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Bake Off: A Granny Horror Short Story
"Sometimes, pure evil is baked with love. Ida Mae Turnbull is the no nonsense, 82-year-old judge of Happy Hollow's annual charity baking competition. The prestigious event has been the town's pride and joy for more than a hundred years—Until his year. This year, something dark, something evil, something hungry, lurks in the cherry pie. Ida Mae will face a terror unlike any humanity has ever seen. Because sometimes, pure evil is baked with love. Because sometimes, good grannies go bad, and some bakers will do anything to win. Bake Off is a new granny horror comedy short story from D.M. Guay, author of the 24/7 Demon Mart series. It's perfect for fans of cult horror, horror comedy, monster comedy, and granny horror. Bake Off is like 'Call of Cthulhu' meets 'Great British Baking Show.' If you're looking for a quick listen--one hour or less--full of Lovecraftian hell monsters and cultists, this is the book for you. More books by D.M. Guay The Graveyard Shift: A Lovecraftian horror comedy Monster Burger: A zombie comedy Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Re)Possessed: a demon horror comedy Revenge of the Furballs: Horror comedy with fangs Kevin vs the Mothman Kevin vs the Loveland Frogs Hell for the Holidays: A Christmas horror Critters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart creature feature"
D.M. Guay (Author), Cathi Colas (Narrator)
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Angel Trouble: 24/7 Demon Mart, Book 3
"One loser, one talking cockroach, and one karate-chopping bombshell stand between you and certain death. Or not. No, definitely not, because the grim reaper's lost his job. He's been stripped of his scythe and banned from reaping. The angel of death has officially fallen, and he's crash-landed at 24/7 Demon Mart. It doesn't take long for DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to figure out that living with the angel of death isn't easy. Lost souls. Angry exes. Ancient curses. Will the grim reaper ever get his afterlife together? The outlook is not so good. The reaper isn't the only angel who's out of sorts. Lloyd's devilish boss Faust hasn't been the same since a tentacle monster spit him out of an alternate dimension, and his ex-girlfriend tried to start the zombie apocalypse. And Angel eight ball? He's having a hell of a time juggling a terrible new boss and saving Lloyd from eternal damnation. As unreaped souls stack up and the specter of death looms larger, what's the Demon Mart crew to do? Find out in this grim reaper comedy. Angel Trouble is book three in the 24/7 Demon Mart series, a humorous dark fantasy and horror-comedy book series. Includes bonus story Critters from the Poo Lagoon."
D.M. Guay (Author), Todd Haberkorn (Narrator)
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack: 24/7 Demon Mart, Book 1, 2, 0.1
"Contains books one and two of the 24/7 Demon Mart series. The Graveyard Shift, book one Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell. The gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He had no money and no prospects until the night he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the suave but devilish owner of the 24/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job. His coworkers - a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude - need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong? Monster Burger, book two One loser, one karate-chopping bombshell, and one talking cockroach stand between you and the zombie apocalypse. Demon Mart has a serious pest problem. Shoddy construction has compromised the gate. Even the neighborhood is in flux, now that the Monster Burger across the street has a snooty new owner with a personal beef against the Demon Mart staff. And Lloyd Wallace, one-time world-saving hero, is too scared to leave his house. He's had a bit of trouble dealing with the fact that zombies are real. When the store's living dead staff get restless, and human customers start shuffling around, absolutely starving, ready to eat anything they can get their hands on, it's clear 24/7 Demon Mart has a big problem. It's ground zero for the zombie apocalypse. It's up to DeeDee, Lloyd, and Kevin to save the day - again. But Lloyd will have to conquer his crippling fear long enough to do his job? Includes bonus content: Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special."
D.M. Guay (Author), Todd Haberkorn (Narrator)
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