Audiobooks by H.P. Holo

Excess

"LOOT LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Losing a trusty weapon is like losing a close friend, and Pix’s beloved capacitor blade is on its last legs. Fortunately, she has a plan to craft a new, even better weapon. Unfortunately, her plan involves hunting down a vicious migrating monster that has more teeth than some hunters have brain cells. Even worse, this new creature has riled up the apex monster of Skull Harbor, and both of them are spoiling for a fight. But Pix has one thing they don’t: a party foolhardy enough to take them both on. She’ll need all the help she can get, because it’ll take all their combined luck, skill, and oversized weapons to put down these two monsters. But her friends have her back. After all, there’s awesome loot to be had! If they manage to survive… WARNING: Excess is a light, fast paced, feel good progression fantasy with a little saucy language and a lotta snark and banter. (So don’t read it if you don’t like cusses and/or, idk, fun.) There are no stats ‘cause I hate stats, but if you want a LitRPG vibe without all the extra-long numbers bits, GameLit it up with these dorks. They’re the worst role-playing party ever and they need all the help they can get."

H.P. Holo, Jacob Holo (Author), Tess Irondale (Narrator)

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Isekai Skies

"I GOT ENGAGED AND ENDED UP IN ANOTHER WORLD! An epic convention. An epic cosplay. An epic engagement. It was the best night of Kaito’s life—until the ground opened up beneath him. Well, technically, a portal did. Either way, it sucked. Now, trapped in another world with rampaging monsters, he’ll have to learn to survive. Fortunately, this world is conveniently similar to his favorite video game. And he’s got monster hunting experts (?) Pix and Jaz to show him the ropes. With their help, he might last long enough to find a way home. But if not, at least he’ll have fun hunting monsters before he dies! WARNING: Isekai Skies is a light, fast paced, feel good progression fantasy with a little saucy language and a lotta snark and banter. (So don’t read it if you don’t like cusses and/or, idk, fun.) There are no stats ‘cause I hate stats, but if you want a LitRPG vibe without all the extra-long numbers bits, GameLit it up with these dorks. They’re the worst role-playing party ever and they need all the help they can get."

H.P. Holo (Author), Tess Irondale (Narrator)

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Monster Punk Horizon

"TERRY PRATCHETT meets MONSTER HUNTER meets DUNGEONS & DRAGONS! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 'This book made me want to game in this world. The author has an incredible gift for smart, witty names and vivid description. The characters are appealing and carry you through this light, fun adventure with tremendous energy.' – Jane Lindskold, NYT bestselling author WANTED: MONSTER HUNTERS. PRACTICAL ARMOR OPTIONAL. Pix and Jaz are two besties who just want to drink ale and go on monster-friending quests—but not all monsters are friend-shaped. Especially not the weird-ass monstrosity that just fell from the sky. Part dragon, part bug, part cosmic horror (they guess?), The Screecher looks like it was made by a seven-year-old on a sugar rush with the powers of a mischief god. It wrecks everything in its path with equivalent not-give-a-heckery, and it’ll take all their skills to take it down. Problem is, their levels are … slightly above noob. They only just graduated from thrift shop armor. Their only assets are friendship and a whole lot of screaming. Fortunately, they live under the Dazzling Skies: an enchanted world where the magic portals above drop all sorts of magical junk. Including new friends. And they have lots of friends The Screecher doesn’t: a fire-breathing dragon pig, a cat girl pop star, a praying mantis fashionista with a beam weapon, a half-fey, half-orc barbarian who just wants to have a quiet day for once, two—count ‘em!—two talking cat companions, and Dwayne. Together, they’ll level up. And then they'll friendship the heck out of this beast. WARNING: Monster Punk Horizon is a light, fast paced, feel good progression fantasy with a little saucy language and a lotta snark and banter. (So don’t read it if you don’t like cusses and/or, idk, fun.) There are no stats ‘cause I hate stats, but if you want a LitRPG vibe without all the extra-long numbers bits, GameLit it up with these dorks. They’re the worst role-playing party ever and they need all the help they can get."

H.P. Holo (Author), Tess Irondale (Narrator)

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It Came From the Trailer Park: Volume 3

"Can't get enough Redneck Hijinks and Trailer Park Divas? Then you're in for a treat. Volume three of our popular anthology series is sure to scratch that questionable itch. With stories by Michael Knost, William Joseph Roberts, Philip K. Booker, Christopher Woods, D. Raymond Smith, David Badurina, H.P. Holo, James Palmer, Jason Cordova, Lee Ellis, M Leigh, Michael Morton, Michael Craig, and Guest Editorial by Faith Hunter Pull off your boots, crack a cold one, and come sit with us for a spell. From Crossroad Demons to Vampires, you're sure to find a favorite tale or three in this collection."

Christopher Woods, D. Raymond Smith, David Badurina, Faith Hunter, H.P. Holo, James Palmer, Jason Cordova, Lee Ellis, M. Leigh, Michael Craig, Michael Knost, Michael Morton, Philip K. Booker, William Joseph Roberts (Author), Phillip Polite (Narrator)

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Monster Punk Horizon Box Set: Books 1-3

"WANTED: MONSTER HUNTERS. PRACTICAL ARMOR OPTIONAL. Pix just wants to hunt monsters, craft armor, and pay off her college loans. Her partner Jaz does, too. She just wants to pet the monsters more. While wearing impractical hot pants armor. And wielding a sword so massive she needs magic gems to carry it. Their skill levels? Slightly above noob. But when a colossal new monster falls through the portals in the Dazzling Skies, they’ll have to raise their game. Will Pix and Jaz defeat The Screecher, or will it be Game Over for the Monstrous Continent? Box set includes the following books: 1. Monster Punk Horizon 2. Isekai Skies 3. Excess About the Series: Monster Punk Horizon is an action-packed fantasy adventure comedy for fans of tabletop role playing games, Pokémon, Digimon, Monster Hunter, and all things monster hunting, taming, and collecting. *** SEE WHAT READERS ARE SAYING ABOUT MONSTER PUNK HORIZON: 'This book made me want to game in this world. The author has an incredible gift for smart, witty names and vivid description. The characters are appealing and carry you through this light, fun adventure with tremendous energy.' – Jane Lindskold, New York Times bestselling author “Plays with planetary ecology as much as Dune ever did … Anyone who enjoys the monster hunter genre of video games should enjoy this.” – Upstream Reviews"

H.P. Holo, Jacob Holo (Author), Tess Irondale (Narrator)

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Slay Bells Ring: Operation Klaus

"Ho ho... oh hell! Is that sleigh bells ringing in your ears or a few rounds from an M60? You wanted the jolly fat man to bring Yuletide joy, but the season has gifted you with a heart breaker and a life taker — Badass Santa. Grab your eggnog and camouflage candy canes, strap on your bulletproof holiday stockings, and prepare for thrills and kills. From blood-stained rebellion at the north pole to a black ops raid on a distant planet, these eighteen action-packed tales will show you Saint Nick as you've never seen him before. It's all you'll want for Christmas."

A.M. Stevens, Ben Wolf, E.A. Shanniak, Fiona Grey, G Clatworthy, H.P. Holo, J. Clifton Slater, J. R. Handley, Jonathan Watson, Keith Hedger, Matthew Olaranont, Michael J Allen, Nathan Pedde, Nicholas R. Garber, R Max Tillsley, Reginald Lewis, Robert E. Akers, Robert W. Ross, Steve Diamond (Author), Garrett Michael Brown (Narrator)

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