Tim Vine - Author

About the Author

Tim Vine is a British comedian, writer, actor and presenter. He starred in the BBC series NOT GOING OUT, has written joke books and has released four comedy DVDs. 

Featured books by Tim Vine

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness Daft Jokes, Crazy Pictures, Utter Nonsense

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness Daft Jokes, Crazy Pictures, Utter Nonsense

Author: Tim Vine Format: Hardback Release Date: 10/10/2013

Welcome to TIM VINE'S BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.

Other books by Tim Vine

Punslinger

Punslinger

Author: Tim Vine Format: CD-Audio Release Date: 20/10/2011

The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book Children's Edition

The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book Children's Edition

Author: Tim Vine Format: Paperback Release Date: 29/09/2011

Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . . Velcro. What a rip off. Why do you never see an elephant on a bus? Because he's got a massive bum. So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.' Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book

Author: Tim Vine Format: Paperback Release Date: 30/09/2010

The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Tim Vine, star of stage and screen, treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers and hilarious illustrations, if this doesn't put a smile on your face, nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.

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