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Audiobooks Narrated by John Beach
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"What on Earth are the Voltarians up to now? Fast cars... and fast women. Start your engines! Voltarian Royal Officer Jettero Heller is putting the pedal to the metal — and the action is about to shift into high gear. People of Earth take note: there is nothing more seductive, more tantalizing or more terrifying than An Alien Affair. The granddaddy of all series. — Los Angeles Times"
"Drugs. Sex. Murder. Taxes. Welcome to planet Earth. They're here. They've arrived. And they're all eyes. The Voltarian scouting party — illegal aliens extraordinaire — on a top-secret expedition led by one Jettero Heller, Royal Officer of the Fleet. His mission: rescue the planet from pollution — and make it safe for the upcoming invasion. His problem: the planet may not want to be saved — and the invasion may just be a trick."
"The Voltarian invaders are getting down and dirty... in the deadliest of games. The price: Planet Earth.
Voltarian Royal Officer Jettero Heller has heart, nerve and a quick mind on his side. His archenemy Soltan Gris has cunning, ruthlessness and a devious plan on his. But what neither of them has is money — and without that they may as well pack up and go back to Voltar. Because as every earthling knows — no pay, no play.
Into this world of dirty money, dirty tricks and dirty games, the wildest of wild cards is about to change everything. Countess Krak is back — and this voluptuous Voltarian, condemned murderess and love of Heller's life could prove to be the key player in coming to grips with a Fortune of Fear."
"Earthlings: Beware! Do you know who your enemies are? Your neighbor? Your boss? Your butcher? Your wife?
In this web of espionage, intrigue and betrayal, even Voltarian Royal Combat Engineer Jettero Heller doesn't know who he can trust. He's hard at work creating a gasoline substitute to fuel his '68 Caddy in a Long Island automobile race — a development that could have dramatic consequences for the entire human race. As such, he poses a grave threat to the powers that be.
Beset by double-crossing body doubles and backstabbing identity shifters, Heller discovers that the most dangerous battle of all is about to begin... against The Enemy Within.
A must buy — American Library Association"
"Soltan Gris confesses his crimes as The Invaders Plan, the first volume in the Mission Earth series. This is his confession — our world through his eyes. Sinister. Satirical. Wickedly funny. Earth does not exist. Or so they want you to believe. Who are they and what do they want? They are the Voltarians of Voltar — an empire 110 planets strong. And they are headed straight for us."
"Fasten your seatbelts. Mission Earth is approaching climax...
And it will rock your world! Who will control Voltar? What is Earth's ultimate fate? And what is the big mystery?
Powerful forces are on the move. Entire planets hang in the balance. The moment of truth is finally at hand — and it's a real blast! In the middle of it all stands Royal Officer of the Fleet, Jettero Heller, a man determined to save both Voltar and Earth from extinction.
Experience the unfolding mysteries, the violent pleasures and the biting, inescapable truths you can only find in the final reckoning of The Doomed Planet."
"Who is the true master of disaster? Earthlings: prepare for the shock of your lives! Global warming... reversed. The energy crisis... over. The greatest problem on Earth... solved. Voltarian Royal Officer of the Fleet, Jettero Heller, has it all figured out. And he's devised a daring and ingenious plan to make it all happen... if he lives to see the day. Because Heller is headed back to Voltar, where he's about to uncover the identity of the powerful figure behind the conspiracy to end all conspiracies. He's facing his deadliest nemesis yet, and before the intergalactic battle is over, the entire mission could end in Disaster."
"A story that you and your butt will never forget!
Join Zack on his epic journey across the Great Windy Desert and through the Brown Forest, to reclaim his runaway butt.
(Based on a true story.)"
"'This satire offers a thought-provoking and scathing indictment that may prod readers to examine the more sinister possibilities of corporate- and media-dominated culture.' -Publishers Weekly(starred review)
For Titus and his friends, it started out like any ordinary trip to the moon - a chance to party during spring break and play with some stupid low-grav at the Ricochet Lounge. But that was before the crazy hacker caused all their feeds to malfunction, sending them to the hospital to lie around with nothing inside their heads for days. And it was before Titus met Violet, a beautiful, brainy teenage girl who has decided to fight the feed and its omnipresent ability to categorize human thoughts and desires. Following in the footsteps of George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, and Kurt Vonnegut Jr., M. T. Anderson has created a not-so-brave new world - and a smart, savage satire that has captivated readers with its view of an imagined future that veers unnervingly close to the here and now."
"Henry and his family and his dog Mudge are going to the beach. Mudge has never seen the ocean before, but he loves it at first sight. All day, Henry and his dog explore the wonders of the sea, from the joys of jumping into the waves to the strange habits of the crab Mudge discovers.
A Live Oak Media audio production."
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