Audiobooks narrated by B. Patrick

Bigger & Fancier Words That Might Make You Smarter...er: A Vocabulary Builder of Erudite Locution fo

"You thought Big & Fancy Words was the peak of wordy greatness? Think again. The sequel is here—and it’s even bigger, fancier, and smarter…er than before! Just like the first audiobook, Bigger & Fancier Words gives you one impressive word a day, but this time the vocabulary is turned up a notch. These aren’t just words to know—they’re words to drop casually into conversations to sound suspiciously brilliant. Every word comes with a clear definition, a hilariously memorable sentence, plus synonyms and antonyms to round it all out. That’s right—your brain is about to get a vocabulary glow-up. Whether you're training for the SATs, flexing in a group chat, trying to impress your dog, or finally taking down your uncle in a heated Scrabble match, this audiobook is your secret weapon. With 366 fresh, brain-tingling words, easy enough to remember, weirdly fun to use, and actually useful in real life (and maybe even your diary, if you're into that). Ready to out-word yourself? Grab Bigger & Fancier Words That Might Make You Even Smarter…er and let the wordy magic begin—again."

Albert B. Squid (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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The Perfect Brand Job: How To Grow Your Business And Enjoy A Happy Exit Strategy

"Unlock Key Strategies to Build the Perfect Brand That Will Sell for Top Dollar! - A Step-By-Step Guide to Go Above and Beyond With Your Company Building a successful company is hard. It's even harder if you don't have a clear plan for how to do it. There are so many things to think about — from your logo and website to your marketing and social media strategy. A lot of people think that all you need is a good idea and the grit to see it through, but that's not true. You also need to know how to build your brand and then sell your company. The Perfect Brand Job is the perfect guide for anyone who wants to take their business to the next level. It covers everything from creating a mission statement to developing a marketing strategy, and it’s filled with helpful tips and advice from experts in the field! Uncover the blueprints to: ● Craft the perfect brand for YOU: Create a completely personalized strategy that really speaks to who you are and what your company stands for. Attract customers, investors, and potential future buyers! ● Sell your company for top dollar: Secure insane amounts of profits just by following those simple steps! Bringing up your company’s value is way easier than you think it is. ● Stress-free learning: Skip all the headaches and complicated jargon. Get right into the learning and absorb every drop of information right till the very last page. ● And more! With this book, you’ll have all the information you need to create a powerful brand that stands out from the competition. Learn how to identify your target market and craft an effective messaging strategy that speaks to their needs."

Edward J. Baldega (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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Earn Money While Losing Weight With Jesus: How To Advertise Your Products, Services, & Content Like

"It can be tough to know where to start when it comes to advertising your content. You don't want to waste time and money on strategies that don't work. Earn Money While Losing Weight With Jesus: How to Advertise Your Products, Services, & Content Like the Big Players is here to help! This book breaks down advertising for you by category and provides helpful tips on how to make the most of your advertising budget. It’s divided into 3 main categories: Money, Weight Loss, and Religion, so you can better tailor your work to those audiences. It’s also filled with information on how to create successful ad campaigns, regardless of what you’re selling. Create ad campaigns that are so effective you can convince absolutely anyone that they want/ need your product in their lives. You’ll also be able to see past the sparkle and glamour of the billboards and know precisely what makes them so effective. Learn from the best in the business – Dissect, analyze, and utilize those same strategies to get amazing results!"

Edward J. Baldega (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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Big & Fancy Words That Might Make You Smarter...er: A Vocabulary Builder For The Lexical Deficient I

"Hey, there word nerd. Thank you for getting a copy of “Big & Fancy Words That Might Make you Smarter…er: A Vocabulary Builder for the Lexical Deficient Interlocutor Albeit Soon To Be Supercilious Smarty Pants Confabulator” wow… that's a long title. So basically this audiobook has a lot of highfalutin, big shot, 52 cent words that are not used that often in normal conversations, (or are they) once you learn them you will start to hear and see them all the time in books, movies, and when eavesdropping on peoples conversations. This audiobook comes complete with 366 words, for every day of the year (plus one extra word for leap year ) its word type, its definitions, and a funny example sentence that hopefully gives you a little chuckle and helps you to remember that particular word more easily. These words are a great way to build up your vocabulary, study for the SATs, gain skills for word games and crossword puzzles or just be the pompous know-it-all at the pub, (I mean the well-read and articulate conversationalist at a dinner party). Whatever your wish to have a larger knowledge of words is, this is a good place to start; so put on those headphones, throw in the 8 track, cassette, cd, or whatever listening device the kids use these days, and listen to this audiobook in your car, on your cell phone while at work when the boss is not looking, while cleaning the house, or before you go to bed at night, and in time, you too, might just become one of the great dialogists. What’s that? A doctor, a scientist? Nope, but you will find out soon enough after you hit play. So happy listening and I hope you gain a plenitude of verbal cognizance and that you don’t take umbrage with this recording and start pontificating which leads to being allocated to the nearest hoosegow. "

Albert B. Squid (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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Asian Folktales: For Kids of the Modern Age

"This work is a compilation of short stories from Asia written hundreds of years ago. Just like most folktales, these stories have the intent to showcase a moral in order to give people advice to live a more virtuous life. The stories come from wise scholars of the Orient, from Korea, Japan, China, and India. A great book for kids to get away from their phones and learn from Asian traditional culture. The stories are filled with snakes, ghosts, and goblins, all the stuff kids like!"

B. Patrick (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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Sugar Is The Devil

B. Patrick (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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Lose Weight With YOGA: The Poses, The History, The Nutrition

"Lose Weight With YOGA is a 'how to' book that will show you the techniques to lose weight and at the same time relieve stress and obtain a better spiritual awareness. PLUS, this guide provides nutritional suggestions to pair with your yoga practice in order to give you the beautiful and healthy life style that you deserve."

B. Patrick (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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Alice Rising

"The second book in the series 'The Sticky, Sticky, Stuck', Alice Rising tells the story of two friends that grew up in Ireland during The Potato Famine and were forced to leave their home country, like many Irish at the time, and take the long voyage across the Atlantic Ocean to Boston, Massachusetts. The two girls are met with something very ominous on the ship that will change their lives forever."

B. Patrick (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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The Witch, The Crows, and The Cubbyhole

"Based on a true story, this short tale will send shivers down your spine. Set in 1979, a young boy discovers a hidden room in the attic, and in that room he finds a diary of a young servant and former resident of the old house. The secrets in the diary may explain what is giving the boy nightmares."

B. Patrick (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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The Turtle Pancake

B. Patrick (Author), B. Patrick (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by B. Patrick