Audiobooks Narrated by Wayne Forester

The Elephant Man: A BBC Radio 4 Sitcom

A hapless elephant keeper must do everything he can to save his failing zoo Terry Lyon, assistant head keeper of Southwood Zoo, trusts animals because most people think he’s a waste of space. But as the zoo lurches towards bankruptcy, his future looks bleak. As if managing hungry elephants and contrary polar bears wasn’t complicated enough, the humans in Terry’s life pose their own challenges. Having had to move back in with his parents after his divorce, life becomes complicated when Terry’s ex Margaret starts seeing his best friend Richard. Peter Serafinowicz leads a full cast in this hilarious comedy about a man trying to salvage his career and his love life, all while keeping his bank balance from being redder than a baboon’s bottom. Terry works alongside his formidable, management speaking boss Miss Stonewick and the taciturn yet competitive head keeper, Leonard. As a big birthday looms over Terry, he’s hoping that romance can blossom amidst the chaos of feeding time, tax returns and redundancies… Alistair McGowan and Debra Stephenson also feature in this larger-than-life sitcom. The Elephant Man writer, Debbie Barham, began working in comedy aged 15 and died tragically young aged 26 after a long battle with anorexia. In her short but brilliant career she wrote for Spitting Image, The News Quiz, Weekending and Loose Ends, as well as for big names like Bob Monkhouse, Graham Norton, Rory Bremner and Clive Anderson. ‘The unsung queen of comedy.’ The Telegraph ‘She could be rude enough to make even Graham Norton blush.’ Ned Sherrin ‘A truly extraordinary person.’ Clive Anderson Cast and credits Written by Debbie Barham Produced by Richard Wilson Terry - Peter Serafinowicz Leonard - Chris Emmett Maureen - Geraldine Fitzgerald Derek/Morse/Mr Bull - Wayne Forester George - Geoff Fitzgerald Stephanie - Joanna Munro Adam - Richard Pearce Sammy - Nicola Walker Elsa - Jane Dolamore Barry Norman/David Attenborough - Alistair McGowan The Waitress/Secretary - Debra Stephenson First broadcast on BBC Radio 2, August - October 1996 Endangered Species - 27 Aug 1996 It Could Be the Zoo - 3 Sep 1996 Keeper Vs Keeper - 10 Sept 1996 While the Cat’s Away - 17 Sep 1996 All Features Great and Small - 24 Sept 1996 Labour Pains - 1 Oct 1996 Age Concern - 8 Oct 1996 Early Closing Day - 15 Oct 1996 © 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd. (P) 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd.

Debbie Barham (Author), Alistair Mcgowan, Chris Emmett, Debra Stephenson, Full Cast, Geraldine Fitzgerald, Joanna Munro, Nicola Walker, Peter Serafinowicz, Richard Pearce, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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The World’s Worst Pets

BE WARNED! AWFUL ANIMALS LURK INSIDE… Millions of readers have loved The World’s Worst Children, The World’s Worst Teachers and The World’s Worst Parents – now they will delight in this ludicrously laugh-out-loud collection of pets, brought to you by the phenomenal Number One bestselling author David Walliams. These ten tales of the world’s craziest creatures will have you shaking with laughter. You’ll never look at pets in the same way again! Marvel at Houdini, the magician’s rabbit. Take a trip around the world with Zoom, the supersonic tortoise. Gasp at the chaos created by Griselda, a grizzly bear with a big secret. And RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! It’s Furp, the monstrous goldfish! Good pets, bad pets, supervillain pets, pets as big as a house and pets that could eat you in one gulp – these are the most hilarious and horrendous animals around. David Walliams was most recently Children’s #1 bestseller for six weeks with Gangsta Granny Strikes Again! (TCM chart: from 20 Nov 2021)

David Walliams (Author), Akiya Henry, Clare Corbett, Danielle Vitalis, James Goode, Morgana Robinson, Terry Mynott, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Megamonster

The new children’s book from No. 1 bestselling author David Walliams. On a volcanic island, in the middle of shark-infested waters, stands The Cruel School. The lessons are appalling, the school dinners are revolting and the teachers are terrifying – especially the mysterious Science teacher Doctor Doktur. When Larker is sent to the school, she quickly realises something very odd is going on… something involving Doctor Doktur, a pair of strange spectacles, and a ‘Monsterfication Machine’. And ultimately she finds herself face to face with a real life Megamonster. There seems to be no escape – but for Larker, nothing is impossible…

David Walliams (Author), Anne Odeke, Aysha Kala, Frances De La Tour, Homer Todiwala, Jim Broadbent, Joanna Ruiz, Samantha Bond, Steve Pemberton, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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What If, Pig?

You're not going to find a more heartwarming and dynamic duo than Pig and Mouse! Join Pig as he learns how to turn his "what if' worries from anxiety to optimism, all with the help of his loving friend Mouse. Mouse has never had a friend quite like Pig. Pig is so incredibly kind, endlessly thoughtful and fabulously fun, but he also has a big secret... he's a tremendous worrier! When Pig gets the brilliant idea to throw a party for Mouse and their friends, he can't help but think of everything that could possibly go wrong. After all, what if a lion eats all the invitations? What if nobody comes? Or worse, what if everyone comes and has an awful time? This adorable story about friendship and the endless wonder of 'what if' is one that readers of all ages can relate to. This picture book is a great conversation starter in the home or classroom and a great way to talk to your children about worries or anxieties. Perfect for boys, girls, families and anyone who has ever had a worry or a wobble!

Linzie Hunter (Author), Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Seven Deaths of an Empire

The Emperor is dead. Long live the Empire. General Bordan has a lifetime of duty and sacrifice behind him in the service of the Empire. But with rebellion brewing in the countryside, and assassins, thieves and politicians vying for power in the city, it is all Bordan can do to protect the heir to the throne. Apprentice Magician Kyron is assigned to the late Emperor's honour guard escorting his body on the long road back to the capital. Mistrusted and feared by his own people, even a magician's power may fail when enemies emerge from the forests, for whoever is in control of the Emperor's body, controls the succession. Seven lives and seven deaths to seal the fate of the Empire. © G.R. Matthews (P) Penguin Audio and Rebellion Publishing 2021

Gr Matthews (Author), Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Horrid Henry's Christmas

Christmas! Aaah, a time of happiness and goodwill to all men. All except Stuck Up Steve, that is, who looks set to get his usual huge pile of presents, most of which Henry would really like to receive. But Henry knows that if you really believe in Father Christmas, Father Christmas will deliver. So here it is, Merry Christmas, everybody’s having fun!

Lucinda Whiteley (Author), Aidan Cook, Emma Tate, Joanna Ruiz, Lizzie Waterworth, Sue Elliott Nichols, Tamsin Heatley, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Horrid Henry's Winter Wish

Christmas means a lot to Henry, especially when it's a Cracking Christmas!

Lucinda Whiteley (Author), Aidan Cook, Emma Tate, Joanna Ruiz, Lizzie Waterworth, Sue Elliott-Nichols, Tamsin Heatley, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Horrid Henry and The Horrid Hat

Henry's Horrid Hat isn't the only thing breaking the Rules, according to Soggy Sid!

Lucinda Whiteley (Author), Aidan Cook, Emma Tate, Joanna Ruiz, Lizzie Waterworth, Sue Elliott Nichols, Tamsin Heatley, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Horrid Henry and the Early Christmas Present

Christmas never seems to come early, except when you don't want it to - bah, humbug!

Lucinda Whiteley (Author), Aidan Cook, Emma Tate, Joanna Ruiz, Lizzie Waterworth, Sue Elliott-Nichols, Tamsin Heatley, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Horrid Henry's Perfect Panto

When Henry's school panto is cancelled, Margaret won't take no for an answer. Which is a good thing and a bad thing.

Lucinda Whiteley (Author), Aidan Cook, Emma Tate, Joanna Ruiz, Lizzie Waterworth, Sue Elliott-Nichols, Tamsin Heatley, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Horrid Henry's Winter Wonderland

This fantastic collection includes: - Horrid Henry and the Early Christmas Present - Horrid Henry's Winter Wish - Horrid Henry's Christmas - Horrid Henry's Perfect Panto - Horrid Henry and the Horrid Hat

Lucinda Whiteley (Author), Aidan Cook, Emma Tate, Joanna Ruiz, Lizzie Waterworth, Sue Elliott-Nichols, Tamsin Heatley, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Code Name Bananas

Go back in time with No. 1 bestselling author David Walliams for a whizz-bang epic adventure of action, laughter and secret plots – and the extraordinary friendship between a little boy and a huge gorilla that just might save the day… 1940. Britain is at war with Nazi Germany. Eleven-year-old Eric spends his days at the place that makes him most happy: London Zoo. And there’s one animal in particular he loves: Gertrude the gorilla. With bombs falling all over London, Eric must rescue Gertrude. Together with his Uncle Sid, a keeper at the zoo, the three go on the run. But while hiding out at the seaside they uncover a top-secret Nazi plot… Join David Walliams on this action-packed, laugh-out-loud adventure for all the family!

David Walliams (Author), Adjoa Andoh, Genevieve Gaunt, Nina Wadia, Nitin Ganatra, Peter Serafinowicz, Sarah Alexander, Toby Jones, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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