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Images You Should Not Masturbate To by Graham Johnson, Rob Hibbert

Images You Should Not Masturbate To



Images You Should Not Masturbate To by Graham Johnson, Rob Hibbert

** THE PERFECT GIFT FOR AN ADOLESCENT WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME IN THEIR BEDROOM. **Everybody does it. Nobody wants to talk about it. But have you ever wondered if there's an effective way of restraining your idle hands when they are in danger of straying into a your own nether regions?Finally, there is.Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid, embarking on an onanistic odyssey - whatever you call it, all of the images in this book will discourage any urges towards self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a collection of carefully curated pictures guaranteed to throw a wet towel over even the strongest libido or put any soldier standing to attention at ease.It is as effective as a cold shower and will save a fortune in tissues.

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Publication date

7th April 2011


Graham Johnson, Rob Hibbert

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Penguin Books Ltd


80 pages





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