Audiobooks by Irvine Welsh

"Brought to you by Penguin. Choose life. Choose love? The Trainspotting crew fall for rave and romance in the blazing new novel from the No.1 bestseller. It is the late 1980s, the closing years of Thatcher’s Britain. For the Trainspotting crew, a new era is about to begin – a time for hope, for love, for raving. Leaving heroin behind and separated after a drug deal gone wrong, Renton, Sick Boy, Spud and Begbie each want to feel alive. They fill their days with sex and romance and trying to get ahead; they follow the call of the dance floor, with its promise of joy and redemption. Sick Boy starts an intense relationship with Amanda, his ‘princess’ – rich, connected, everything that he is not. When the pair set a date for their wedding, Sick Boy sees a chance for his generation to take control at last. But as the 1990s dawn, will finding love be the answer to the group’s dreams or just another doomed quest? © Irvine Welsh 2025 (P) Penguin Audio 2025"

Irvine Welsh (Author), Tam Dean Burn Burn (Narrator)

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T2 Trainspotting

"Brought to you by Penguin. Now a major film directed by Danny Boyle reuniting the cast of Trainspotting Years on from Trainspotting Sick Boy is back in Edinburgh after a long spell in London. Having failed spectacularly as a hustler, pimp, husband, father and businessman, Sick Boy taps into an opportunity which to him represents one last throw of the dice. However, to realise his ambitions within the Adult industries, Sick Boy must team up with old pal and fellow exile Mark Renton. Still scheming, still scamming, Sick Boy and Renton soon find out that they have unresolved issues to address concerning the unhinged Begbie, the troubled, drug-addled Spud, but, most of all, with each other. T2 Trainspotting was previously published as Porno. © Irvine Welsh 2002 (P) Penguin Audio 2025"

Irvine Welsh (Author), Tam Dean Burn Burn (Narrator)

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Resolution

"Brought to you by Penguin The #1 Sunday Times bestseller is back with a powerful, riveting novel, as maverick investigator Ray Lennox discovers that confronting his past could cost him everything. OLD TRUTHS HAVE NEW CONSEQUENCES Ray Lennox is determined to move on from his darkest days. The former detective has left Edinburgh for a fresh start in Brighton. Soon, his fixations and addictions have been replaced with quiet evenings and a rigorous fitness regime. Then Lennox meets Mathew Cardingworth. Rich, smooth-talking and immaculately dressed, he presents himself as a successful, and respectable, property developer. Yet their encounter reawakens memories that have haunted Lennox for decades, sending him into a spiral of confusion and rage. Lennox has no choice – he must confront the events of his childhood. But the more he identifies the links between Cardingworth, the disappearance of a group of foster care boys and the violence of his past, the more he finds himself asking: What will he sacrifice to achieve resolution at last? PRAISE FOR NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER IRVINE WELSH: ‘There’s only one Welsh and you should be reading him’ OBSERVER ‘The best thing that has happened to British writing for decades’ SUNDAY TIMES ‘Powerful . . . A bracing and engaging read’ DAILY TELEGRAPH © Irvine Welsh 2024 (P) Penguin Audio 2024"

Irvine Welsh (Author), Tam Dean Burn Burn (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Trainspotting

"Muy pocas veces alguien se atrevió a recomendar tan fervientemente una novela. «Merece vender más ejemplares que la Biblia», afirmó Rebel Inc., una insolente revista literaria escocesa. De inmediato celebrada por los críticos más estrictos pero leída también por aquellos que raramente se acercan a los libros, 'Trainspotting' se convirtió en uno de los acontecimientos literarios y también extraliterarios de la última década. Fue rápidamente adaptada al teatro y luego llevada a la pantalla por Danny Boyle, uno de los jóvenes prodigio del cine inglés. Sus protagonistas son un grupo de jóvenes desesperadamente realistas, ni se les ocurre pensar en el futuro: saben que nada o casi nada va a cambiar, habitantes del otro Edimburgo, el que no aparece en los famosos festivales, capital europea del sida y paraíso de la desocupación, la miseria y la prostitución, embarcados en una peripecia vital cuyo combustible es la droga, «el elixir que les da la vida, y se la quita». Welsh escribe en el áspero, colorido, vigoroso lenguaje de las calles. Y entre pico y pico, entre borracheras y fútbol, sexo y rock and roll, la negra picaresca, la épica astrosa de los que nacieron en el lado duro de la vida, de los que no tienen otra salida que escapar, o amortiguar el dolor de existir con lo primero que caiga en sus manos. «Una novela que es el equivalente literario de una bomba de hidrógeno» (Martin Crawford, The Big Spoon). «La novela fundamental de un escritor fundamental. Irvine Welsh, un maestro del lenguaje popular, con un estilo de boxeador sin guantes, ataca con ferocidad el cuerpo de nuestra sociedad. Tristísima, pero también de un ingenio perverso, nos conduce en una gira infernal por los guetos psíquicos donde se refugian los drogotas, los borrachos, los desesperados y los perdedores… Una novela terrible, pero al mismo tiempo arrebatadora» (Jeff Torrington). «El Celine escocés de los noventa» (The Guardian)."

Irvine Welsh (Author), Aleix Peña Miralles, David Jenner Husson, Luis David García Márquez, Masumi Mutsuda Zapater, Raúl Rodríguez García, Roger Isasi-Isasmendi Jordà, Roger Serradell Zamora, Sara Gómez Alonso (Narrator)

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The Long Knives

"Brought to you by Penguin. Justice can be a blunt instrument 'Men like him usually tell the story. In business. Politics. Media. But not this time: I repeat, he is not writing this story.' Ritchie Gulliver MP is dead. Castrated and left to bleed in an empty Leith warehouse. Vicious, racist and corrupt, many thought he had it coming. But nobody could have predicted this. After the life Gulliver has led, the suspects are many: corporate rivals, political opponents, the countless groups he's offended. And the vulnerable and marginalised, who bore the brunt of his cruelty - those without a voice, without a choice, without a chance. As Detective Ray Lennox unravels the truth, and the list of brutal attacks grows, he must put his personal feelings aside. But one question refuses to go away... Who are the real victims here? © Irvine Welsh 2022 (P) Penguin Audio 2022"

Irvine Welsh (Author), Tam Dean Burn Burn (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Acid House

"Irvine Welsh agita las conciencias y la literatura con este audiolibro, compuesto por una colección de relatos y una novela corta con historias escandalosas y perturbadoras, aunque también despiadadamente divertidas. Un jugador de fútbol que está sufriendo un mal trip y una mujer embarazada camino del hospital son heridos por un rayo en una tormenta y se produce un curioso cambio de identidades; Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Kim Basinger y Victoria Principal toman el sol en Santa Mónica y discuten como camioneros los encantos de los empleados de una empresa de mudanzas; Boab Coyle, borracho y quejica, se encuentra en un pub a Dios, que le da algunas lecciones sobre la vida antes de convertirlo en una mosca; un joven heroinómano va a ver a su abuela, decidido a robarle hasta la ropa que lleva puesta, y descubre que la vieja es el camello más importante de la zona. Pero aun las más divertidas historias esconden una subterránea corriente de desesperación, que sube hasta la superficie en 'Un listillo', la novela corta que cierra este audiolibro, dura, sarcástica y nada sentimental; crónica de la vida de un joven drogadicto y buscavidas que va de Edimburgo a Londres, de un trabajo a otro, de la confusión al caos."

Irvine Welsh (Author), Pepe Odena (Narrator)

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Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance

"Brought to you by Penguin. Rebecca Navarro, best-selling authoress of Regency romances, suffers a paralysing stroke. Assisted by her nurse, Rebecca plans her revenge on her unfaithful husband. But will Freddy Royle, hospital trustee, celebrity and necrophiliac, thwart those plans? Dave Thornton, soccer thug, has lost his heart to flawed beauty Samantha Worthington. Together they go in search of the man who marketed the drug that crippled her - in order to cripple him. Lloyd from Leith has a transfiguring passion for the unhappily married Heather. Together they explore the true nature of house music and chemical romance. Will their ardour fizzle and die in the grim backstreets of Edinburgh, or will it ignite and blaze like a thousand suns? © Irvine Welsh 1996 (P) Penguin Audio 2022"

Irvine Welsh (Author), Tam Dean Burn Burn (Narrator)

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Crime

"Brought to you by Penguin. ** Now a major Britbox TV show ** Detective Inspector Ray Lennox has fled to Miami to escape the aftermath of a mental breakdown induced by occupational stress and cocaine abuse, and a harrowing child-sex murder case back in Edinburgh. But his fiancée Trudi is only interested in planning their wedding, and soon Lennox cast adrift, alone in Florida. A coke-fuelled binge brings him into contact with another victim of sexual predation, ten-year-old Tianna, and Lennox flees across the state with his terrified charge, determined to protect her at any cost. But can Lennox trust his own instincts? And can he handle Tianna, while still trying to get to grips with the Edinburgh murder? © Irvine Welsh 2008 (P) Penguin Audio 2021"

Irvine Welsh (Author), Tam Dean Burn Burn (Narrator)

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Dead Men's Trousers

"*THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER* Random House presents the audiobook edition of Dead Men's Trousers by Irvine Welsh, read by Tam Dean Burn. Mark Renton is finally a success. An international jet-setter, he now makes significant money managing DJs, but the constant travel, airport lounges, soulless hotel rooms and broken relationships have left him dissatisfied with his life. He’s then rocked by a chance encounter with Frank Begbie, from whom he’d been hiding for years after a terrible betrayal and the resulting debt. But the psychotic Begbie appears to have reinvented himself as a celebrated artist and – much to Mark’s astonishment – doesn’t seem interested in revenge. Sick Boy and Spud, who have agendas of their own, are intrigued to learn that their old friends are back in town, but when they enter the bleak world of organ-harvesting, things start to go so badly wrong. Lurching from crisis to crisis, the four men circle each other, driven by their personal histories and addictions, confused, angry – so desperate that even Hibs winning the Scottish Cup doesn’t really help. One of these four will not survive to the end of this book. Which one of them is wearing Dead Men’s Trousers? Fast and furious, scabrously funny and weirdly moving, this is a spectacular return of the crew from Trainspotting."

Irvine Welsh (Author), Tam Dean Burn Burn (Narrator)

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The Blade Artist

"Jim Francis has finally found the perfect life – and is now unrecognisable, even to himself. A successful painter and sculptor, he lives quietly with his wife, Melanie, and their two young daughters, in an affluent beach town in California. Some say he’s a fake and a con man, while others see him as a genuine visionary. But Francis has a very dark past, with another identity and a very different set of values. When he crosses the Atlantic to his native Scotland, for the funeral of a murdered son he barely knew, his old Edinburgh community expects him to take bloody revenge. But as he confronts his previous life, all those friends and enemies – and, most alarmingly, his former self – Francis seems to have other ideas. When Melanie discovers something gruesome in California, which indicates that her husband’s violent past might also be his psychotic present, things start to go very bad, very quickly. The Blade Artist is an elegant, electrifying novel – ultra violent but curiously redemptive – and it marks the return of one of modern fiction’s most infamous, terrifying characters, the incendiary Francis Begbie from Trainspotting."

Irvine Welsh (Author), Tam Dean Burn Burn (Narrator)

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A Decent Ride

"Shortlisted for the 2015 Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse prize for comic fiction A rampaging force of nature is wreaking havoc on the streets of Edinburgh, but has top shagger, drug-dealer, gonzo-porn-star and taxi-driver, ‘Juice’ Terry Lawson, finally met his match in Hurricane ‘Bawbag’? Can Terry discover the fate of the missing beauty, Jinty Magdalen, and keep her idiot-savant lover, the man-child Wee Jonty, out of prison? Will he find out the real motives of unscrupulous American businessman and reality-TV star, Ronald Checker? And, crucially, will Terry be able to negotiate life after a terrible event robs him of his sexual virility, and can a new fascination for the game of golf help him to live without… A DECENT RIDE? A Decent Ride sees Irvine Welsh back on home turf, leaving us in the capable hands of one of his most compelling and popular characters, ‘Juice’ Terry Lawson, and introducing another bound for cult status, Wee Jonty MacKay: a man with the genitals and brain of a donkey. In his funniest, filthiest book yet, Irvine Welsh celebrates an un-reconstructed misogynist hustler – a central character who is shameless but also, oddly, decent –and finds new ways of making wild comedy out of fantastically dark material, taking on some of the last taboos. So fasten your seatbelts, because this is one ride that could certainly get a little bumpy…"

Irvine Welsh (Author), Tam Dean Burn Burn (Narrator)

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The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

"When Lucy Brennan, a Miami Beach personal-fitness trainer, disarms a gunman chasing two frightened homeless men, the police and the breaking-news cameras are not far behind and, within hours, Lucy is a media hero. The solitary eye-witness is the depressed and overweight Lena Sorensen, who becomes obsessed with Lucy and signs up as her client – though she seems more interested in the trainer’s body than her own. When the two women find themselves more closely aligned, and can’t stop thinking about the sex lives of Siamese twins, the real problems start... In the aggressive, foul-mouthed trainer, Lucy Brennan, and the needy, manipulative Lena Sorensen, Irvine Welsh has created two of his most memorable female protagonists, and one of the most bizarre, sado-masochistic folies à deux in contemporary fiction. Featuring murder, depravity and revenge – and enormous amounts of food and sex – The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins taps into two great obsessions of our time – how we look and where we live – and tells a story so subversive and dark it blacks out the Florida sun. Warning: contains explicit content."

Irvine Welsh (Author), Lorelei King, Penelope Rawlins (Narrator)

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