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Mark Lowery - Author

About the Author

Mark Lowery is a primary school teacher of Year 6 and the author of Socks are Not Enough. He lives in Cambridge.

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The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

Author: Mark Lowery Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 04/10/2018

'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORM The sixth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE series It is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Salle, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to contend with the most rubbish role in the panto (being a box) as well as organising the Santa's grotto stall at the Christmas fete with loose cannon Darren Gamble. As the panto nears, it seems that everything that could possibly go wrong is about to. It is left to Roman to save the panto and the day ...

Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

Author: Mark Lowery Format: eBook Release Date: 04/10/2018

'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORMThe sixth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE seriesIt is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Salle, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to contend with the most rubbish role in the panto (being a box) as well as organising the Santa's grotto stall at the Christmas fete with loose cannon Darren Gamble. As the panto nears, it seems that everything that could possibly go wrong is about to. It is left to Roman to save the panto and the day ...

Revenge of the Spaghetti Hoops

Revenge of the Spaghetti Hoops

Author: Mark Lowery Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 17/05/2018

'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORM The fifth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE series It's the end of term for Roman - the last week ever of primary school, in fact. And in what should be an unremarkable, tying-things-up kind of week, Roman's class get the opposite - a very special visitor. One Jason Grooves - ex-pupil turned mega-famous singer. Jason is back at school to film his new reality TV show - Jason: Grooving on to the Next Chapter. He's got big plans, and he wants Roman and all the class to get in with the action. Filming, proms, auditions, charity gigs and the launch of his brand-new food lines, including some very special spaghetti hoops ... All Roman Garstang wants is a quiet life. But is he going to get one? You bet not ...

Revenge of the Spaghetti Hoops

Revenge of the Spaghetti Hoops

Author: Mark Lowery Format: eBook Release Date: 17/05/2018

'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORMThe fifth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE seriesIt's the end of term for Roman - the last week ever of primary school, in fact. And in what should be an unremarkable, tying-things-up kind of week, Roman's class get the opposite - a very special visitor. One Jason Grooves - ex-pupil turned mega-famous singer. Jason is back at school to film his new reality TV show - Jason: Grooving on to the Next Chapter. He's got big plans, and he wants Roman and all the class to get in with the action. Filming, proms, auditions, charity gigs and the launch of his brand-new food lines, including some very special spaghetti hoops ...All Roman Garstang wants is a quiet life. But is he going to get one? You bet not ...

Charlie and Me

Charlie and Me

Author: Mark Lowery Format: eBook Release Date: 11/01/2018

Thirteen-year-old Martin and his younger brother Charlie are on a very special journey. They're going to be travelling 421 miles all the way from Preston to the very tip of Cornwall. By train, bus and taxi, they are determined to get there in the end; and they're hoping to catch a glimpse of the dolphin that regularly visits the harbour there. But is that the only reason they are going? It's a journey that's full of challenges and surprises. Martin adores his brother Charlie but he's not like ordinary kids. He's one in a million. He was born far too early, and ought to have died. And cheeky, irrepressible, utterly unique Charlie is always keeping Martin on his toes - especially on this crazy trip they are now on. Martin is doing his best to be a good big brother, but it's hard when there's something so huge coming once they get to Cornwall ... An unforgettable novel that is by turns funny and heartbreaking.

Charlie and Me 421 Miles From Home

Charlie and Me 421 Miles From Home

Author: Mark Lowery Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 11/01/2018

'A marvellous novel, by turns funny and sad .... an empathetic story of kindness and loss' The Sunday Times 'I LOVED this book. Funny, sad and beautifully written' Lisa Thompson, author of THE GOLDFISH BOY 'Funny, tender, sad and huge of heart' Phil Earle, author of DEMOLITION DAD 'Mark Lowery is an exciting new voice in children's fiction' Elen Caldecott, author of HOW KIRSTY JENKINS STOLE THE ELEPHANT Thirteen-year-old Martin and his younger brother Charlie are on a very special journey. They're going to be travelling 421 miles all the way from Preston to the very tip of Cornwall. They're hoping to catch a glimpse of the dolphin that regularly visits the harbour there. But is that the only reason they are going? It's a journey that's full of challenges and surprises. Martin adores his brother Charlie but he's not like ordinary kids. He's one in a million. He was born far too early, and ought to have died. And cheeky, irrepressible, utterly unique Charlie is always keeping Martin on his toes - especially on this crazy trip they are now on. Martin is doing his best to be a good big brother, but it's hard when there's something so huge coming once they get to Cornwall ...

Wie ein springender Delfin

Wie ein springender Delfin

Author: Mark Lowery Format: eBook Release Date: 22/09/2017

Martin hat sich fur seinen kleinen Bruder Charlie eine groartige Uberraschung ausgedacht: Sie werden heimlich mit dem Zug an die Kuste Cornwalls fahren, denn dort ist der Delfin wieder aufgetaucht, der Charlie im letzten Sommer so glucklich gemacht hat. Doch so eine Reise ist nicht einfach, wenn man einen Bruder wie Charlie hat. Und wenn die Eltern schon an jedem Bahnhof durch die Polizei nach einem suchen lassen. Und wenn man ein Madchen trifft, das offenbar eine selbstgebastelte Bombe dabeihat, auf das man aber dringend angewiesen ist. Und wenn man auf einmal seinen Rucksack mit der wichtigen Keksdose verliert - und Charlie!Ein wildes Abenteuer zweier ganz besonderer Jungen - spannend und tief bewegend zugleich.

The Great Caravan Catastrophe

The Great Caravan Catastrophe

Author: Mark Lowery Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 10/08/2017

'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORM The fourth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE series Incredibly, unbelievably, Roman's cousin is marrying the cousin of Rosie Taylor (AKA The Worst Person Who Ever Lived) cousin. Roman can't believe this (as Rosie says: How can we be in the same family, we're barely in the same species ). Rosie's parents decide they should go along together and make a weekend of it . Roman's plus one is his best friend Gamble (probably the naughtiest kid in Europe) - and it's the beginning of another big, messy, catastrophic and uproarious adventure for Roman - with Winnebagos, illegal thrash metal festivals and campsite beauty contests all thrown into the mix ...

Attack of the Woolly Jumper

Attack of the Woolly Jumper

Author: Mark Lowery Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 26/01/2017

Mark Lowery is far too funny - Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORM Roman endures a royal visit and a school fashion show - in a jumper knitted by his Grandma . . . Grandma has come to stay for the royal visit by Princess Lucy to launch her new badger charity, 'Badges for Badgers'. Which would be fine, if she hadn't knitted Roman the crummiest jumper (AKA crumper ) on earth that he's forced to wear to school. His whole class is in a fundraising frenzy, led by fame-crazy Rosie Taylor who is convinced that organising a charity fashion show is bound to win her favour with the princess. And in a bid of fierce cruelty she has sponsored Roman to wear his crumper ALL WEEK, even after Gamble tries to flush it down the toilet. When the jumper causes a swan attack and a biker to swerve off the road, can Roman keep his whole life from unravelling? A new side-splitting story in the Roman Garstang Disaster series.

The Chicken Nugget Ambush

The Chicken Nugget Ambush

Author: Mark Lowery Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 02/06/2016

An outdoor adventure trip is one thing, but can Roman Garstang survive a chicken nugget-only diet? Roman Garstang is all set for his class trip to Farm View outdoor survival centre. There are only three issues: 1. With Darren Gamble as his new 'BFF' how can Roman make friends with funny, cool girl Vanya? 2. Roman will be sharing a tent with Kevin (AKA 'The Pukelear Missile') for THREE DAYS 3. Mum has prescribed a strict chicken nugget-only diet (Seriously?!) It's time to put his new survival skills to the test . . .

The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life

The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life

Author: Mark Lowery Format: Paperback / softback Release Date: 03/09/2015

A jam-fuelled week of disaster is set in motion by a single doughnut! Roman Garstang is obsessed with food - particularly Squidgy Splodge raspberry-jam doughnuts - but he is about to learn that things are not always as sugar-coated as they might seem. Because of his Monday-morning jam doughnut, Roman's week takes a very sticky turn . . . By Friday Roman has been banned from eating for 24hrs, narrowly avoided a faceful of warm toddler-wee, accidentally shoplifted, been given a lift in a getaway van, styled his teacher's guinea pig with a blue mohawk, started an OAP riot . . . and still barely managed to scoff a crumb - or lick - of a single doughnut. Who knew jam could be so deadly?

Die ganze nackte Wahrheit

Die ganze nackte Wahrheit

Author: Mark Lowery Format: eBook Release Date: 26/03/2015

Und es geht noch schlimmer ...Michael Swarbricks Leben scheint sich zum Guten zu wenden. Endlich hat er sein erstes richtiges Date mit dem Madchen seiner Traume: ein romantischer Ritt am Strand mit Esel gefolgt von wagemutigem Nacktschwimmen im Meer! Wahnsinn! Nur ..., dass sich fur Michael die Dinge nie zum Guten wenden und ein kurzer Moment des Glucks damit endet, dass er a) verhaftet, b) zum Gespott der Stadt und c) eine Internet-Sensation wird, weil alle denken, dass er ein NUDIST ist! Was er aber nicht ist. Michael ist ein ganz normaler Junge, aber eine Kette von Ereignissen, die er selbst nicht beeinflussen kann, droht sein Leben zu ruinieren. Hort das denn nie auf?Eine absolut anruhrend komische Geschichte vom Erwachsenwerden - fur alle, die die Pubertat uberlebt haben.

Das peinlichste Jahr meines Lebens

Das peinlichste Jahr meines Lebens

Author: Mark Lowery Format: eBook Release Date: 25/04/2013

UND ES GEHT NOCH SCHLIMMER ...Jetzt ist es amtlich. Ich bin der unglucklichste 14jahrige uberhaupt. Ich bin einfach nur im Meer schwimmen gegangen und plotzlicha)wurde ich festgenommenb) zum Gespott der Stadt undc)zu einer Sensation im Internet.Und das nur, weil alle denken, ich sei ein Nudist.(Bin ich aber nicht!)Wen wundert es also, dass ich bereit bin, alles zu tun, um meine Unschuld zu beweisen?Michael Swarbricks Leben scheint sich zum Guten zu wenden. Endlich hat er sein erstes richtiges Date mit dem Madchen seiner Traume: ein romantischer Ritt am Strand mit Esel gefolgt von wagemutigem Nacktschwimmen im Meer! Wahnsinn! Nur ..., dass sich fur Michael die Dinge nie zum Guten wenden. Michael gerat in einen Strudel unkontrollierbarer Ereignisse, die sein Leben zum Schlimmsten uberhaupt machen. Hort das denn nie auf?