"She is an attractive woman who carries an STI that makes men’s penises explode.
He is a dorky twenty-six-year-old virgin desperate for someone to love.
One day, they meet.
What could go wrong?
This is a splatter punk novel from horror master Rick Wood - prepare yourself for another gory read...
(Warning: This novel contains graphic violence - reader discretion is advised.)"
"The third Christmas horror anthology from horror master Rick Wood...
Featuring such stories as:
- Santa Vs Krampus
- Charades With a Side of Rage
- Carolling With Killers
- Christmas in Hell
- Christmas Night of the Living Dead: Year Two
(and much more...)
It's time to bring a little horror to the festivities..."
"This is an omnibus that features all three volumes of Twelve Days of Christmas Horror in ONE box set.
Including such stories as...
In Volume 1:
- The F**ked Up Fairy
- Twas the Night Before Murder
- The Nativity of the Living Dead
- The Christmas Card Trap
- Secret Santa for the Sadistic
- Track Santa parts 1, 2 and 3
- Elf on a Shelf
- The Mince Pie
- The Christmas Cannibal
- A Christmas Carol: The Aftermath
In Volume 2:
- The Present
- Christmas With the Cannibals
- 'Twas the Night Before Murder Part Two
- Christmas Night of the Living Dead
- Me and My Christmas Jumper
- Carolling With Killers
- Interview With Krampus November 2020
- Tiny Tim: The Trauma Years
- A Letter From Simon
In Volume 3:
- Santa Vs Krampus
- Charades With a Side of Rage
- Carolling With Killers
- Christmas in Hell
- Christmas Night of the Living Dead: Year Two
It's time for your festivities to get frightening...."
"Explore the darker side of love with these sick and twisted stories of romance...
Featuring the following stories:
- Me and My Stalker
- In Sickness and In Murder
- Why Won't You Talk To Me?
- Death of the Honeymoon
Think that you've had bad relationships? Think you've been on a date with a creepy guy or gal? Think your break up was tough? You haven't seen anything yet!
Experience the true terrors of love with this collection of disturbing and sadistic stories from horror master Rick Wood..."
"From horror master Rick Wood, author of The Sensitives and This Book is Full of Bodies, comes ANOTHER twelve horrifying stories to spook up your Christmas season!
From a festive family of cannibals, to a terrifying present, to a psychotic Santa... here are twelve stories guaranteed to make your Christmas sick and twisted!
Features stories such as:
- The Present
- Christmas With the Cannibals
- Twas the Night Before Murder Part Two
- Christmas Night of the Living Dead
- Me and My Christmas Jumper
- Carolling With Convicts
- Interview With Krampus November 2000
- Tiny Tim: The Trauma Years"
"Have you always wanted to write a book, but not sure how?
Have you got an idea, but you just don’t know what to do with it?
Have you tried writing your first draft, but are never happy with what you write?
Amazon US & UK bestselling horror and thriller author, Rick Wood, takes you through the process that has seen him publish over thirty books and grew a loyal fanbase to his work.
In this book, you will learn:
- How to use the tropes of genre to create book that will sell
- How to develop your ideas
- How to develop your characters
- How to structure your story
- How to redraft your novel
- How to develop your writing skills
- How to go about getting your work published
Want to write an awesome novel? Let this book now and become the writer you know you can be…"
"Jay Sullivan is a pathetic mess, tortured by his daughter’s kidnapping, and is nothing like the legendary assassin he used to be. Could a clue out of nowhere be the redemption he needs? Or is he destined to remain an alcoholic nomad walking through life alone?
Sullivan is a legendary assassin working for a secret government organisation. He is an expert in murder, able to kill a man and cover it up without even breaking a sweat.
His only weakness is his daughter, who he desperately wants to keep away from this life.
So when the organisation turns on Sullivan, he is taken by surprise. A chase follows, leading to the one event Sullivan dreaded:
A gun to his daughter’s head. No choice but to watch her as she’s taken away…
He searches and searches, but she is impossible to find. With no idea where she is, he finds himself falling further into a hopeless depression.
So when, after five years of nothing, a clue finally turns up – he decides its time.
Time to brush off the old suit.
Time to ready his fists again.
Time to return to what he once was.
Even if he is an alcoholic mess who can barely throw a punch anymore.
Will he rediscover his daughter and rescue her from the man who took her? Or will he run out of time and be forced to watch her let her go again?
If you like adrenaline, tense fights and big chases, you will love Assassin Down. Download now, and get ready for your new non-stop action hero Jay Sullivan…"
"The infected murdered Gus Harvey’s family. He no longer sees a point in being alive. Could a lost girl in London be his salvation?
Six months after losing his family in the onset of the zombie apocalypse, Gus is living his sad, alcoholic life alone, waiting for the right time to die.
So when the prime minister asks for his help in saving his daughter, Gus doesn’t particularly jump at the opportunity. The girl is missing in London – a place so infested with zombies it has been quarantined.
Unfortunately, Gus may be the only one foolish enough to take on this impossible mission.
Could a quest to save this child give him the purpose he needs? Or will his own self-destruction become his ultimate downfall?
This is the first book of the Chronicles of the Infected trilogy, the zombie apocalypse series from horror master Rick Wood. If you enjoy terrifying zombies, badass characters and perilous situations, this is the book for you.
Buy now and experience Gus’s death-defying mission today!"
"From horror master Rick Wood, author of The Sensitives and This Book is Full of Bodies, comes twelve horrifying stories to spook up your Christmas season!
From a sadistic secret Santa gift, to a murderous telekinetic fairy, to a nativity full of the undead… you’ll find a horror treat for all twelve days of Christmas!
This anthology includes the following twelve stories:
The F**ked Up Fairy
Twas the Night Before Murder
The Nativity of the Living Dead
The Christmas Card Trap
Secret Santa for the Sadistic
Track Santa parts 1, 2 and 3
Elf on a Shelf
The Mince Pie
The Christmas Cannibal
A Christmas Carol: The Aftermath
Listen now and bring a sprinkle of horror to your festivities."
"I AM NOT ONE OF YOU.
At least that’s what you’ll tell yourself.
You’ll say I’m a monster. A sicko. A deranged killer.
But I am no monster, I am no sicko, and I am not deranged.
I am simply a man who happens to enjoy murdering people in the most violent of ways.
So don’t bother reading this if you have a weak stomach, get easily offended, or are simply not interested in the best way to dispose of a dead body.
(It’s pigs, by the way. They eat ANYTHING.)
My name is Gerald Brittle. I am a serial killer. And this is my memoir."
"Harry and Lucy's marriage has become dull and monotonous - no matter how much they love each other, they can't seem to refind that spark.
Enter Ben.
Harry reluctantly agrees to a threesome with a man Lucy finds online to try and restore some magic to their sex life.
But what happens when they wake in the morning to find he's still there?
What happens when Ben decides he doesn't want to leave?
And what happens when they realise Ben isn't the man he said he was..."
"Eddie is perfectly content being a lazy slob. He doesn’t really care whether he lives or dies, so what does it matter? That all changes, however, when a near-death experience forces him to confront something from the other side – something desperately evil – and it takes everything he has to ensure he isn’t dragged to hell with it…
As a child, Eddie witnessed the death of his little sister – a tragic event that destroyed his family and left him on a descent into despair. As an adult, he has no job, lives on his best friend’s sofa, and doesn’t particularly care that he is the loser his best friend tells him he is.
Then a near-death experience briefly forces Eddie to the other side. He sees something demonic, something destitute and evil, and he is grateful for waking up again.
But he hasn’t woken up alone.
Everywhere he goes this entity is there, haunting him. It is making him weaker, and it won’t be long before it takes his place in this world completely.
What’s more, Eddie doesn’t yet realise that there is a reason this demon has chosen him. Discovering that reason may be the key to finding his purpose in a world he has rejected.
But first, he has to survive.
Can he escape this demon that has attached itself to his soul? Or will he lose his life before he can become something greater?
I Have the Sight is the first of five books in The Edward King Series, the paranormal horror books that launched Rick Wood’s career as a horror author. If you like demons, exorcisms and the supernatural, you will love reading about Eddie.
Buy now and discover this demonic experience today!"
