Crap Dad Jokes Because Dads Aren't as Funny as They Think They are

by Ian Allen

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Groanworthy jokes collected from Dads who really should have known better. If your Dad is stuck in the rut with the same three jokes he learned back in 1970 then perhaps it’s time to expand his repertoire so that you can be embarrassed by some new jokes, there’s plenty here, a cornucopia of bad jokes collected by the inimitable Ian Allen.

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What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in Crap Dad Jokes. This is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol' Dad. Following hot on the humorous heels of Portico's Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement.

 

Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day and your dad. Because he's worth it. What athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper...

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ISBN: 9781907554940
Publication date: 06/06/2013
Publisher: Portico an imprint of Anova Books
Format: Hardback

Book Information

ISBN: 9781907554940
Publication date: 6th June 2013
Author: Ian Allen
Publisher: Portico an imprint of Anova Books
Format: Hardback
Pagination: 224 pages
Genres: eBook Favourites, Humour, The Real World,
Categories: Jokes & riddles, Humour collections & anthologies,

About Ian Allen

Ian Allen is a father of three teenagers and a funny man indeed. He has been a freelance editor from Staffordshire - recently voted England's least amusing county - for the past 17 years. During that time Ian has worked on hundreds of books, a handful of which were even intended to be comical. Ian is qualified to degree-level in Data Processing, which is just hilarious. Ian is perhaps best known as being the compiler of The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes , also by Portico.

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