"When I said 'get a new hobby,' I meant kayaking, not decking the halls with garlands of gore.
My newest therapy client is the definition of a DILF. His distractingly handsome face is all to blame for my mess-up. If that wasn't bad enough, now I'm practically stalking the murderous golden retriever. Can he even hear me arguing for pottery classes over the electric carver? Oh, it's a bone saw? My mistake.
Merry Christmas! I'm getting myself an accessory to murder.
After a helpful talk with my beautiful divorce therapist, I decided to get into manslaughter.
Maybe it's not the hobby she had in mind, but the idea always interested me, and there are plenty of predators I'd love to turn into prey.
And what do you know? My therapist was right. I do feel better!
She seems a little ethically confused and personally concerned. She's even cuter when grumpy and exasperated. We'd make the perfect couple if she'd stop threatening to call the FBI.
Contains mature content. A complete list of content warnings can be found on the author's website."
"Two years ago I made her my final girl. Perhaps I'm a little obsessed. The shrine covering my bedroom wall would certainly agree. I've even played out a few scenarios that end with her taking my knife in much more creative ways than usual.
Today is the day I finally take her life.
I'm ramping up the carnage and tying up loose ends in bloody bows. There's another serial killer in Umbra Valley and the Massacre Maniac won't be outdone. However, our local femme fatale isn't waiting around for me to kill my obsession. Appears she hates me as much as I hate her.
'Meet at midnight', that's what the letter says. Cute.
Don't tango with the devil, sweetheart. You're about to learn that he doesn't play fair.
Expect this thriller romance to include:
Rival serial killers
MxF dark romance
Masks + Hidden Identities
Dangerous lovers who never stop going for the kill
Author Notes: Each book in the Umbra Valley series will feature a new couple. This book can be listened to as a standalone."
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