Audiobooks narrated by Bill Myers

Just as our hapless hero finally gets used to Jesus’s many surprise visits, the stakes are raised even higher when his ex-wife begs to move into his house with her latest boyfriend. Then, of course, there are the other women in his life—an uberreligious conservative and a jaded ex-Christian. All this as, barely knowing the Bible himself, he is roped into teaching a Bible study to rival gang members at the local prison. And yet, somehow, amidst the drama, comedy, and surprising turn of events, he stumbles into the maturity God has always hoped for him.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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Commune: Rendezvous with God Volume Three

“Find out about prayer. Somebody must find out about prayer.”—Albert Einstein With the life of his niece's newborn baby hanging in the balance, our hero continues his off-the-record conversations with Yeshua—sometimes visiting him in Bible times, sometimes amidst the baffling events of his own world. One way or another, through trial and error, and always with a touch of humor, he learns the life-changing truths about prayer: • What works • What doesn't • What is religious lip-service • What is true communion with God Join Will Thomas as he continues stumbling his way toward holiness and, through no fault of his own, an ever-deepening friendship with God.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle Books 5-8

Children will laugh at these funny adventure stories from Bill Myers, bestselling author of McGee and Me, all while learning Christian character and godly wisdom. This hilarious audiobook collection for 7- to 10-year-olds includes novels #5, #6, #7, and #8 in The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle fiction series: - My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss follows Wally as he tells just a little lie and is then chased by bungling terrorists, a SWAT team, reporters, and the National Guard until the madcap misunderstandings finally end. . . and Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy. - My Life as a Torpedo Test Target goes underwater as Wally searches for a million dollars of gold and struggles with sea monsters, hostile pirates, a ghost ship, and, of course, the world-famous McDoogle klutziness. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed. - My Life as a Human Hockey Puck takes Wally onto the ice as he ends up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin. - My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut takes Wally out of this world as our boy blunder stows aboard the space shuttle, knocks an astronaut halfway to Jupiter, nearly causes the shuttle to crash, and learns the importance of obeying the rules! Your kids will have a blast reading Wally's adventures as they discover the importance of living with the love and wisdom of Christ.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle Books 1-4

Children will laugh at these funny adventure stories from Bill Myers, bestselling author of McGee and Me, all while learning Christian character and godly wisdom. Join Wally on four hilarious, mishap-filled adventures as he faces a bully at camp, gets eaten by an alien in a film, competes in a hot-air balloon race, and plunges over a killer waterfall. This audiobook collection for 7- to 10-year-olds includes the first four novels from The Incredible Worlds of Wally McDoogle fiction series: - My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce only stops being outrageous long enough to share important truths about fear, foolish pride, and God. - My Life as Alien Monster Bait keeps young readers laughing while learning about who it really is who deserves "star treatment." - My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps readers on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line, Wally learns what it means to fully put his trust in God. - My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps readers laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others. Your kids will have a blast reading Wally's adventures as they discover the importance of living with the love and wisdom of Christ.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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Temptation: Rendezvous with God - Volume Two

As our hero continues his off-the-record visits with Jesus Christ, his best friend draws him onto the wrong side of a moral and political issue. Amidst the drama and chaos, he learns two powerful truths: His identity is not in what he does for a living. His identity is not in what people think of him. Despite it all, amidst victories and catastrophic failures, he learns his identity, now and forever, is as God's “deeply loved son.” Join Will Thomas as, with a touch of humor, he continues stumbling his way toward holiness and understanding God's deep desire for intimate friendship.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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Rendezvous with God

The best of Jesus Calling and The Shack with a touch of humor underlining God's desire for intimate friendship. A reclusive professor's life is turned upside down when his impulsive, fourteenyear-old niece decides to live with him. To make matters worse, he begins slipping back into Gospel times for off-the-record discussions with Jesus Christ. Soon he realizes the conversations tie directly into the drama and bitter-sweet comedy of his own life. Myers has created angst-filled, lovable characters who reach realworld solutions in the midst of their struggles-not always the way they hope.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as a Human Hockey Puck

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in a chicken suit. Before his misadventures end, Wally finally learns the real dangers of jealousy and envy, and the true value of aspirin.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. 'Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not the part when Pilot O'Brien was spacewalking and I accidentally knocked him halfway to Jupiter, or when I wound up in a space suit and nearly became the first human satellite to orbit the Earth; you can't blame that on me. 'Well, okay, maybe that was sort of my fault, too.' So begins another hilarious Wally McDoogle MISadventure as our boy blunder stows aboard the Space Shuttle and learns the importance of: OBEYING THE RULES!

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as a Torpedo Test Target

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. Forty feet underwater with a million dollars of gold in reach, Wally McDoogle only has to overcome: Sea monsters . . . Hostile pirates . . . A ghost ship . . . And, of course, the world famous McDoogle klutziness.Will he be able to avoid catastrophe and chaos? Probably not. Just as our hero goes for the gold, he finds himself on a wild ride atop a misguided torpedo and realizes the true cost of greed.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now in audio. It was just a little lie. But mishap follows mishap until Wally is chased by bungling terrorist, a SWAT team, the TV news, and the National Guard. It isn't until he risks his life to save his country (and has a little chat with the President along the way) that the madcap misunderstanding finally end . . . And Wally learns that honesty really is the best policy.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord

A hot air balloon race! What could be more fun? Then again, we're talking about Wally McDoogle, the world-renowned "Human Catastrophe." My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord keeps listeners on the edge of their seats as one calamity builds upon another until, with his life on the line. Wally learns what it means to FULLY put his trust in God.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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My Life as Crocodile Junk Food

Chased by thieves through roaring rapids, over a killer waterfall, and into the hands of jungle natives! This isn't exactly what Dad had in mind when he took his son on a mission trip to the South American rain forest. But he should have known better. After all, we are talking about Wally-If-Anything-Can-Go-Wrong-It-Will McDoogle. My Life as Crocodile Junk Food keeps listeners laughing as Wally stumbles into a whole new set of impossible (and man-eating) predicaments … until he finally understands the need and joy of sharing Jesus Christ with others.

Bill Myers (Author), Bill Myers (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Bill Myers