AB, and Zeus have all put in to stop the Alterants and find AB's betrayer, they're almost there. They just have a few more mildly insane things to take care of first. Seriously, how did Amory eat a doughnut -- radioactivity aside? Is Blake maybe not as perfect as Kallie once believed -- and maybe not as bad as Amory fears? When did Kallie's mom get back into town? And then, why does the Darling Doughnut Factory have to be the site of the final battle between AB and her archnemesis? WHO IS GOING TO DIE???? All the big questions are there to be answered in this bittersweet, overly sweet Omnibus installment of Fatgirl! INCLUDES: Fatgirl: White Privilege Fatgirl: Finale, Part One Fatgirl: Finale, Part Two Perfect for anyone who's ever felt out of place or never felt completely prepared to grow up, especially when hope seems impossible and help is just out of reach. Fatgirl is a satirical, science fiction superhero series about growing up, PC culture, and diet culture from award-winning, genre-hopping author C. S. Johnson. Perfect for fans of Marvel, Mean Girls, and The Golden Girls!

C. S. Johnson (Author), Jennifer Groberg (Narrator)

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Fatgirl: Finale, Part One

Stunning and Brave ... For Fatgirl, everything has come down to this -- and it's more awful than even Kallie could've imagined. With her dad held captive at the Darling Donut factory, Kallie and AB race to the scene. And while Kallie's too scared to do much more than follow AB's lead, she's left speechless as AB does the unthinkable: Consume one of her own radioactive doughnuts. But even that's not the most surprising event for the evening, as Kallie and AB are soon joined by several familiar faces, and more secrets are revealed. And then there's an even more devastating twist as Zeus arrives on the scene ... Fatgirl is a superhero satire series with plenty of guts, heart, and snark from award-winning, genre-hopping author C. S. Johnson. Do-nut miss it!

C. S. Johnson (Author), Jennifer Groberg (Narrator)

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The Order of the Crystal Daggers: A Historical Spy Romance Series

THE ORDER OF THE CRYSTAL DAGGERS A HISTORICAL SPY ROMANCE SERIES Includes: Kingdom of Ash and Soot, Book 1 Prince of Secrets and Shadows, Book 2 Night of Blood and Beauty, A Companion Novella Heart of Hope and Fear, Book 3 City of Light and Sun, A Companion Novella Everyone has secrets. Everyone lies. Everyone has regrets. PRAGUE, 1870. For the last ten years, nineteen-year-old Eleanora Svobodová has worked as a servant in her stepmother’s household. Along with her older brother, she dreams of the day they will be free to live life on their own terms. But everything changes when their estranged grandmother comes to Prague on behalf of Queen Victoria. Throughout Bohemia, a string of murders and secret whispers hint at a larger coup. As the leader of the Order of the Crystal Daggers, an ancient order of spies and soldiers that protect kingdoms and their rulers, Lady Penelope is determined to discover the perpetrators. And to do this, she eagerly pulls Eleanora into her plans. As she undergoes training in the life of a spy, Eleanora soon finds herself caught up in several adventures; she falls in love with a secretive rogue, finds the hidden heir to the throne of Bohemia, and traverses into the dark, magical worlds hidden throughout the city of Prague. But soon, her family’s past secrets, intertwined with the history of the Order, lead to increasing division among her allies. Will Eleanora and the Order come together to stop war from coming to all of Europe, or will their quarrels destroy them – and others? Full of fun, history, secrets, betrayals, and family dysfunction, The Order of the Crystal Daggers is a historical spy romance series from award-winning author C. S. Johnson.

C. S. Johnson (Author), Elias Kahlil, Hannah Sarafian, William Hoyle (Narrator)

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City of Light and Sun

PARIS, 1874 Everyone has dreams. Benedict Svoboda knows what it means to experience loss. After the death of his mother, the rejection of his father, and the loss of his mentor, Ben is determined all the more to protect those in his care—and none more so than his beloved wife, Marguerite. However, Marguerite is no stranger to espionage. Having worked with Lady Penelope Ollerton-Wellesley and the Order of the Crystal Daggers for many years, Marguerite is able—and perhaps too eager—to work with Ben on his various missions, despite his objections. After arriving in Paris to oversee the signing of the Second Treaty of Saigon, their mission is soon interrupted by the theft of a priceless painting—and Ben is the primary suspect. Now, to find the true culprit and prove his innocence, Ben must work with Marguerite, even as they realizes not all is as it seems, and there is more danger yet to face …

C. S. Johnson (Author), William Hoyle (Narrator)

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One Flew Through the Dragon Heart

A Chinese Legend. A British Secret. Star-Crossed Lovers with Incompatible Magic. Brixton Flew works as a professor of wielder instruction at Rembrandt Academy, hoping to erase the regrets of his youth along with the resulting debt. But when he comes face to face with his biggest regret—the woman who broke his heart, Adelaide Favan—Brixton soon realizes his troubles have only begun. Unable to control her magic, Adelaide knew leaving Brixton was the only way to protect him when they were younger. Now she discovers he is the key to recovering the Dragon Eyes, a legendary treasure connected to her magic and her family's disgraced legacy—and she knows the risk is great, to both his life and her heart. With others seeking the power of the Dragon Eyes, Brixton and Adelaide must outwit their foes and face down their families to save London from an ancient legend that sleeps beneath the magic portal in their city. But the renewed passion growing between them may prove to be the greater peril ... One Flew Through the Dragon Heart is the first book in a new steampunk series by C.S. Johnson, blending together history, romance, mecha-dragons and magic against the glittering backdrop of 1880’s Victorian London.

C. S. Johnson (Author), Hannah Sharafian (Narrator)

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Fatgirl: White Privilege

Sisters at heart ... After a long, adventurous and exhausting spring break, Kallie's almost ready to go back to school just so she can forget about her mother, trouble with Azure, and especially everything that happened with Zeus. But trouble never takes a break, especially when Kallie's certain AB's enemy is targeting her friends and turning them into Alterants -- and when Amory reaches out to Fatgirl over her website, Kallie fears the worst. But her worst fears are nothing compared to Amory's ...

C. S. Johnson (Author), Jennifer Groberg (Narrator)

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Fatgirl: Lard Boy

Love at first bite ... Kallie -- as her super-sized, super-hero self -- has had a hard day, and literally the last thing she needs is to find out another Alterant is running loose. And when AB's Phi-ger goes off, she's hardly pleased. But genuine worry starts to overtake her as this time, it's Zeus who's digested the radioactive doughnuts. If he's compromised, Zeus could easily reveal Fatgirl's true identity to the world, and what else could be his worst fear? Along with AB, Kallie races over to save him. Only to be met with the shock of her life ...

C. S. Johnson (Author), Jennifer Groberg (Narrator)

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Azure Skies

We'll have a gay, old time ... There's nothing worse than a long ride in the car with AB, or so Kallie thinks as they head off to the Fairview Mountain Rehab Center to pay a visit to Trevor Darlington. But once they arrive, she finds there are some things that are indeed worse than Abuela-Blanca's kami-nazi driving -- such as running into Azure, her fashion designer from Model Middle America. Only he's not Azure -- or is he? Maybe? There's nothing 'Azure' about the pasty-faced, non-makeup wearing man who shares Azure's face, any more than Kallie is truly 'Arlanda.' Kallie's more than certain it's a twin thing, even as he begs her to keep his truly devastating secret for fear of losing his job, his clout, and his reputation ... But when he consumes a radioactive doughnut, Kallie has no room for hesitation, and she fears her promise suddenly just got a lot harder to keep ... Azure Skies is episode 9 in C. S. Johnson's superhero satire serial, Fatgirl. You'll never look at doughnuts the same way after consuming this series!

C. S. Johnson (Author), Jennifer Groberg (Narrator)

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Fatgirl: Episodes 7-10: Box Set #3

FATGIRL: EPISODES 7-10 BOX SET (FATGIRL OMNIBUS COLLECTION #3) You'll never look at doughnuts the same way again. Kallie's come a long way from accidentally stuffing her face full of Abuela-Blancha's radioactive doughnuts. Now, Kallie's actually almost confident she can handle anything -- even if it means standing up to her best frenemy, especially when Amory declares no one in their group of friends will have a date for the Spring Fling. Too bad Kallie's set to miss it anyway, since AB needs to go to Fort Lauderdale to confront ZZ over who gave her AB's stolen doughnut recipe. Along the way, Kallie will face difficult, challenging questions that have life-altering answers: What's so great about Florida, anyway? Just who is this Agent Grey who's on the scene? WHY IS HER MOTHER IN FLORIDA? Also, why did Max Powers become a police officer? And how can Azure's real be name ... 'Stan' ... really, seriously? Find out in this sweet, surprising Omnibus installment of Fatgirl! INCLUDES: Fatgirl: Spring Fling Fatgirl: Black Powers Fatgirl: Azure Skies Fatgirl: Lard Boy Fatgirl is a satirical, science fiction superhero series about growing up, PC culture, and diet culture from award-winning, genre-hopping author C. S. Johnson. Perfect for fans of Marvel, Mean Girls, and The Golden Girls!

C. S. Johnson (Author), Jennifer Groberb (Narrator)

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Pie Spy

Plum stuck ... Garland Morris is an easy-going guy -- eager to please, quick with a smile, and always interested in a good gamble. For years, he's enjoyed his job at the First Bank of Fairmont, especially since it provides him the stability he needs to be a little adventurous when it comes to hedging his bets. But when Charles Piper and Orpah Abraham, Fairview's most respected judge and one of Alabama's most prominent media figures, approach him, each asking for a 'special request' regarding the bank's financial records, Morris finds himself stuck between a rock and a hard place. Either choice will cost him, and Morris knows when he's being forced to bet it all ... Will he be able to bear the damages?

C. S. Johnson (Author), William Hoyle (Narrator)

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Black Powers

What happens when a cop eats a radioactive doughnut? Upon their return from a largely disappointing trip to Florida, Kallie and AB are both expecting a slow week. However, their expectations are quickly subverted when Zeus asks Kallie for a favor, and AB finds out there are still more radioactive doughnuts out in the city -- and one's been eaten by none other than Officer Max Powers, the same man who'd helped Kallie the night of her Model Middle America audition. And when Officer Powers becomes his greatest fear -- a man with nothing left to lose, wildly desperate to enact vengeance against his brother's killer -- Kallie and AB have new, unpleasant questions to answer: Why was he targeted? How is he connected to the other Alterants? Is there someone else out there with AB's stolen recipe? If only they can get him back to his normal self first ... From award-winning author C. S. Johnson, Fatgirl is a serial, episodic work of fiction, with a blend of satire, superhero fiction, and contemporary genres. Do-nut miss it!

C. S. Johnson (Author), Jennifer Groberg (Narrator)

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