Audiobooks by John Gaspard

The Sword and Mr. Stone: A Wild Modern-Day Quest for King Arthur’s Magical Sword, Excalibur!

"This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. “A Fun Romp. An Unlikely Hero. A Great Pick-Me-Up.” Edward Stone’s quiet life is completely upended when he’s pulled into a wild and wacky search for King Arthur’s fabled lost sword, Excalibur. From the towering monuments of Stonehenge to the dark mists of Loch Ness, Stone finds himself battling evil forces intent upon possessing this long-lost treasure. It’s only when he embraces the magical nature of the legend that he’s finally able to harness the epic forces behind Excalibur, the Sword of Power. “A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson “If you need to laugh and a great story, read this!”"

John Gaspard (Author), Digital Voice David - American Narrator E (Narrator)

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Rehearsed To Death

"It's The Most Murderous Time of the Year ... When the director (and star) of the theater's annual production of A Christmas Carol is found murdered, Leah must not only take over directing duties ... but also figure out who the killer is before they kill again. Then a second body turns up among all the stored set pieces ... and it suddenly becomes a mad race to make it to opening night without losing anymore cast members. This fun and festive yuletide mystery pits Leah against her cleverest killer yet; a fiend who is determined to add even more ghosts to Charles Dickens' classic tale. 'This new cozy series will keep you guessing until the very end!' — Storeybook Reviews"

John Gaspard (Author), Margaret Mikkelsen (Narrator)

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The Como Lake Players Mystery Box Set: Acting Can Be Murder, Dying To Audition, Rehearsed To Death

"All Three Como Lake Players Mysteries in One Audiobook Box Set! ACTING CAN BE MURER The Phrase “Dying On Stage” Takes on a Whole New Meaning After fleeing a failed relationship in New York, actress Leah Sexton finds herself as the new Executive Director of the Como Lake Players—a small community theater nestled in a sleepy St. Paul neighborhood. The initial calm of this new position is shattered immediately when a local critic—who had just panned the theater’s latest production—is found murdered on the show’s set. On the heels of this grisly discovery, the show’s lead actress tumbles down a flight of stairs—or was she pushed? To keep the show running and the theater afloat, Leah offers to step into the leading role. The arrival of her ex-boyfriend amid anonymous threats against her and the show require Leah to act as if her life depends on it. Because it does. DYING TO AUDITION One of the actors gave a killer audition. The only question is: Will they kill again? What begins as a simple evening of auditions for The Importance of Being Earnest turns into a deadly mystery for Leah and her cast. REHEARSED TO DEATH It's The Most Murderous Time of the Year ... When the director (and star) of the theater's annual production of A Christmas Carol is found murdered, Leah must not only take over directing duties ... but also figure out who the killer is before they kill again."

John Gaspard (Author), Margaret Mikklesen (Narrator)

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The Curious Mysteries of Eli Marks

"Unleash your inner detective with teenage magician Eli Marks! Join thirteen-year-old Eli as he moves in with his magician uncle and uncovers the secrets of the magic world in “The Curious Mysteries of Eli Marks.” With brain-teasing puzzles in each chapter, Eli uses his smarts to solve mysteries while learning about the fascinating world of magic. Readers can join in the fun and try to solve the puzzles alongside Eli … PLUS learn ten amazing magic tricks with step-by-step instructions and illustrations in the second half of the book. “The Curious Mysteries of Eli Marks” is sure to captivate readers from beginning to end. Don't miss out on this spellbinding adventure! 'The Curious Mysteries of Eli Marks is the perfect way to get young people interested in reading and get them interested in the world’s greatest art form…MAGIC! Highly recommended!' — Lance Burton, Master Magician"

John Gaspard (Author), Alex Mitts (Narrator)

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The Popcorn Principles Strike Back: Interviews With Screenwriters Who Also Write Novels

"Mastering Fiction with Hollywood's Finest Writers Discover the secrets of successful storytelling from twelve acclaimed writers who have mastered the art of captivating audiences across both the screen and the page. From Nicholas Meyer (The Seven-Per-Cent Solution) to Dennis Palumbo (My Favorite Year), Lawrence Allan (Big Fat F@!k Up), April Smith (Cagney & Lacey), Ken Levine (M*A*S*H, Cheers), Matt Goldman (Seinfeld), Phoef Sutton (Cheers, Boston Legal), Ellen Byron (Wings, Just Shoot Me), John August (Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory), Kellye Garrett (Cold Case), Nick Mohammed (Intelligence), and Tom Straw (Night Court), these accomplished authors share their wisdom, wit, and inspiration, providing a master class in storytelling. These storytellers offer invaluable advice on character development, plot structure, dialogue, and more, drawing from their unique experiences in film and television and how those insights have shaped their approach to writing novels. Whether you're an aspiring novelist looking to learn from the best or a film buff curious about the creative process behind your favorite movies and shows, 'The Popcorn Principles Strike Back' is a must-read. Don't miss this opportunity to take your writing to the next level with the help of these talented writers. Get your copy today and start applying their invaluable lessons to your own storytelling journey!"

John Gaspard (Author), April Smith, Dennis Palumbo, Ellen Byron, John August, John Gaspard, Kellye Garrett, Ken Levine, Lawrence Allan, Matt Goldman, Nicholas Meyer, Nick Mohammed, Phoef Sutton, Tom Straw (Narrator)

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The Popcorn Principles: Triple Feature Box Set: Supersize Your Storytelling Skills with Three Essent

"Unleash your storytelling potential with 'The Popcorn Principles: Triple Feature Box Set,' a comprehensive guide for novel writers inspired by the magic of movies. This box set includes three indispensable books designed to elevate your fiction writing using principles gleaned from the world of filmmaking. What's Inside: 1. The Popcorn Principles: A Novelist's Guide To Learning From Movies - Discover 25 essential storytelling concepts from pre-production to distribution. - Learn how to apply cinematic techniques to your novels, making your stories compelling and emotionally engaging. - Includes practical homework and movie-watching assignments to deepen your understanding. 2. More Popcorn Principles: The Sequel! - Dive deeper with additional principles that expand on the foundational techniques. - Explore advanced storytelling methods to refine and enhance your writing craft. - Gain insights from top filmmakers, screenwriters, and industry professionals. 3. The Popcorn Principles Strike Back: Interviews With Screenwriters Who Also Write Novels - Hear from acclaimed filmmakers and screenwriters like Nicholas Meyer, Dennis Palumbo, Phoef Sutton, April Smith, Tom Straw and more. - Learn how to adapt film industry secrets to your writing process. - Access exclusive interviews and anecdotes that provide a unique perspective on storytelling."

John Gaspard (Author), John Gaspard (Narrator)

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More Popcorn Principles: The Sequel!: (Further Cinematic Storytelling Strategies for Novelists)

"Unlock Your Novel's Full Potential with More Popcorn Principles: The Sequel! John Gaspard's 'More Popcorn Principles: The Sequel! (Further Cinematic Storytelling Strategies for Novelists)' is an illuminating guide that takes you on a cinematic journey, revealing the secrets to crafting compelling narratives and characters that resonate. This book is an invaluable tool for any aspiring or seasoned novelist, blending Gaspard's deep understanding of the art of storytelling with inspiration from the world of film. Gaspard presents 23 power-packed principles that will revolutionize your approach to writing. Just as a film director uses a camera to capture the most captivating scenes, Gaspard teaches you to wield your pen to craft striking narratives and unforgettable characters. This accessible guide allows you to jump to topics that spark your interest, with each chapter concluding with thought-provoking questions and a curated viewing list, engaging your mind and stoking your creative fires. Gaspard’s approach is grounded in his comprehensive understanding of storytelling and is shaped by his vast experience in both novel-writing and filmmaking. 'More Popcorn Principles: The Sequel!' is not just a book— it's an immersive masterclass, a transformative journey that will empower and enlighten you, helping you shape your experiences, ideas, and passion into a captivating narrative. As you turn its pages, you'll discover how to harness your narrative voice, master the craft of dialogue, and weave plots that will leave your readers wanting more. Get ready to take your novel-writing journey to the next level!"

John Gaspard (Author), John Gaspard (Narrator)

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An Opening Nightmare: A Como Lake Players Short Mystery

"A Killer Show, With the Corpses To Prove It When an audience member is stabbed in the middle of an Opening Night performance, Leah must figure out who this clever killer is ... and make sure they don't kill the run of her show! Or murder her, as well! A great introduction to The Como Lake Players mystery series: New Executive Director (and former actress) Leah Sexton must navigate the twisty world of community theater while dealing with crazy Board members, egomaniacal directors, self-centered actors ... and the occasional cold-blooded killer. 'This new cozy series will keep you guessing until the very end!' — Storeybook Reviews"

John Gaspard (Author), Margaret Mikkelsen (Narrator)

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Fast, Cheap & Under Control: Lessons Learned from the Greatest Low-Budget Movies of All Time

"Dying to make a feature? Learn from the pros! 'We never put out an actual textbook for the Corman School of Filmmaking, but if we did, it would be Fast, Cheap and Under Control.' — Roger Corman, Producer ★★★★★ It’s like taking a Master Class in moviemaking…all in one book! - Jonathan Demme: The value of cameos - John Sayles: Writing to your resources - Peter Bogdanovich: Long, continuous takes - John Cassavetes: Re-Shoots - Steven Soderbergh: Rehearsals - George Romero: Casting - Kevin Smith: Skipping film school - Jon Favreau: Creating an emotional connection - Richard Linklater: Poverty breeds creativity - David Lynch: Kill your darlings - Ron Howard: Pre-production planning - John Carpenter: Going low-tech - Robert Rodriguez: Sound thinking And more! Learn the tricks and pitfalls of low-budget filmmaking from 33 successful independent films and the filmmakers who created them. Includes never before published interviews with low-budget mavericks such as Steven Soderbergh, Roger Corman, Jon Favreau, Henry Jaglom, and many more. Learn the lessons from such classics as Clerks, Night of the Living Dead, Swingers, Open Water, El Mariachi, Slacker, sex, lies and videotape, The Blair Witch Project, Eraserhead, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Dark Star, Return of the Secaucus Seven, The Little Shop of Horrors, Caged Heat and Targets. Are you dying to make a movie? This is the one book that can help you make it a reality. Grab it now! ★★★★★"

John Gaspard (Author), John Gaspard (Narrator)

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Box Set: Fast, Cheap and Under Control ... and ... Fast, Cheap and Written That Way: Two Classic Fil

"Two classic filmmaking books in one box set: 'Fast, Cheap and Under Control: Lessons Learned from the Greatest Low-Budget Movies of All Time' Learn the tricks and pitfalls of low-budget filmmaking from 33 successful independent films and the filmmakers who created them. Includes never before published interviews with low-budget mavericks such as Steven Soderbergh, Roger Corman, Jon Favreau, Henry Jaglom, and many more. 'Fast, Cheap and Written That Way: Top Screenwriters on Writing for Low-Budget Movies' Hollywood's top screenwriters look back at their early low-budget efforts and provide valuable tips, tricks, and advice on how to create a solid screenplay for a low-budget movie. Includes in-depth interviews with: Tom DiCillo (Living in Oblivion), Whit Stillman (Metropolitan), Richard Glatzer (Grief), Henry Jaglom (Venice/Venice), Dan Futterman (Capote), John McNaughton (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer), Coleman Hough (Bubble), Rebecca Miller (Personal Velocity), Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator), Joan Micklin Silver (Hester Street), Ali Selim (Sweet Land), Stephen Belber (Tape), Eric Bogosian (subUrbia), George Romero (Martin), Bob Clark (Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things), Roger Nygard (Suckers), Alex Cox (Repo Man), Amy Holden Jones (Love Letters), Kenneth Lonergan (You Can Count On Me), Dylan Kidd (Roger Dodger), LM Kit Carson (Paris, Texas), Kasi Lemmons (Eve's Bayou), and Miranda July (Me and You and Everyone We Know). 'We never put out an actual textbook for the Corman School of Filmmaking, but if we did, it would be Fast, Cheap and Under Control.' — Roger Corman, Producer, New Horizons 'This terrific little book explains how to make every penny count on the often arduous journey from script to screen.' — John Carpenter, Director, Halloween, Starman, Escape from New York "

John Gaspard (Author), Andy Moratnz, Ash Steel, Chris Clyne, Jim Cunningham, John Gaspard, Josh Wallace, Lauren Gobes, Margaret Mikkelson, Nathan Taber (Narrator)

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The Popcorn Principles: A Novelist's Guide To Learning From Movies

"Take your novel to the next level. Unlock the power of the silver screen with The Popcorn Principles, a guide to fiction and novel writing. It will help you: • Craft unforgettable characters • Write compelling scenes • Hide exposition • Structure powerful endings With this book (and the movies it draws on), you'll learn the tools and techniques used by screenwriters, which you can apply to your own writing. Craft your next novel and become a better writer with The Popcorn Principles. (Popcorn not included.) Includes interviews and tips from Roger Corman, Jon Favreau, Steven Soderbergh, George Romero, Bob Odenkirk, Stuart Gordon, Miranda July, Academy-Award winner Kenneth Lonergan, editor Carol Littleton ('The Big Chill'), Dan O'Bannon ('Alien'), Tom DiCillo ('Living in Oblivion), Academy-Award nominees Whit Stillman ('Metropolitan') and Dan Futterman ('Capote'), and Alex Cox ('Repo Man')."

John Gaspard (Author), John Gaspard (Narrator)

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Dying To Audition: A Como Lake Players Mystery (Book 2)

"(previously published under the pen name Bobbie Raymond) One of the actors gave a killer audition. The only question is: Will they kill again? What begins as a simple evening of auditions for The Importance of Being Earnest turns into a deadly mystery for Leah and her cast. First one actor is murdered, then another disappears, leaving Leah in the dangerous position of trying to solve the crimes while re-casting her show. Will Leah make it to Opening Night before one more tragedy strikes her comedy? "

John Gaspard (Author), Margaret Mikkelsen (Narrator)

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