Audiobooks by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Vampires, Whiskey, and Southern Charm Audiobook

"From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a standalone story filled with Southern vibes, way too many cuss words, and a woman determined to defeat the local vampire. HE’S NEVER GIVING UP, AND SHE’S NEVER GIVING IN… My name is Masie Kicklighter, and I work at my family’s local bar in the heart of Tennessee, slinging whiskey and living a quiet life. I can’t say my life was perfect, but when a local vampire started stalking me and sayin’ all sorts of crazy things (I was not his. Nor would I ever be.), my first instinct was to run. But Leiper’s Fork was my home. This was my town. And no one was gonna run me out. Even if he was hotter than a Sunday BBQ in July. So I came up with a plan to run him off. The only problem? He was one stubborn man. And crafty, too. Then something terrible happened. A whole lot of terrible somethings. And they would change everything for us both."

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Narrator)

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Vampire in the Jungle

"From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes Vampire in the Jungle, a Paranormal Rom-Com. “Bring me that vampire! Or else!” When a powerful goddess gives Damien one week to deliver the world’s last vampire, he only has one question: “Why is the vampire hiding in the jungle?” Damien isn’t sure, but he knows what’ll happen if he fails: the insane goddess will execute the only two women Damien’s ever cared for. (It’s complicated.) Also, there’s the small matter of his assistant, who believes her destiny is to become a vampire herself. (It’s very complicated.) Unfortunately, the vampire in question hates the modern world, has a severe attachment to his lair, and he makes it a point to kill anyone who gets too close. No mercy. Can Damien and his crew of supernatural oddballs convince this deadly vampire to come out of hiding before it’s too late?"

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Sean Posvistak (Narrator)

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Just Mr. Love

"From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a semi-raunchy Rom-Com with a dash of the impossible and a whole lotta dirty language, Just Mr. Love. Is he a love machine or a weapon of mass destruction? My name is Huff, and I used to be a wimpy nerd, but after an unfortunate event, I now have the strength of a hundred men along with other interesting abilities. Even my, eh-hem, man part is pretty special—a recent discovery. “I can’t believe it can do that!” No one knows exactly how this happened, but now I have enemies. Some want to reverse engineer me, and others want me dead. The only thing keeping me from losing my sh*t is River, the girl I’ve loved since the second grade. I’d do anything for her. Anything. But every time we try to move out of the friend zone, something gets in the way. This time, that something is me. I just might be deadly in bed."

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Sean Posvistak (Narrator)

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The Immortal Tailor

"From New York Times bestselling author Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Paranormal Rom-Com series filled with dark humor, angst, and a brooding hero who cannot love: The Immortal Tailor. CAN HE PROTECT HER WITHOUT KILLING HER? Long ago, Damien Greystone hung up his guns and knives for the quiet life of a tailor. It’s just him, his demonic chihuahua, and his Chinese takeout. Forever. Oh, did he mention that he’s cursed, and everyone he cares for dies? So when an insane goddess blackmails him into dusting off his tracking skills to locate a rabid fairy, Damien just wants to get the job done quickly and return to his mundane life. Until he meets Sky. She’s beautiful, smart, and up to her ears in danger. He has no choice but to dig out his weapons. But can he protect her without getting too close? Because his “curse of solitude” doesn’t negotiate, and bad things will happen if he feels anything for this woman. Maybe it’s already too late."

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Sean Posvistak (Narrator)

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Mr. Ultra Mega Love

"WILL HE EVER GET THE GIRL? From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes MR. ULTRA MEGA LOVE, book one of a twisted romance serial with bad language and a cape. My name is Hudson Ulysses Ferris, better known as Huff. And I’m an ultra-nerd with mega-hang-ups. You’ll see why after you walk a day in my Converse. (My past isn’t pretty.) But hey, that’s no excuse for avoiding everything I want in life, including a fresh start at an out-of-state university. My first night there, I meet the girl of my dreams (so cool). She’s taken, of course. But even if she weren’t, she’d never date a scrawny loser like me. Then my best friend, River, is manhandled by some dipsh*t twice her size (not cool), and for once, I act like a man. It costs me big because that dude and his friends leave me for dead. But I don’t die. And when I wake up the next morning, I look different. I feel different. The bruises and cuts don’t even hurt. What the heck happened last night? Because I just lifted a bus to save a puppy, and suddenly all the girls are looking at me. Except one. She might actually be afraid of the transformation that saved my life. Just my luck."

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Sean Posvistak (Narrator)

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God of Temptation

"From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes GOD OF TEMPTATION, a very-probably-inappropriate Paranormal Romance. Tula Jones is a simple farmgirl who never dreamed she’d fall for a real-life god. And not just any god. When it comes to Zac, God of Temptation, no man is more dedicated, sexy, and alluring on the planet. Hello! Temptation powers! But when Zac and his brethren mysteriously disappear, Tula is beside herself. Watch out. I’m coming to save my man! (And the rest of his kind.) But where are they? Then she receives a photo from a mysterious stranger, and the news is devastating. The gods are prisoners in the underworld, and Zac has been cheating with the other “guests.” Tula doesn’t want to believe Zac would betray her. She and Zac are soul mates, right? But if she wants the truth, Tula must answer the summons from a demon who’s hellbent on taking over the world. And he wants to keep her."

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Sean Posvistak (Narrator)

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Mr. Rook: Mr. Rook's Island, Book 1

"From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, comes part one of Mr. Rook’s Island, a sexy, dark, romantic suspense. He’s Enigmatic, Dangerously Handsome, and completely off-limits… The women who vacation on Mr. Rook’s exclusive island are looking for one thing and one thing only: to have their wildest romantic fantasies come to life. Pirates, cowboys, billionaires—there’s nothing Rook’s staff can’t deliver. But when Stephanie Fitzgerald’s sister doesn’t return after her week in paradise, Stephanie will have to pose as a guest in order to dig for answers. Unfortunately, this means she’ll need to get close to the one thing on the island that’s not on the menu: the devastatingly handsome and intimidating Mr. Rook. And he’s not about to give the island’s secrets away."

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Lisa Zimmerman (Narrator)

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Pawn: Mr. Rook's Island, Book 2

"From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, comes part two of Mr. Rook’s Island, a sexy, dark, romantic suspense. She knows he's bad. The question is, how bad? Stephanie Fitzgerald is nobody’s pawn. Determined to discover the truth about a missing loved one, she lands a job at the world’s most exclusive resort, working for the only man with the answers—Mr. Rook. He’s shockingly handsome, thoroughly intimidating, and completely off-limits. But the truth she seeks isn’t black and white, and Mr. Rook is a far more dangerous temptation than she ever knew. Will Stephanie resist her desires, or will she be lured into Mr. Rook’s world of hidden sins?"

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Lisa Zimmerman (Narrator)

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Check: Mr. Rook's Island, Book 3

"From New York Times bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes Check, book #3 of the romantic suspense series, Mr. Rook's Island. She's only got days to live. He's got hours. But when it comes to saving the woman you love, what would you do for more time? Mr. Rook, eccentric billionaire and owner of the most exclusive island resort in the world, has a secret. Hint: Legends say it can make you young again. But when he's no longer willing to pay the dark price to keep eternal youth on the island's menu, the very thing that once kept him young is now turning on him. With only hours left to live, the woman he loves is taken by the worst kind of man this world has to offer. Turns out she's been keeping dark secrets of her own, and getting her back won't be as simple as writing a check. The cost will leave her broken hearted, hating him forever."

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Lisa Zimmerman, Wyatt Baker (Narrator)

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Colel

"From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes Colel, a Standalone, Romantic Comedy a la Paranormal. SOMETIMES LOVE BITES AND SOMETIMES IT STINGS. Colel, the Goddess of Bees, has been looking for Mr. Right for over seventy thousand years. So when she meets the hunky owner of a small-town flower shop and explodes with flutters and tingles, she’s almost certain that he’s the one. Only two problems: her tiny black-and-yellow army suddenly won’t let her anywhere near him, and…is that a freaking epinephrine pen in the fridge? “Dear gods! He’s allergic to bees? Say it isn’t so.” If simply dating the guy will kill him, how will she ever know for sure if he’s really the one? Colel has a solution, but it’s drastic. Even for her. And what if he says no? WARNING: This book contains foul language, gratuitous sex against a truck, outrageously rude immortal warriors in leather pants, snow, pigheaded gods, a sexually frustrated goddess, a very hot and hunky florist guy with a bad attitude and a big secret, Brutus bubble baths, a sneaky invisible unicorn, unrequited love, bees, bees, and more bees, and chocolates."

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Ada Sinclair (Narrator)

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Brutus

"From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes BRUTUS, a Paranormal Romantic Comedy that will surely cause evil vampires to kidnap the author. Can the World’s Toughest Immortal Warrior Win the Heart of the World’s Toughest Immortal Woman? Brutus is not your average immortal warrior. He leads the gods’ army, he’s tough as nails, and his mind is so powerful, he no longer speaks to communicate with his men. Some call him telepathic; he just calls it being a badass. But despite the many bloody battles and hard-won victories, this is one mission he’s not so sure about. There is a plague sweeping the immortal world. Gods, vampires, incubi—no one is safe, except for those with mates, and sadly, there just aren’t enough women to go around. To keep the gods’ army intact, ready to protect the human world, Brutus must convince a group of ancient female warriors, located deep in the Amazon jungle, to return home with him, and…well…go on dates with his men. But when the toughest, meanest, man-hating, sexiest woman of the group catches his eye, all he can think about is conquering her heart. WARNING: This book contains a smokin’ hot immortal warrior looking for his forever love, a randy invisible unicorn, and bad, bad, such bad language. Okay, and some sex. Fine, yes! Lots of sex! And a kitten, a bit of violence, a man who loves knitting, mannibalism, unruly deities, Mayan priests who babysit animals, a naked goddess who wears a bee bikini, leather pants (for men), a very randy ghost who’s desperate for her HEA, anecdotes about evil mermen, a BIG plot twist even the author didn’t see coming, and a ton of romancy kind of stuff. "

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Roberto Scarlato (Narrator)

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The Goddess of Forgetfulness

"From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a hilarious Paranormal Rom-Com, The Goddess of Forgetfulness.WARNING: This book contains bad sexy men, offensive language, randy gods, tongue kissing, horrible jokes, go-go boots, a missing unicorn, evil mermen, political incorrectness, brutal honesty, and a crazy plot twist only longtime Mimi fans will see coming (maybe). “FORGET ME! PLEASE!”The Goddess of Forgetfulness has spent seventy thousand years wishing for a man to remember her for more than five seconds. But when her wish is finally granted, she’s appalled. Távas is cocky, handsome, and seven feet of rude muscled man. He can’t possibly be her mate! But all signs are pointing to yes. Okay, at least a strong maybe. Is this some sort of cosmic dating error? She darn well hopes so. Determined to discover the truth, she agrees to one date. Just one! But the night is about to reveal that his real identity is crazier and more alluring than she ever imagined. "

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Author), Ada Sinclair (Narrator)

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