Audiobooks narrated by Chris Emmett

The Elephant Man: A BBC Radio 4 Sitcom Audiobook

A hapless elephant keeper must do everything he can to save his failing zoo Terry Lyon, assistant head keeper of Southwood Zoo, trusts animals because most people think he’s a waste of space. But as the zoo lurches towards bankruptcy, his future looks bleak. As if managing hungry elephants and contrary polar bears wasn’t complicated enough, the humans in Terry’s life pose their own challenges. Having had to move back in with his parents after his divorce, life becomes complicated when Terry’s ex Margaret starts seeing his best friend Richard. Peter Serafinowicz leads a full cast in this hilarious comedy about a man trying to salvage his career and his love life, all while keeping his bank balance from being redder than a baboon’s bottom. Terry works alongside his formidable, management speaking boss Miss Stonewick and the taciturn yet competitive head keeper, Leonard. As a big birthday looms over Terry, he’s hoping that romance can blossom amidst the chaos of feeding time, tax returns and redundancies… Alistair McGowan and Debra Stephenson also feature in this larger-than-life sitcom. The Elephant Man writer, Debbie Barham, began working in comedy aged 15 and died tragically young aged 26 after a long battle with anorexia. In her short but brilliant career she wrote for Spitting Image, The News Quiz, Weekending and Loose Ends, as well as for big names like Bob Monkhouse, Graham Norton, Rory Bremner and Clive Anderson. ‘The unsung queen of comedy.’ The Telegraph ‘She could be rude enough to make even Graham Norton blush.’ Ned Sherrin ‘A truly extraordinary person.’ Clive Anderson Cast and credits Written by Debbie Barham Produced by Richard Wilson Terry - Peter Serafinowicz Leonard - Chris Emmett Maureen - Geraldine Fitzgerald Derek/Morse/Mr Bull - Wayne Forester George - Geoff Fitzgerald Stephanie - Joanna Munro Adam - Richard Pearce Sammy - Nicola Walker Elsa - Jane Dolamore Barry Norman/David Attenborough - Alistair McGowan The Waitress/Secretary - Debra Stephenson First broadcast on BBC Radio 2, August - October 1996 Endangered Species - 27 Aug 1996 It Could Be the Zoo - 3 Sep 1996 Keeper Vs Keeper - 10 Sept 1996 While the Cat’s Away - 17 Sep 1996 All Features Great and Small - 24 Sept 1996 Labour Pains - 1 Oct 1996 Age Concern - 8 Oct 1996 Early Closing Day - 15 Oct 1996 © 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd. (P) 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd.

Debbie Barham (Author), Alistair Mcgowan, Chris Emmett, Debra Stephenson, Full Cast, Geraldine Fitzgerald, Joanna Munro, Nicola Walker, Peter Serafinowicz, Richard Pearce, Wayne Forester (Narrator)

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Jim the Great: A BBC Radio Comedy

A historical romp with regal trips to the pub, medieval battle toys, and not-so-arranged marriages In Jim the Great, Jimmy Edwards stars as the titular medieval chieftain who has more on his plate than whatever the huntsman's brought in... From using the Venerable Bede to research the King's (perhaps questionable) ancestry and attempting to build himself an empire as cheaply as possible, to settling a debt with a Viking by way of a duel and accidentally losing his Kingdom before becoming a grumpy galley slave rowing to Rome, King Jim's adventures are history as you've never heard it before. A classic comedy from the writer of Take Me To Your Reader and Drop Me Here, Darling, and with a fantastic cast including June Whitfield, Chris Emmett, David Ryall and Joan Sanderson, this is the perfect listen for a little royal entertainment. Cast Jimmy Edwards - Jim the Great Joan Sanderson - Queen Esmerelda Other roles played by: Julian Orchard John Baddeley Ronald Baddiley David Ryall Jon Glover Chris Emmett Kenneth Connor Fred Harris Alexandra Dane Douglas Blackwell Nicolette McKenzie June Whitfield Production credits Written by Andrew Palmer Produced by Edward Taylor ©2023 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2023 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

Andrew Palmer (Author), Chris Emmett, David Ryall, Full Cast, Jimmy Edwards, Joan Sanderson, June Whitfield (Narrator)

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Crowned Hudds: A BBC Radio 4 comedy

A historical comedy romp sketch show starring Roy Hudd A hilarious comedy show from the 1990s, featuring a famous historical moment retold with a modern twist by outstanding classic comedy performers, including the tales of King Arthur, Queen Victoria, Helen of Troy and King Charles II. Silly and knowing, Crowned Hudds is perfect for fans of Like They've Never Been Gone, Revolting People and The Newly Discovered Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. Starring comedy household names Roy Hudd, June Whitfield and Chris Emmett and directed by Richard Wilson and filmed in front of a live audience, this is a classic BBC Radio comedy. Production credits Written by Michael Dines Produced by Richard Wilson Episodes How Ye Quest Was Wonne: Poking fun at King Arthur Odd Stuart: A new slant on King Charles II. Fourth Wedding and Some Funerals: Poking fun at King Henry VIII. VR in charge: Will Queen Victoria be amused? Grecian 2001: Liberation for Helen of Troy? Cast Roy Hudd June Whitfield Chris Emmett Jeff Holland First broadcast BBC Radio 4 August 1994 - September 1995 ©2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd ©2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd (P)2022 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd

Michael Dines (Author), Chris Emmett, Full Cast, Jeffrey Holland, Jon Glover, June Whitfield, Roy Hudd (Narrator)

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The Newly Discovered Casebook of Sherlock Holmes: A BBC Radio Comedy Series

All six episodes of the radio series spoofing the adventures of the famous sleuth Deep in the bowels of the British Museum, a locked leather portmanteau is unearthed. Contained within it is a rare treasure: the hitherto unpublished journals of Dr John H Watson... Prepare to be amazed and amused as he recounts his escapades with Sherlock Holmes, England's greatest detective, master of disguise and toffee-nosed ponce. In The Case of the Clockwork Fiend, the duo delves into a series of bizarre deaths linked to new-fangled inventions. Their inquiries lead to Fark Hall, and the eminent explorer Orinoco Quills... The Mystery of the Obese Escapologist sees them probing the murky world of Victorian music hall when Yorkshire wag Willie Eckerslike mysteriously disappears, and in The Case of the Deranged Botanist, they head to Kew Gardens to unravel a monstrous mystery involving cross-bred plants and humans. Sherlock Holmes and the Glorious Doppelganger features a dastardly plot against Queen Victoria - can Holmes discover who is behind it? In Holmes Strikes a Happy Medium, the Baker Street detective has a brush with the occult when he investigates murderous goings-on at a séance, and in The Demon Cobbler of Greek Street, the game's afoot when Holmes and Watson go on the trail of a sinister shoemaker... A feast of risqué gags, groan-inducing puns and ribald revelry, this delightfully daft extravaganza stars Roy Hudd, Chris Emmett and June Whitfield (the dream team from The News Huddlines) as Holmes, Watson and Mrs Hudson. Jeffrey Holland plays Lestrade, with Geoffrey Whitehead as Moriarty Production credits Written by Tony Hare Produced by Chris Neill Musical accompaniment: Ian Smith First broadcast BBC Radio 2, 16 January-20 February 1999 Cast Sherlock Holmes - Roy Hudd Dr Watson - Chris Emmett Mrs Hudson - June Whitfield Inspector Lestrade - Jeffrey Holland Moriarty - Geoffrey Whitehead Other parts played by June Whitfield, Jeffrey Holland and Geoffrey Whitehead

Tony Hare (Author), Chris Emmett, Geoffrey Whitehead, June Whitfield, Roy Hudd (Narrator)

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Stories for Travelling

Here's a collection of children stories that are ideal for travel, voiced by our favourite celebrities. From a fantastic edition of Sinbad the Sailor, read by the brilliant comedian, writer and actor Rik Mayall, to the incredibly captivating Alice in Wonderland, told by the renown Bobby Davro, and many more... This collection includes: Travelling Man (Intro Song by Chris Emmett); The Adventures of Alice in Wonderland (Bobby Davro); Sinbad the Sailor (Rik Mayall); Hansel and Gretel (Lenny Henry); The Hare and the Tortoise (Bobby Davro); Puss in Boots (Tony Robinson).

Chris Emmett, Lewis Carroll, Mike Bennett, Traditional (Author), Bobby Davro, Chris Emmett, Lenny Henry, Rik Mayall, Tony Robinson (Narrator)

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Rhymes & Silly Songs

Traditional (Author), Barbara Courtney-King, Chris Emmett, Malcolm Le Maistre, Paul O'brian, Robert Howes, Steve Davies, William Mcgillivray (Narrator)

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June Whitfield At The Beeb

June Whitfield (Author), Chris Emmett, June Whitfield, Various (Narrator)

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The Burkiss Way: Complete Series

Now available together for the first time are all six episodes from the first series of classic comedy from David Renwick (who went on to write One Foot in the Grave), Andrew Marshall (who later wrote 2point4 Children) - and Eric Pode (of Croydon). Includes: 'Peel Bananas The Burkiss Way', in which you can learn the best techniques for peeling bananas and how to get people off lightly; 'Pass Examinations The Burkiss Way', which teaches you how to astound your friends by appearing on shows like The Auntie Quiz and 'Escape From Prison The Burkiss Way' ('The Burkiss Special with James Burkiss'); which sees the team proving to be experts on escaping from prison. There's also 'Solve Murders The Burkiss Way', in which The New Faces Impressionist Squad try to solve a murder; 'Keep Unfit The Burkiss Way', featuring tips on putting on weight, being fat and being repellently ugly and 'Win Awards The Burkiss Way', where you could receive - absolutely free! - a Gullibility Award.

Andrew Marshall, David Renwick (Author), , Chris Emmett, Denise Coffey, Fred Harris, Full Cast, Nigel Rees (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Chris Emmett