Audiobooks by Joshua Piven

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Apocalypse

It’s the apocalypse—now what? Prepare for the end of civilization with the help of the world’s bestselling survival guide series and learn how to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again. The doomsday clock is seconds from midnight. Extinction-level dangers draw closer with every tick. But fear not! Here is an indispensable guide to preparing for and surviving the ultimate in worst-case scenarios, with humor to lighten the load. You can’t panic if you’re laughing. Dozens of survival experts provide step-by-step instructions on how to pack a Go Bag in thirty minutes, how to make your bunker feel like home, how to survive an alien invasion, how to defeat a robot uprising, how to survive the next pandemic, how to fend off a hostile clan, how to eat insects and rodents, how to rebuild a utopian society, and many more tips for the end of the world as we know it.

David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven (Author), L.J. Ganser (Narrator)

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An Audio Bundle: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbooks for Travel, Dating & Sex, and Work

Danger! It lurks at every corner! Volcanoes. Sharks. Pickup artists. Savage bike messengers. Keep this audio bundle on your phone, under the pillow, in the glove compartment, and anywhere else to help you survive the most harrowing predicaments-jam-packed with how-to, hands-on, step-by-step, instructions on everything you need to know to face the perils of travel, work or romance!

David Borgenicht, Jennifer Worick, Joshua Piven (Author), Jeff Woodman, Laura Hamilton, Penn Jillette (Narrator)

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Work

Work is bad enough, but what if things go really wrong? The Worst-Case Scenario authors come to the rescue with expert advice for surviving dozens of nightmare on-the-job scenarios, whether in the office or on the loading dock. From savage bike messengers to a bag of pretzels stuck in the lunchroom vending machine, peril is everywhere. Learn how to sneak out of a meeting, treat a deep-fryer burn, and survive a stockroom avalanche. Expertly remove a dent from the company car, extract a tie caught in the photocopier, and survive a workplace romance. Hands-on, step-by-step instructions guide you through these and other crises that can strike between 9 and 5, or on the swing shift. This is the one desk reference you can’t live without.

David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven (Author), Jeff Woodman (Narrator)

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Expert Advice for Extreme Situations

Danger! It lurks at every corner. Quicksand. Sharks. Cyberbullies. Super-Flu. From wrestling an alligator to evading drones to landing a plane if the pilot passes out, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook is here to help with expert, step-by-step instructions for life's sudden turns for the worst. Needed now more than ever, this revised and expanded edition-published on the international bestseller's 20th anniversary-delivers frightening and funny real advice listeners need to know fast. With crucial information added from across the Worst-Case series and 20 all-new scenarios for twenty-first century threats (extreme weather, 'fake news,' dropping a cell phone in the toilet), this action-packed audio handbook brings emergency instruction for anxious times.

David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven (Author), Robert Petkoff (Narrator)

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As Luck Would Have It: Incredible Stories, from Lottery Wins to Lightning Strikes

Once upon a time, there was a swimming-pool repairman who only had a hundred-dollar bill to pay for a hot dog, requested the change in lottery tickets, and subsequently won $180 million. Strange, but ultimately true. In this insightful, thoroughly entertaining book, countless similar case studies of "as luck would have it ..." are presented, offering a fascinating survey of the phenomenon. Weaving the subjects' own beliefs about their experiences with compelling research on chance, probability, and luck psychology, As Luck Would Have It also includes research on how to prepare for luck, how to deal with it when it arrives, and how to make the choices that will most benefit you. Are you ready?

Joshua Piven (Author), J.P. Guimont (Narrator)

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating & Sex

Don't get caught with your pants down! Keep this audiobook under the pillow, in the glove compartment, and anywhere you might encounter the perils of romance. Experts provide instructions on what you need to know fast, like how to fend off a pickup artist, how to have sex in a small space, how to deal with a cheating lover, how to remove difficult clothing, how to survive an obsessive ex, how to survive if you wake up next to someone whose name you don't remember. Plus a handy appendix of body language, pickup lines and useful excuses. The authors have appeared on 20/20, Today, National Enquirer TV, as well as in Time, USA Today, The New Yorker, People, Forbes, The Washington Post, Glamour and Entertainment Weekly. Their previous books, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook and The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Travel have been #1 Los Angeles Times Nonfiction Paperback Bestsellers, #1 Amazon.com Nonfiction Paperback Bestsellers, New York Times Best-sellers, Publishers Weekly Best-Sellers and USA Today Best-sellers.

David Borgenicht, Jennifer Worick, Joshua Piven (Author), Laura Hamilton (Narrator)

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Travel

Providing frightening and funny real information, this indispensable follow-up to the New York Times best-seller, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, continues as the definitive handbooks for those times when life (and travel) takes a sudden turn for the worse. Another essential companion for a perilous age. Because you never know... The authors have appeared on 20/20, Today, National Enquirer TV, as well as in Time, USA Today, The New Yorker, People, Forbes, The Washington Post, Glamour and Entertainment Weekly.

David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven (Author), Penn Jillette (Narrator)

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The Worst-Case Scenario: Survival Handbook

Danger! It lurks at every corner. Volcanoes. Sharks. Mountain lions. Quicksand. Terrorists. The pilot of the plane blacks out and it's up to you to land the jet. What do you do? The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook is here to help survive the most harrowing predicaments: jam-packed with how-to, hands-on, step-by-step, instructions on everything you need to know fast'from detecting a bomb to delivering a baby in the back of a cab. Providing frightening and funny real information, this indispensable guide is the definitive handbook for those times when life takes a sudden turn for the worse. The essential companion for a perilous age. Because you never know...

David Borgenicht, Joshua Piven (Author), Burt Reynolds (Narrator)

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