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Bluffer's Guide to Surfing Instant Wit & Wisdom

by Craig Jarvis

Bluffer's Guide to Surfing Instant Wit & Wisdom Synopsis

Never again confuse your tails with your rails, your SUPs with your ASPs, your shapers with your sprayers, or localism with a friendly welcome. Bask in the admiration of your fellow enthusiasts as you reminisce joyfully about those moments watching friends going over the falls, and pronounce confidently about the exact location of the Ampullae of Lorenzini. (That particular morsel of knowledge could save you from becoming shark food). DON'T SHOUT when surfing. No one likes a shouter. Surfing is being at one with Nature; it is like riding on God's soul. The only sound should be that of breaking surf. On the other hand, no one likes a hippy either. DON'T SAY I'm not kidding, dude. I once rode a Great White most of the way down the Pororoca.

Book Information

ISBN: 9781785215568
Publication date: 18th April 2019
Author: Craig Jarvis
Publisher: J H Haynes & Co Ltd an imprint of Haynes Publishing Group
Format: Paperback / softback
Pagination: 128 pages
Categories: Surfing, windsurfing, water skiing,

About Craig Jarvis

Craig Jarvis's surfing travels have taken him to many great surf destinations and a great many beds (the hospital kind - don't get excited). He caught malaria while surfing off the jungles of Java, and his catalogue of mishaps includes three tropical diseases unidentified by the Hospital for Tropical Diseases in London, a broken arm, a broken elbow, four bouts of life-threatening dysentery, a torn groin while surfing in Ireland, a wasting disease contracted in Chile and a serious case of boils that attached themselves to him somewhere in Indonesia. Among his journalistic endeavours he has been field editor of ...

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