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Louise Rennison - Author

About the Author

Louise Rennison lives in Brighton, a place that she likes to think of as the San Francisco of the South Coast. Which is sad as it is nothing like San Francisco, being mainly pebbles and large people in tiny swimming knickers who have gone bright red in the sun. Although she lives in Brighton in reality, in her mind she lives somewhere exotic with a manservant called Juan.

When Louise was 15, her parents decided to emigrate to Wairakei in New Zealand. Its main claim to fame is that it had some of the most violent geothermal activity in the world. "When we had Sunday lunch in the back garden, the tables heaved and lurched around, and the trees went backwards and forwards. That was because underneath the table, underneath the earth's surface, thousands of cubic feet of molten steam was trying to get out … and kill us!" Louise's dad had his shoes blown off by a rogue bore.

Louise's research for her books requires many hours hanging around with 14-year-olds which is, as she says, "Brilliant - the best fun known to humanity. It's all boys, make-up, laughing and, er, that's it.”

Featured books by Louise Rennison

Other books by Louise Rennison

La rascruce de... dresuri

La rascruce de... dresuri

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 06/08/2015

Uau. Asta e. Asta înseamna c-am crescut. Pe cont propriu, la Scoala de Arte. Deci ramâi cu bine, Tallulah, fata suie, si hellooooo, Lullah, star pe scena si..... opaa. O. Pa.Tallulah Casey este pregA titA sA -E i descopere partea artisticA E i sA -E i facA noi prieteni.La E coala de Arte din Yorkshire Dales, unde nu existA magazine de haine sau cosmetice, ci mlaE tini, pA duri, un han fioros E i multe oi, Tallulah va descoperi, în ciuda atmosferei stranii desprinse parcA din La rA scruce de vânturi, un grup de prietene pe care te poE i bizui E i talente artistice nebA nuite. Tot acolo se va ataE a, deE i nu fusese prevA zut, de un pui de bufniE A .Cititoarele în pragul adolescenE ei vor râde cu gura pânA la urechi de peripeE iile puE toaicei cu simE ul umorului E i picioare cam prea lungi...

Misadventures of Tallulah Casey 3-Book Collection: Withering Tights, A Midsummer Tights Dream and A Taming of the Tights

Misadventures of Tallulah Casey 3-Book Collection: Withering Tights, A Midsummer Tights Dream and A Taming of the Tights

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 02/01/2014

Three hilarious Tallulah Casey novels by Queen of Comedy and bestselling author of Angus, Thongs and Full-frontal Snogging!Laugh your tights off at the (VERY) amateur dramatics of Talullah Casey at performing arts college in this award-winning trilogy.Withering Tights:So Dother Hall isn't quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting, but once she starts her 'FAME! I'm gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I'm gonna fill my tiiiiights' summer course things are bound to perk up.Especially when the boys arrive.When DO the boys arrive?A Midsummer Tights Dream:It's new term at Dother Hall and Tallulah can't wait to see her pals again, Charlie and the boys from Woolfe Academy and maybe even bad boy Cain... And could that be the bright lights of Broadway calling? And more importantly, for who?The Taming of the Tights:Tallulah is putting all thoughts of Cain behind her. He is literally an animal in trousers... oo-er. Not like nice boy Charlie (who she's totally not thinking about either). But whilst the Tree Sisters chase those golden slippers of applause, Dr Lightowler seems hell-bent on spoiling everything. Can Tallulah make it through another term? And will she resist the call of that wild boy?

The Taming Of The Tights

The Taming Of The Tights

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 02/01/2014

The tights run wild and free in this hilarious new novel from the Queen of Comedy! Tallulah Casey is putting all thoughts of wild boy Cain behind her. He is literally an animal in trousers... oo-er. Not like nice boy Charlie (who she's totally not thinking about either). The Tree Sisters are chasing those golden slippers of applause at performing arts college but Dr Lightowler seems hell-bent on spoiling everything for Tallulah. And with all her mates loved up, can Tallulah resist the call of her wild boy?

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-3

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-3

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 01/08/2013

Uniquely funny teenage diaries of the irresistibly hilarious Georgia - the first three books together - oo-er!Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging (book 1):There are so many things very wrong with my life.* The boy I like hates me and prefers a wet weed with sticky-out ears.* My so-called 'pet', Angus, just spat at me.* I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.'It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!' (book 2):* It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God.* I think I have snog withdrawal.* I wonder if the Sex God is having second thoughts about me because of my nose...'Knocked out by my nunga-nungas' (book 3):* My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe.* I've just inspected my legs. I look like I've got hairy trousers on.

Taming Of The Tights

Taming Of The Tights

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 04/07/2013

The tights run wild and free in this hilarious new novel from the Queen of Comedy!Tallulah Casey is putting all thoughts of wild boy Cain behind her. He is literally an animal in trousers... oo-er. Not like nice boy Charlie (who she's totally not thinking about either).The Tree Sisters are chasing those golden slippers of applause at performing arts college but Dr Lightowler seems hell-bent on spoiling everything for Tallulah.And with all her mates loved up, can Tallulah resist the call of her wild boy?

A Midsummer Tights Dream

A Midsummer Tights Dream

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 05/07/2012

It's the hotly anticipated sequel to the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, WITHERING TIGHTS - laugh your tights off as Tallulah Casey and her bonkers mates return for a new term at Dother Hall performing arts college. Boys, snogging and bad acting guaranteed! Yaroooo! Tallulah's triumphant Heathcliff in `Wuthering Heights' the comedy musical was enough to secure her place at Dother Hall performing arts college for another term. She can't wait to see her pals again, Charlie and the boys from Woolfe Academy and maybe even bad boy Cain... Could the bright lights of Broadway be calling? And for who? Find out in the next Misadventures of Tallulah Casey. Praise for WITHERING TIGHTS: I don't know how, but Louise Rennison has done it again. Tallulah is even funnier, warmer, and sweeter than her cousin Georgia Nicolson. I fell in love with Withering Tights, and you will too! - Meg Cabot, author of The Princess Diaries and Abandon series

MIDSUMMER TIGHTS DREAM (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 2)

MIDSUMMER TIGHTS DREAM (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 2)

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 03/05/2012

It's the hotly anticipated sequel to the winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize, WITHERING TIGHTS - laugh your tights off as Tallulah Casey and her bonkers mates return for a new term at Dother Hall performing arts college. Boys, snogging and bad acting guaranteed!Yaroooo! Tallulah's triumphant Heathcliff in 'Wuthering Heights' the comedy musical was enough to secure her place at Dother Hall performing arts college for another term. She can't wait to see her pals again, Charlie and the boys from Woolfe Academy and maybe even bad boy Cain...Could the bright lights of Broadway be calling? And for who? Find out in the next Misadventures of Tallulah Casey.Praise for WITHERING TIGHTS:"e;I don't know how, but Louise Rennison has done it again. Tallulah is even funnier, warmer, and sweeter than her cousin Georgia Nicolson. I fell in love with Withering Tights, and you will too!"e; - Meg Cabot, author of The Princess Diaries and Abandon series

Withering Tights

Withering Tights

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 01/11/2011

Tallulah Casey is ready to find her inner artist. And some new mates. And maybe a boy or two or three. The ticket to achieving these lofty goals? Enrolling in a summer performing arts program, of course. Shes bound for the wilds of Yorkshire Dales eerily similar to the windswept moors of Wuthering Heights. Tallulah expects new friends, less parental interference, and lots of drama. Acting? Tights? Moors? Check, check, check. What she doesnt expect is feeling like a tiny bats barging around in her mouth when she has her first snog. Bestselling author Louise Rennison returns with her trademark wit, a hilarious new cast, and a brand-new cheeky heroine who is poised to discover plenty of opportunities for (mis)adventure!

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (vol 9 and 10) Stop in the Name of Pants! / are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (vol 9 and 10) Stop in the Name of Pants! / are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 29/09/2011

The brilliantly funny final novels (9th and 10th) in the GEORGIA NICOLSON series, out now in gorgey new paperback omnibus edition by recent winner of the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE.`Stop in the name of pants!':Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty's life is never simple...`Are these my basoomas I see before me?':It's the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary!Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve?Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store?Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)!And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh?Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only?Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh - unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS...

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (vol 7 and 8) Startled by His Furry Shorts! / Luuurve is a Many Trousered Thing

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (vol 7 and 8) Startled by His Furry Shorts! / Luuurve is a Many Trousered Thing

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 07/07/2011

The brilliantly funny seventh and eighth novels in the GEORGIA NICOLSON series, out now in gorgey new paperback omnibus edition by recent winner of the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE.`Startled by his furry shorts':Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why?* One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip.* Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me...* But then I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!!* I would rather snog my cat, Angus!* He has certainly got nicer legs... Well, more of them anyway.`Luuurve is a many trousered thing':The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not!Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh - unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS...

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (vol 5 and 6) And That's When it Fell off in My Hand / Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (vol 5 and 6) And That's When it Fell off in My Hand / Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 03/02/2011

The brilliantly funny fifth and sixth novels in the GEORGIA NICOLSON series, out now in gorgey new paperback omnibus edition by recent winner of the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE. 11.20a.m.This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.11.25a.m.Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.11.28a.m.And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.12.00p.m.It is soooo boring being brokenhearted... ...but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to remain the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.

Withering Tights

Withering Tights

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 03/02/2011

Winner of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize 2010! The misadventures of Tallulah Casey... Hilarious new series from Queen of Teen - laugh your tights off at the (VERY) amateur dramatic antics of Talullah and her bonkers mates. Boys, snogging and bad acting guaranteed! Picture the scene: Dother Hall performing arts college somewhere Up North, surrounded by rolling dales, bearded cheesemaking villagers (male and female) and wildlife of the squirrely-type. On the whole, it's not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting... but once her mates turn up and they start their `FAME! I'm gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I'm gonna fill my tiiiiights' summer course things are bound to perk up. Especially when the boys arrive. (When DO the boys arrive?) Six weeks of parent-free freedom. BOY freedom. Freedom of expression... cos it's the THEATRE dahling, theatre!!

'Knocked Out By My Nunga-Nungas.'

'Knocked Out By My Nunga-Nungas.'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 06/01/2011

Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison's fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Jas said, "e;Well, what happened?"e;And I said, "e;Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged."e;"e;So it was like..."e;"e;Yeah... a snogging fest."e;"e;Sacre bleu!"e;Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, "e;But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me."e;"e;Oo-er..."e;"e;D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things."e;"e;Was he dancing?"e;"e;No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas... "e;Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT)."e;

Dancing In My Nuddy Pants

Dancing In My Nuddy Pants

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 06/01/2011

Georgia thought she had put her 'red-bottomosity' to rest when she finally chose Robbie the Sex God over Dave the Laugh. Anyway, Dave the Laugh is now dating her friend Ellen (which didn't stop Georgia from snogging him at a party...)But when Dave breaks up with Ellen and the Sex God is never around, Georgia doesn't know what to do! As always, in Georgia's life, nothing ever turns out as planned!

Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging

Angus, Thongs And Full-Frontal Snogging

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 11/11/2010

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's first audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. There are six things very wrong with my life:1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2. It is on my nose. 3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'. 5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma's that are weighing up against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter - afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew - she's really got her work cut out!

'It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers!'

'It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers!'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 11/11/2010

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God... I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up... I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good... It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose... I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.

Withering Tights (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 1)

Withering Tights (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 1)

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 08/07/2010

The misadventures of Tallulah Casey...Hilarious new series from Queen of Teen - laugh your tights off at the (VERY) amateur dramatic antics of Talullah and her bonkers mates. Boys, snogging and bad acting guaranteed!Picture the scene: Dother Hall performing arts college somewhere Up North, surrounded by rolling dales, bearded cheesemaking villagers (male and female) and wildlife of the squirrely-type.On the whole, it's not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting... but once her mates turn up and they start their 'FAME! I'm gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I'm gonna fill my tiiiiights' summer course things are bound to perk up.Especially when the boys arrive. (When DO the boys arrive?)Six weeks of parent-free freedom.BOY freedom.Freedom of expression...cos it's the THEATRE dahling, theatre!!

'... and that's when it fell off in my hand.'

'... and that's when it fell off in my hand.'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 08/07/2010

11.20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas. 11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00 p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenheartedBut Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.

'... then he ate my boy entrancers.'

'... then he ate my boy entrancers.'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 08/07/2010

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's sixth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Follow up to the hilarious number one bestselling hardback "e;...and that's when it fell off in my hand."e; Read by Louise Rennison. Laugh your socks off at Georgia's tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land, and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be...? Surely not! MS not yet delivered.

'...startled by his furry shorts!'

'...startled by his furry shorts!'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 08/07/2010

Number one bestselling author Louise Rennison's seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager, Georgia Nicolson. You'll laugh your knickers off! Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS. MS not yet delivered.

'Luuurve is a many trousered thing...'

'Luuurve is a many trousered thing...'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 08/07/2010

The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope now that all three boys of her dreams actually want her to be their girlfriend? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not!You'll laugh your knickers off at Georgia's hilarious confessions.

Are these my basoomas I see before me?

Are these my basoomas I see before me?

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 04/02/2010

Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here in all new packaging! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets all over again! It's the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cake shop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snog-master Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her one and only? So many boys, so little time...

Are these my basoomas I see before me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 10)

Are these my basoomas I see before me? (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 10)

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 25/06/2009

Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's tenth book of confessions from crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson!It's the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary!Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve?Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store?Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)!And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh?Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only?

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (3 and 4) Knocked out by My Nunga-Nungas / Dancing in My Nuddy Pants

Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (3 and 4) Knocked out by My Nunga-Nungas / Dancing in My Nuddy Pants

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 05/01/2009

The brilliantly funny third and fourth novels in the series `Knocked out by my nunga-nungas' and Dancing in my nuddy pants', out now in gorgey new paperback omnibus edition by recent winner of the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE. Yeah... it was a snogging fest. Sacre bleu! Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me. Oo-er... D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things. Was he dancing? No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas... Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT). Enjoy vair hilarious exploits of Georgia and pals in this fabbity-fab special omnibus edition.

'Stop in the name of pants!' (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 9)

'Stop in the name of pants!' (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 9)

Author: Louise Rennison Format: eBook Release Date: 01/07/2008

Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson!Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty's life is never simple...More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia Nicolson.

`Luuurve is a many trousered thing...'

`Luuurve is a many trousered thing...'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 04/02/2008

Brilliantly funny teenage angst author Louise Rennison's eighth novel about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson, now repackaged and looking fabber than ever. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can't fail to make you laugh out loud. The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope juggling all three boys of her dreams? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Or will this just lead to confusionosity and merde?

`Luuurve is a many trousered thing...'

`Luuurve is a many trousered thing...'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 02/07/2007

Sound the Cosmic Horn! Bestselling author Louise Rennison's eigth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson is out now! The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope now that all three boys of her dreams actually want her to be their girlfriend? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not! You'll laugh your knickers off at Georgia's hilarious confessions.

`...startled by his furry shorts!'

`...startled by his furry shorts!'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 05/02/2007

Bestselling author Louise Rennison's seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson - repackaged and guaranteed to get you laughing your knickers off! Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why? * One minute he was snogging me, and then the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip. * Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me... * But then I might snog him after she has snogged him, which would mean I have practically snogged her!!! Erlack! * I would rather snog my cat, Angus! * He has certainly got nicer legs... Well, more of them anyway. Georgia is on the `rack of luuurve' once more... Will Masimo the Italian Stallion agree to be her one and only boyfriend? How does she really feel about her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh? And has Robbie the Sex God really gone for good? You'll laugh with her and cry with her - follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately tries to muddle her way through teenage life.

`Dancing in my nuddy-pants!'

`Dancing in my nuddy-pants!'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 06/02/2006

Brilliantly funny teenage angst author Louise Rennison's fourth book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now repackaged and guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off! Phoned Jas. Jas? Oui. Do you ever get the urge? Pardon? You know, to flow free and wild. She was thinking. Well, sometimes, when Tom and I are alone in the house together... Yes... We flick each other with flannels. Jas, you keep talking on the telephone and I will send out for help. It's good fun... what you do is... Jas, Jas, guess what I am doing now? Are you dancing? Yes, I am, my strange little pal. But what am I dancing in? A bowl? Jas, don't be silly. Concentrate. Try to get the image of me flowing wild and free. Are you dancing in... your PE knickers? Non... I am DANCING IN MY NUDDY-PANTS!!! And we both laughed like loons on loon tablets.

`Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.'

`Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 06/02/2006

Brilliantly funny teenage angst author Louise Rennison's fab third book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson - repackaged and looking fabber than ever Jas said, Well, what happened? And I said, Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged. So it was like... Yeah... a snogging fest. Sacre bleu! Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me. Oo-er... D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things. Was he dancing? No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas... Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).

`... then he ate my boy entrancers.'

`... then he ate my boy entrancers.'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 28/01/2006

Hilariously funny Louise Rennison's fabby sixth book of the confessions of crazy but lovable teenager Georgia Nicolson. Guaranteed to have the nation laughing their knickers off! Come on, Jas, you do really want to know my plan, especially as it concerns you, my little hairy pally. I'm not hairy. Have it your own way, just don't go near any circuses. Shut up. Go on then, tell me your plan. OK, this is it: when I go to Hamburger-a-gogo land... you come with me! Do you see? We will be like Thelma and Louise! We're not called Thelma and Louise. I know that, I'm just saying we will be LIKE THEM! And we're not American. And neither of us can drive. Oh dear God. Jas, your spaceship has arrived. Please get in. Laugh your knickers off at Georgia's tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land (the US) and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be...?

Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging

Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 01/08/2005

Brilliantly funny teenage angst author Louise Rennison's first book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now repackaged in a gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can't fail to make you laugh out loud. There are six things very wrong with my life: 1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years. 2. It is on my nose. 3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room. 4. In fourteen days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberfuhrer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'. 5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home. 6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemmas that are weighing up against her and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter - afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew - she's really got her work cut out!

`It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!'

`It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 01/08/2005

Brilliantly funny teenage angst author Louise Rennison's second book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Now repackaged in a gorgeous new paperback and looking even fabber than ever. Louise is an international bestselling author and her books can't fail to make you laugh out loud. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? * It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God... * I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up... * I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good... * It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose... * I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.

`... and that's when it fell off in my hand.'

`... and that's when it fell off in my hand.'

Author: Louise Rennison Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 01/01/2005

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's fifth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Louise is a star on the HarperCollins teenage list. 11.20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas. 11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00 p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted... ...but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.

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