Audiobooks narrated by Phil Proctor

"Forged in the hot sun and sand of the Arizona desert, Chinook Shannon is as tough as they come. But now in Montana, he faces a challenge as big as the territory itself. Somebody has killed his grandfather and wants to steal the family ranch. Chinook's got exactly 24 hours to find the killer and become the Cattle King, knowing he has only one ally — his Colt Peacemaker."

L. Ron Hubbard (Author), Corey Burton, Phil Proctor (Narrator)

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Hell's Legionnaire

"American Ann Halliday is as fiery as the Sahara sun. And now she's feeling some real heat, as the prize captive of the Berber known as The Killer. But Dusty Colton, an American deserter from the French Foreign Legion has a different idea. Can they team up and turn evil on its head? One thing's for sure — between Ann and the Hell's Legionnaire, the temperature is about to get even hotter. Experience the lust for power and the race to escape, as the audio version of Hell's Legionnaire brings all the passions of the desert to vivid life."

L. Ron Hubbard (Author), Phil Proctor, R.F. Daley (Narrator)

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Shadows from Boot Hill

"Every man walks with a shadow... but what happens when he acquires a second one? Just ask Brazos, a cold-blooded killer for hire. His latest job means putting a bullet in a man schooled in the art of witchcraft, and this is one killing that brings with it a deadly curse and a second shadow — and there'll be the devil to pay. Lock the doors and turn on the lights as the audio version of Shadows from Boot Hill puts a chilling supernatural twist on the classic Western."

L. Ron Hubbard (Author), Phil Proctor, R.F. Daley (Narrator)

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Pulp Fiction: The Golden Age of Storytelling

"This audiobook, “PULP FICTION: The Golden Age of Storytelling”, profiles an era of magazine fiction writing in the 1920s, 30s, and 40s, for people gripped by the tremendous need of escapism in the post-WWI years and the Great Depression. These writers shaped American culture and created iconic characters, who live today in some of the biggest blockbuster Hollywood movies. What makes this audiobook ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE is that this story includes actual interviews with two of the super-heavyweight grand-masters of that era, RAY BRADBURY and FRED POHL. Also featured are the actual interviews with one of the biggest publishers of reprinted stories from that period, JOHN GOODWIN of Galaxy Press, as well as OTTO PENZLER of Mysterious Bookshop who edited several pulp-era anthologies. This audiobook also includes the actual uncut and unfiltered interviews with present-day award-winning authors and screenwriters, TIM POWERS and MARC ZICREE, who discuss the myriad ways that they, and many of their colleagues, were all influenced by the literary style of those writers of the golden age of storytelling."

Dr. Elliott Haimoff (Author), Phil Proctor (Narrator)

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Debs In Canton

"Debs In Canton is original historical audio fiction. On June 16, 1918, America’s leading voice of conscience, Eugene Victor Debs, stepped onto a stage in Canton, Ohio, and gave a soul-stirring speech against American intervention in WWI. He did so knowing the cost would be severe: Debs was charged with violating the Espionage Act of 1917 and sentenced to ten years in a federal penitentiary for sedition. The sixty-three-year-old cofounder of the Socialist Party of America ran for president from his jail cell in 1920. He received nearly a million votes. Debs was an architect of FDR’s New Deal policy that saved the American working class and gave the middle class a chance to build a better and more just life. Today, he is known as being a personal hero to contemporary political thinkers like Bernie Sanders. To those who knew him as “The Man From Terre Haute,” Debs was a simple man, an extraordinary writer and orator, and an energetic believer in the best of humanity and the promise of this great nation. Debs’s unwavering social conscience and his deeply held Christian faith created the foundation of his political philosophy. But it has never been easy for any man to risk everything—from his possessions, his family, his freedom, or his health—to do what he knows is right. Debs’s crisis is dramatized in Debs In Canton, a new work of audio fiction from SueMedia Productions and MidSummer Sound Company that looks at what his life might have been like in the months leading up to this seminal moment in American history."

Elizabeth Schwartz, Yale Strom (Author), Anne Bobby, Doug Shapiro, L.J. Ganser, Melinda Peterson, Micah Gellert, P. J. Ochlan, Phil Proctor, Robert Fass (Narrator)

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EC Comics Presents... The Vault of Horror!

"When the history of horror comics was written, one name stood and still stands above the rest: EC Comics. With equal parts suspense, gore, camp, and revenge, the triumvirate of EC’s horror output laid the groundwork for what was to come from many of the genre’s greatest writers and directors. Now, Pocket Universe Productions (producers of the X-Files and Locke & Key audio dramas) presents EC’s The Vault of Horror, its stories adapted and presented in an audio-rich fully immersive setting complete with a full cast, scoring, and soundscapes. This ghastly grimoire adapts issues #12 to #17 of the classic horror series, with werewolves, vampires, cutthroats, and numerous ne'er-do-wells! Starring Kevin Grevioux (creator of the Underworld film franchise) as the Vault Keeper, and special guests Phil Proctor of the Firesign Theatre and Denise Poirier (MTV’s Æon Flux), this series is going to chill your spine and clam your palms! So put your headphones on and enter The Vault of Horror! It’s a real scream!"

Al Feldstein, Butch D'ambrosio (adaptation), Graham Ingels, Harry Harrison, Harvey Kurtzman, Jack Davis, Jack Kamen, Johnny Craig, Jules Feiffer, Lance Roger Axt (adaptation), Wally Wood (Author), Denise Poirier, Full Cast, Kevin Grevioux, Phil Proctor (Narrator)

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Where’s My Fortune Cookie?: My Psychic, Psurrealistic Pstory

"This hilarious, startling biography of Phil Proctor, cofounder of the legendary satirical comedy group, the Firesign Theatre, is read by Phil and includes sound elements illustrating his work in comedy recordings, TV, film, and even the Broadway stage—with new moments recorded by Phil and added to the audiobook edition. Phil, with Peter Bergman, Phil Austin, and David Ossman, predicted reality TV, hackers, computer viruses, virtual reality, the fall of the Soviet Union, 9/11 and more. Listen as Phil shares the unique moments of his life that led to these Grammy-nominated comedy albums, being a regular on the Rugrats, and a nightclub entertainer."

Brad Schreiber, Phil Proctor (Author), Phil Proctor (Narrator)

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SpaceGirl: Downloading the Legacy

"A full-cast comedy production from the Great Northern Audio Theatre Linda Kim Shelmerdine discovered her considerable powers during her hormonal years (the Sun was having similar problems then). But she read the superheroes’ guide books, and her years in 4-H helped too. Now fifty-nine, SpaceGirl is somewhat disillusioned with the way superheroism is viewed these days, both by the public and by other superheroes. But she takes her job seriously and enjoys the occasional vacations at her crater-side retreat on the moon. Her PR guys, the Hungarian Dwarf Parade, take her side at the hearings and fight for her when the lawsuits start, but there’s only so much they can do to keep her morale up."

Brian Price, Jerry Stearns (Author), David Ossman, Gordon Smuder, Megan Petersen, Melinda Peterson, Phil Proctor, Richard Fish, Tim Liebe, Tim Wick, Windy Bowlsby, a full cast (Narrator)

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A Joe Bev Cartoon Collection

"In A Joe Bev Cartoon Collection, award-winning radio producer and voice actor Joe Bevilacqua, a.k.a. Joe Bev, presents … Hard-Boiled Joe Bev: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 1An hour of film noir parodies, including The Mysterious Thief of ThievesThe SafeThe Japanese SandmanThe Mystery of the Missing CoinThe Camp Kilmer CaseJoe Bev at Sea: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 2An hour of sea adventure parodies, including An Octopus in TroubleBritty the StarfishThe Good PiratePete the PelicanLola the WhaleBirth of the TurtlesSherlock Snail Finds a HomeThe Cockerel, the Duck, and the MermaidsStickybeard's TreasureA Warm WhaleMaddie's TreasureJoe Bev Joins the Circus: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 3An hour of big-top parodies, including The Careless ClownThe Happy SweeperPerils of the Tiger BarnSticky WicketThe Mysterious Juggling ClownThe Traveling Extravaganza, or, His Name is BubJoe Bev Goes West: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 4Two hours of horse opera parodies, including The Deductive Mr. HorseflyThe Mystery of the Bodiless HorsemanJohnny the LizardThe Lonely RangerDeadeye DunbarRapunzel and the BanditThe Old RangerThe Full WarrenJoe Bev in Outer Space: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 5An hour of sci-fi parodies, including The Crashed MartianThe Red MoonThe Best RobotThe HypersensorSquidge AttackHuck Goes to the MoonDrums in SpaceTimmy in the FutureRobot with a VirusThe Old Man on the MoonJoe Bev up the Jungle: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 6An hour of jungle adventure parodies, including A Lion without a RoarJohnny the GiraffeThe Colorless TigerIce in the JungleThe Tickling ScalesThe Mocking TigerJemima the Nosy GiraffeNever Make Fun of a RhinoThe Photographic ElephantPeter Bergman and the End of the WorldThe Boo Boo Monkeys"

Joe Bevilacqua, Pedro Pablo Sacristán (Author), Lorie Kellogg, Phil Proctor, William Melillo (Narrator)

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Camp Waterlogg Chronicles, Seasons 1–5

"Part improvisation, part audio cartoon, The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles, Seasons 1–5 is a five-volume collection of the successful comedy show created by two radio-theater veterans. Each volume contains six one-hour segments of the comic misadventures of Sergeant Lefty, Olive Pitts, Ellis the Boatkeeper, Squeaky Lkie, Stinky Peter, Mrs. Terwilliger, and all the wacky denizens of Camp Waterlogg, the dilapidated camp for kids in the Catskills. The creation of husband and wife team Joe Bevilacqua (Joe Bev) and Lorie Kellogg, theses episodes are part of the Comedy-O-Rama Hour, a successful radio theater show on Sirius XM Radio."

Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg, Pedro Pablo Sacristán (Author), Bob Camp, Bob Greenberg, Charles Dawson Butler, Jim Folly, Judy Tenuta, Julie Newmar, June Foray, Kenny Savoy, Phil Proctor, Rick Overton, Stuart Pankin, a full cast (Narrator)

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The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles 2: The Best of The Comedy-O-Rama Hour Season 5

"The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles 2 contains six one-hour segments of the comic misadventures of Sgt. Lefty, Olive Pitts, Ellis the Boatkeeper, Squeaky Lkie, Stinky Peter, Mrs. Terwilliger, and all the wacky denizens of Camp Waterlogg, the dilapidated kids camp in the Catskills. The creation of husband and wife team Joe Bevilacqua (Joe Bev) and Lorie Kellogg, The Comedy-O-Rama Hour has evolved into a wacky mix of family friendly humor, radio theater, audio cartoons, and improvisation. The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles 2 includes: 'Ask Dimitri,' 'Uncle Goopie's Birthday,' 'Abbott & Costello Meet Ranger Joe, Part 1,' 'Abbott & Costello Meet Ranger Joe, Part 2,' 'Peter Bergman and the End of the World,' and 'Sgt. Lefty Goes Hollywood.'"

Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg, Pedro Pablo Sacristán (Author), Bob Camp, Bob Greenberg, Charles Dawson Butler, Jim Folly, Kenny Savoy, Phil Proctor, Rick Overton, Stuart Pankin, a full cast (Narrator)

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Die, Snow White! Die, Damn You!: A Very Grimm Tale

"With the premiere of two new film versions of the Snow White tale, Blackstone enters the fray with its own adult, edgy, and not altogether serious full-cast exposé of fairy-taledom. At last it can be told! Was Snow White really as pure as the driven snow? Did her allegedly wicked stepmother get a bum rap from the Grimm brothers? What went on behind the closed Dutch doors of the dwarves' cottage? How many handsome princes does it take to screw in a light bulb? These and other burning questions may or may not be answered in this new pseudogothic audio play that Blackstone commissioned from award-winning author and audio dramatist Yuri Rasovsky."

Yuri Rasovsky (Author), Armin Shimerman, Barry Creyton, Kate Burton, Keith Szarabajka, Kitty Swink, Melinda Peterson, Meshach Taylor, Ned Schmidtke, Phil Proctor, Robin Sachs, Sandra Oh, Simon Helberg, a full cast (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Phil Proctor